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BarbieDearest
June 13, 2005 at 9:12 am

Just wait until the sleep deprivation sets in. The episodes should be really interesting then!

Stu
June 13, 2005 at 9:31 am

BarbieDearest wrote:
Just wait until the sleep deprivation sets in. The episodes should be really interesting then!

I think Bernie’s already suffering from that. It never stopped him before.

Fuer grissa ost draukan
June 13, 2005 at 9:40 am

Since now six month I enjoy these great ALP comics. Some of them have a special New Yorker sense of humour so it is not all the time easy to follow.

For your babies, your wife and yourself all the best bernieh.

I can feel with you concerning the weather. I experienced NY twice and all the time its damn hot and the humidity is awful. But nice people from my point of view. :) Once I got to come in Winter, I am sure I will prefer these cold winterstorms rather than the summer.

Greetings from Germany.

Fuer grissa ost draukan

PJ2POP
June 13, 2005 at 9:43 am

BarbieDearest wrote:
Just wait until the sleep deprivation sets in. The episodes should be really interesting then!

….Just wait until the Baby comes, that’s when the sleep deprivation really kicks in. :lol:

PJ2POP
June 13, 2005 at 9:46 am

Fuer grissa ost draukan wrote:
Since now six month I enjoy these great ALP comics. Some of them have a special New Yorker sense of humour so it is not all the time easy to follow.

For your babies, your wife and yourself all the best bernieh.

I can feel with you concerning the weather. I experienced NY twice and all the time its damn hot and the humidity is awful. But nice people from my point of view. :) Once I got to come in Winter, I am sure I will prefer these cold winterstorms rather than the summer.

Greetings from Germany.

Fuer grissa ost draukan

……It’s ok. :? (From a person that goes to school and work in that heat and cold :lol: )

Fuer grissa ost draukan
June 13, 2005 at 10:03 am

Adaption is the key I think. :)

How much percent of your buildings have a clima control?

Fgod

Reverend Linus
June 13, 2005 at 10:12 am

I am envious – it hasn’t been warm enough to need AC around here (Laramie, WY). We had 6 inches of snow just last weekend!

scarycatmecha
June 13, 2005 at 10:28 am

Wowsers. Maybe my blood *has* thinned. I spent nine inglorious years in the South. Last summer, for example, there was not a single day from 1 May on until September that the daytime temp was lower than 90 degrees. Up here I’m still wearing long pants. My only concession to the heat is to open my upstairs window and turn on the ceilin’ fan. I had been wondering what yall were going to wear when it really gets hot–the girls in my neighborhood are already in tube tops and booty shorts (and as delightful as that might sound, in these girls the tube top is more like a tire wrapped around a tree trunk and the booty shorts have more *booty* than shorts, if you know what I mean!) Now I know. Well, if this is unseasonably warm, I’m in heaven!

SCM with many heat sinks.

Wize
June 13, 2005 at 11:24 am

Hehe—Good one Bern. And good luck with the child rearing.

Sometimes I’m happy I’m not a parent yet.

:lol:

Dahaka
June 13, 2005 at 11:44 am

Its the fucking humidity.
Death by warm fucking fog.

RobinHood3000
June 13, 2005 at 3:04 pm

Haha…the “Here’s Michelle with the sports” line is PERFECT!!

Lynn
June 13, 2005 at 3:11 pm

A hot, sticky man isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

Tom Brazelton
June 13, 2005 at 3:59 pm

Dahaka wrote:
Its the fucking humidity.
Death by warm fucking fog.

No kidding. It’s like breathing through a gym sock. Iowa is humid all summer long. It sucks.

I was laughing when Bernie was complaining about sleeping with the AC on ridicu-blast. Y’see, this is what happens when you decide to concieve children in the fall. 9 months later, you’re sweating like a rented mule in the thick of summer. This is why God makes us horny in the Spring so babies come by winter!

Wheeee! :P

Warrior Alien
June 13, 2005 at 4:23 pm

Here in Texas the weather is so screwed up right now that nobody knows what to wear, its gone from the 50s to over 95 in a matter of days…why do I get the feeling God has fun doing stuff like this?? Personally, I couldn’t care less about how hot it gets, it’s the cold that annoys me.

warmsox
June 13, 2005 at 6:56 pm

You’re right it has been re-donk-ulously hot in NYC the last week or so, and I had to take a Metro-North train with busted AC today I lost like 10 pounds sweating on the ride.

L337 celtic predator
June 13, 2005 at 7:51 pm

you think you have it bad…try having your ac break ….in the middle of one of the hottest summers of the *___* decade!!!!!!! :shock: grrrrrrr :x

L337 celtic predator
June 13, 2005 at 7:51 pm

you think you have it bad…try having your AC break ….in the middle of one of the hottest summers of the *___* decade!!!!!!! :x grrrr :x

L337 celtic predator
June 13, 2005 at 7:53 pm

we couldnt turn the lights on or anything :cry:

Madge
June 13, 2005 at 7:58 pm

Bernie, get your wife to move over here, to Perth, Western Australia.

It has been raining for the last two weeks. It is freezing cold. My next door neighbour is building an ark and his wife is in the process of collecting two of every animal.

And, incidentally, Australia is the country whose people deal with the coldest winter temperatures, not because we have cold winters (we don’t), but because we don’t turn the heating on because we go “we live in a hot country, we can handle it”. When it’s really freezing and my hands are numb. My Dad is an ass about that.

Bernie, tell your wife to think of *my* poor mother. My younger brother was 13 pounds when he was born. The woman next to my Mum had twins, who were 6 pounds each.

Not that I know anything about pounds, being Australian. We don’t use imperial measurements for anything other than babies weights. Actually I think we might use kilos for babies weights but no-one knows how big a baby kilo is. Well. I don’t know how big a pound is, but that’s beside the point.

Anyway. I rambled. Fuck I have an exam today. I’m going. Bye

Holly Resurrected
June 13, 2005 at 8:23 pm

*Is chilling in Central California, cool as a cucumber*

Ahhh. Oh, hilarious comic, Bernie!

desert_drum
June 13, 2005 at 10:50 pm

I hate to contradict the boss, but the number of people qualified to complain about the heat even virtually in my presence is very small, indeed.

It is now 9:48 p.m. It is 93 degrees. This is the 6th night out of 7 we’ve had tornado watches posted for the county for most of the night.

If I didn’t love that guy out on the porch as much as I do, I’d kill him for coaxing me out to the Armpit of Hell. :lol:

Blaster
June 13, 2005 at 10:52 pm

I seem to be unusually homeostatic for the last year or so. I can spend hours working in a cooler or sleep with the a/c off in 90+ degree weather, and it doesn’t much bother me. Go figure.

Ranka
June 13, 2005 at 10:58 pm

This is clearly a competition. Try -22.

lillyonelee
June 13, 2005 at 11:52 pm

Speaking as a 8 month pregnant mom, you are getting off easy there Bernie. Be thankfull you are allowed in her bed at all, or in her universe for that matter. LOL We pregos are touchy, uncomfortable, hot, cold, achy, swollen, hungry, miserable B..you know what’s. And that’s not even half th ecomplaints as I’m sure you know already or will find out very soon.
Good luck with the twins, and the lovely post-partem effects. :wink:
Lilly in California

desert_drum
June 14, 2005 at 12:22 am

Ranka wrote:
This is clearly a competition. Try -22.

That’s not warm at all. *grin*

wrenchspinner
June 14, 2005 at 1:24 am

“we’ve got all the AC’s going on ridicu-blast, ”

Been there, done that my friend. During both pregnancies my wife slept with the windows open, IN FEBRUARY!!! In Detroit!! I used to refer to our bedroom as the “meat locker”
Bundle up and ride it out.

hobo
June 14, 2005 at 2:44 am

don’t worry about it now, kids are cool, i am one, i should know. good luck wif ur twins, when are they due?

cjs
June 14, 2005 at 2:58 am

Hey, I’m not too late?

“It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.”

Munan
June 14, 2005 at 3:19 am

Well, Bernie, I’m one of those people having to wear a suit to office, so for me THAT IS ABOUT ME! Especially since the heat is humid here in the Netherlands as well.

Good thing: tomorrow I’m going to tell that Queen of a boss of mine (that’s no joke – he actually is gay) that I’m quitting…

So then I can just go to the beach and actually do what one is supposed to do when the weather is hot: *enjoys it!!*

But congratulations with the forthcoming baby (or babies – if you’ll have twin boys, let me guess their names… A & P?)

hobo
June 14, 2005 at 6:34 am

Quote:
if you’ll have twin boys, let me guess their names… A & P?

o god no. that’d be terrible

Ranka
June 14, 2005 at 7:59 am

desert_drum wrote:

Ranka wrote:
This is clearly a competition. Try -22.

That’s not warm at all. *grin*

But i’m a Finn! We live in igloos, use polarbears ars vehicles and eat penguins… :shock:

Xeno.Morph
June 14, 2005 at 8:03 am

In Canada, we’re all lumberjacks that live in igloos. Hell, we even own the north pole. There’s the record for coldest temperatures. Now, as for hot temperatures… In Saskatchewan, it gets just as hot or hotter than Texas. Chew on that for a while. BUAHA!

((Thank God that no one’s commented on the broken condom yet…))

Munan
June 14, 2005 at 8:09 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:

((Thank God that no one’s commented on the broken condom yet…))

I have, in another thread:

http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=410&start=25

ranka wrote:

But i’m a Finn! We live in igloos, use polarbears ars vehicles and eat penguins…

In Iceland, we actually did…

Hotsauce
June 14, 2005 at 9:12 am

Nothing beats the heat like a Utilikilt.

Xeno.Morph
June 14, 2005 at 9:38 am

Yeah, but, I meant, like, now, on… THIS thread. With the, you know, gutter-mouth talk, and the, like, totally, not pg-related comments. I am, like, talking, like, a robot.

Stu
June 14, 2005 at 9:42 am

Lynn wrote:
A hot, sticky man isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

Depends. I don’t glisten or sweat; I provide liquid for the kiddie pools. It’s not a good thing (and sorry for the visual).

I always wanted to have something like this for the train trips in, but I have this feeling I’d be beat up for wearing something like that. So I suffer, as do my shirts.

Munan
June 14, 2005 at 11:08 am

Stu wrote:

I don’t glisten or sweat; I provide liquid for the kiddie pools. It’s not a good thing (and sorry for the visual).

Trying to proof Xeno.Morph’s point, aren’t you?

Antidistinctlyminty
June 14, 2005 at 11:12 am

Ranka wrote:

But i’m a Finn! We live in igloos, use polarbears ars vehicles and eat penguins…

Falsehood!!! Penguins live in the South Polar regions, you jolly Finns are in the North!

The only way I will accept your claim is if :
A) You refer to the delicious British chocolate biscuit, Penguin.
B) The penguins you have eaten were backpacking their way through Europe on their way to Reykjavik for some non-stop Icelandic partying.
C) You’ve totally misspelled banana, and it came out as penguin

in which case A= good choice, B= for shame, C= awww bless.

Love and kisses

Anti d’menthe

By the way, you notice how I have no problem believing you ride polar bears…

desert_drum
June 14, 2005 at 12:32 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:
In Saskatchewan, it gets just as hot or hotter than Texas.

That’s pretty vague. Right now in Texas, there’s a range of 78 degrees to 109, running roughly east to west. It actually has to get over 105 before the National Weather service will classify the temperature as “Very Hot” in parts of West Texas.

Xeno.Morph
June 14, 2005 at 1:01 pm

munan wrote:

Stu wrote:

I don’t glisten or sweat; I provide liquid for the kiddie pools. It’s not a good thing (and sorry for the visual).

Trying to proof Xeno.Morph’s point, aren’t you?

What the hell does that mean?

Munan
June 14, 2005 at 1:20 pm

You mean like, stating that, you know, one doesn’t “glisten or sweat”; one provides “liquid for the kiddie pools”, adding that “it’s not a good thing (and sorry for the visual)” doesn’t count as “gutter-mouth talk”, and a “not pg-related comment” (while talking about broken condoms does)?!

Than I must’ve like, totally, you know, misunderstood you (or Stu, for that matter)…

Gee, ‘s mi englees dat bad?

Lynn
June 14, 2005 at 6:58 pm

Stu wrote:

Lynn wrote:
A hot, sticky man isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

Depends. I don’t glisten or sweat; I provide liquid for the kiddie pools. It’s not a good thing (and sorry for the visual).

I’m not offended.
I was just wondering what ever happened to Abe’s beer.

Weasel
June 14, 2005 at 7:33 pm

There’s projected temperatures upwards of 95 degrees in Jacksonville this week. And the percentage humidity is going to make it feel like 105.

Chorizo Omelet
June 15, 2005 at 1:40 am

My wife was so miserable at 8 months, she would park herself in the kiddy pool, in the living room!

denny_
June 15, 2005 at 5:10 am

Thought you might appreciate this comic, also enjoying your local weather right now:
http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-06-15

It’s raining here in England by the way. Cool and refreshing.

Actually it’s wet and nasty, but I suppose it depends on your perspective…

KittyKat
June 15, 2005 at 6:03 am

I vote for wet and damn nasty because I’ve just had to walk through far too much of it.

Shin-Goji
December 10, 2006 at 1:34 am

Makes me happy to see a zombie apocalypse in panel 2. What? I can dream?

Tyris
December 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm

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