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El_Haroldo
June 20, 2005 at 9:10 am

hahahah-first post!

abe…words fail me…

i cannot wait for the date itself!!

Frank_in_Brooklyn
June 20, 2005 at 10:36 am

I should have been first.
Damned work conference call!!

but maybe there could be a string of comics where Abe starts using Jesus to get chicks.

‘you know Jesus Christ, he’s my roomie, wanna come over so he can lay hands on you?’

Wize
June 20, 2005 at 10:51 am


WTF dude-that was funny, and just like Abe too.
But WHEN IS THE DATE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Xeno.Morph
June 20, 2005 at 11:12 am

Heh. Umm… What is the occasion that Abe has use for that last mask… ? It’s just… yeah.

Ever notice that Pres is a chameleon? In some panels he’s pinkish but in others he’s orangish. Yeah. NOTHING RHYMES WITH SILVER.

I have converted another to the cult of ALP. He is Dogmeat. I’m gonna bug him until he signs up, unless he already has…

http://www.freewebs.com/xenomorphs/draconis.exe GOGOGO

Ohh, wouldn’t you think that Abe would have a Vigoda mask?

KittyKat
June 20, 2005 at 11:32 am

WILMA ryhmes with SILVER, well, its the closest thing that does. Ohh ohh pilpher (as in steal, did I spell it right), and maybe sulfur works.

Great strip, Im a Brit and I no very little about baseball (its all about sex, right) and even less about the players – but the fact that Abes makes masks of the players is all I need to know. I wonder why he doesn’t wear them speed dating?

Artemorra
June 20, 2005 at 11:44 am

El_Haroldo wrote:
hahahah-first post!

abe…words fail me…

i cannot wait for the date itself!!

What the f***k is so great being the first one to post?

Of the episode, great. :D the masks were great. xD
Can’t wait for the date. :D

Newton1008
June 20, 2005 at 11:56 am

Quote:
What the f***k is so great being the first one to post?

PREACH!!!

Anyways… Jeter as a Clown = PRICELESS!!!

Private Whore
June 20, 2005 at 3:42 pm

Frank_in_SoHo wrote:
‘you know Jesus Christ, he’s my roomie, wanna come over so he can lay hands on you?’

“I learned this thing from my roommate, Jesus, and now I can enlarge your breasts by laying my hands on them. I’ll only charge you 1.50 dollar… if it doesn’t work, you’ll get your money back.”

Great comic. You know, I think I speak for the entire Xenomorph race if I say: Abe, just get your ass near Ellen, you’re an embarresment to our race!!!”

Zim
June 20, 2005 at 3:45 pm

Ok look at the bottom left panel of this comic and then look at comic 121 O.o the blood on preston is on different sides and i never noticed before but they appear to be different dolls. The one in the bottom left appears to have the mesh on his left arm whereas the next one doesn’t. OH DEAR GOD THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PRESTON >_< HES JUST A TOY MY WORLD SHATTERED

Private Whore
June 20, 2005 at 3:48 pm

Zim wrote:
Ok look at the bottom left panel of this comic and then look at comic 121 O.o the blood on preston is on different sides and i never noticed before but they appear to be different dolls. The one in the bottom left appears to have the mesh on his left arm whereas the next one doesn’t. OH DEAR GOD THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PRESTON >_< HES JUST A TOY MY WORLD SHATTERED

Can I whack him in the head? Please please please…

bburgis
June 20, 2005 at 4:58 pm

Hey Bernie, another good episode. You have replaced “Red Meat” as my favorite strip.

I like the whole Jesus roommate Yankees storyline. Out of curiosity, which Jesus is he, the Catholic, Protestant or Evangelical Christian Jesus? Have you gotten any complaints from religious groups about your strip?

I was wondering if during the next subway Yankees Mets series you might think about a Mets treatment with a new character. Maybe get a Pinhead model, or an Ewok action figure with a Mets shirt on, and have all threee roomates go nuts and take him out pro-wrestling tag team style. That would be LOL funny (I think).

Thanks, and keep up the outstanding work,
Barney Burgis
Sunnyside

Dahaka
June 20, 2005 at 8:44 pm

Congrats, you are the first to post, you have one an all-expenses payed to trip to Abu Dhabi, where you join the race of ooompaloompas and make mass amounts of pudding to be shipped overseas and used in the WOW pay-per-view events. Good job jackass.

The fool is the first to open his mouth and dribble.

ritaxis
June 20, 2005 at 10:17 pm

The most consistently laugh-out-loud funny strip on the Web. That I know of, anyway.

InvaderJess
June 20, 2005 at 11:28 pm

Awesome strip today Big B! I’m sure nobody cares, but I hope they do go to the museum. But, I’m a dork.

Holly Resurrected
June 21, 2005 at 12:55 am

bburgis wrote:
I like the whole Jesus roommate Yankees storyline. Out of curiosity, which Jesus is he, the Catholic, Protestant or Evangelical Christian Jesus? Have you gotten any complaints from religious groups about your strip?

I love the Jesus character too, mostly because he’s decent unlike the two Jesus characters from Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic. I mean, I love Ghastly, but Drunken Bitter Jesus makes me sad, and so does Aryan Jesus.

Munan
June 21, 2005 at 3:22 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:

Ohh, wouldn’t you think that Abe would have a Vigoda mask?

I have… I used Digitaaliklosetti’s avatar for that one.

Why would Abe use it though? To scare Jesus?

bburqis wrote:
I like the whole Jesus roommate Yankees storyline. Out of curiosity, which Jesus is he, the Catholic, Protestant or Evangelical Christian Jesus? Have you gotten any complaints from religious groups about your strip?

The catholic, I think. He talked about the Rythm method and he was nervously watching the smoke coming out of the Vatican when they elected the new pope.

I’m almost sure that there’ve been complaints from religious groups.

Xeno.Morph
June 21, 2005 at 8:01 am

Oh gee ehm! InvaderJess stole my nickname for Big B! YOU STEALER! You steal the lollipops and shun the shoes, then you go and sing “You’re an alien sex fiend, lalallalalalalala!!” And then you go and rip apart a binder! And in that binder is a cue card with Big B written on it! And on that Big B is a Little B! And on the Little B there’s a bacteria! You then ingest that bacteria and suddenly you’re saying Big B Big B Big B!! But, I said Big B first! PLAGUERISM!

Err…

I think Jesus is just normal Jesus who plays baseball. Y’know, the one with the hat? And the bat? And the bat in the hat? And the cat in the vat? And the fat and the shat? And the donkey?

Beavis vs Butthead vs Dawn of the Dead vs Alien vs Predator vs Tremors vs Coneheads vs Decoys vs Species vs Zerg vs Protoss vs Dude Where’s My Car vs Day of the Donkey vs Atmospherium vs Freddy vs Jason vs Jeepers Creepers vs Scream vs Screamers vs Langoliers would be the dumbest movie ever…

Zim, you DO realize that he only has one Preston doll, right? It’s just that he takes pics of them, crops them out, saves them, and then uses them as needed. He needed him in one pose, but facing the opposite way as he was taken a picture of. Therefore, Big B simply reversed it. It’s nothing new.

Munan
June 21, 2005 at 8:14 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Zim, you DO realize that he only has one Preston doll, right? It’s just that he takes pics of them, crops them out, saves them, and then uses them as needed. He needed him in one pose, but facing the opposite way as he was taken a picture of. Therefore, Big B simply reversed it. It’s nothing new.

Right, destroy the magic of it all, why don’t you….

Now I’ll find it so hard to relate to these characters

It’s like when I was young and I found out that the smurfs were actually drawn, not filmed, meaning they didn’t really exist (because, if you can film something, it must exist, right? Right?!?)

:cry:

Wize wrote:

WTF dude-that was funny, and just like Abe too.
But WHEN IS THE DATE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yeah, I find myself quivering with anticipation as well

Xeno.Morph
June 21, 2005 at 11:06 am

What do you mean? Of course Smurfs exist! If you eat one, your hair turns blue! And if it was on drugs, then your hair turns purple! I know. It happened to a friend of a friend’s cousin’s aunt’s brother-in-law’s friend of a friend who happened to be eating a french fry’s friend named Toad.

Jeter may have the Quan, but can he grok?

bburgis
June 21, 2005 at 11:08 am

The museum could be fun, but how about a Yankees Mets game, and SHE turns out to be a Mets fan? Ooook! :idea:

Xeno.Morph
June 21, 2005 at 11:12 am

Oh gee ehm! Dogmeat’s playing a kickass game based on a VGCats comic. I’ll type it out here…

http://www.freshblood.zic.pl/tom/

Methinks that’s the address. May be using a cookie thingy and you’ll have to find the game for yourself. Meh. I myself haven’t played it. Yet.

I just played it. I was FisherPrice Modem. I think I got 16… I hate this mouse. It’s not a ball, it’s not a laser, it’s like a magnet or something. I wish I was using the stylus that came with it… Meh. Funness.

Damnit, guy. You probably just ruined Bernie’s twist tomorrow.

Munan
June 21, 2005 at 11:23 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
What do you mean? Of course Smurfs exist! If you eat one, your hair turns blue! And if it was on drugs, then your hair turns purple! I know.

Thank you!! THANK YOU so much!!!!!

Xeno.Morph
June 21, 2005 at 11:37 am

The empress looks down at Munan, and says, “Would you like one?” she then offers a jar full of tiny blue men to him, each with a white hat and wierd pants. They are all shrieking silently, begging to be let out and dying of suffocation. She pops off the lid, and they breathe in the air. But then the xenomorph picks one up by it’s leg and dangles it over her second set of jaws.

The little Smurf screams, and is dropped into her gaping maws. She chews, swallows, and suddenly her exoskeleton turns blue. The xenomorph grins down at Munan and says, “Toldja so.”

Xeno.Morph
June 21, 2005 at 11:39 am

I was bored, so I roleplayed. Shut up.

Munan
June 21, 2005 at 2:25 pm

bburgis
June 21, 2005 at 2:33 pm

I wish they would come out with an XCOM RTS

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