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Xeno.Morph
June 27, 2005 at 9:06 am

YOINK

RobinHood3000
June 27, 2005 at 9:07 am

Brilliant! The last panel is so hilarious…can’t wait to see how Corinna reacts to her evening being interrupted.

Antidistinctlyminty
June 27, 2005 at 9:21 am

Excellent work Bernie!

I can’t help wondering if Abe is attention starved, and is therefore attempting the classic “cry for help” half-assed suicide bid.
But, you know, I think he’d be better off peeing in Preston’s shoes first and working his way up to taking four paracetamol if that doesn’t work.

Wait… does pres even wear shoes? :?

Xeno.Morph
June 27, 2005 at 9:29 am

munan wrote:

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Munan looks like StarFox.

StarFox?! Please, that skywalking prolete is like the black sheep of our foxy family. Do not associate me with this cousin, please.

Xeno.Morph does not look like a xenomorph…

What!? You’re saying I don’t look like an alien!? What an outrage! I’ll have you know that there’s nothing human about me! *Squirts custard from her claws* SEE!? Yellow mellow custard… dripping from a dead dog’s eye… LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDSSSS!!! Xenomorphs means strange form. Or alien form. Or foreign form. Therefore, YOU’RE a xenomorph as well. Ma ha! Corinna’s dating a xenomorph! MA HA!! PARIS HILTON IS A XENOMORPH!!! WHO WANTS TO BE A HILTON!? MORE LIKE WHO WANTS TO BE A RICH DUMBASS WHO DOESN’T KNOW JACK! I MEAN, WHY WOULDN’T YOU KNOW JACK IN THE FIRST PLACE!? THAT’S JUST STUPID! JACK’S A GOOD GUY!

I AM THE WALRUS!!

((Quote “I am the walrus” and put a note, like, say, “We already knew you looked like a walrus,” and a knife will just have to accidentally fall into your spine, lungs, liver, spleen, pancreas, stomach, heart, and intestines a couple times. Not to mention the appendix.))

Private Whore
June 27, 2005 at 10:06 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
I AM THE WALRUS!!

“We already knew you looked like a walrus,”

Bring it on :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

sardine
June 27, 2005 at 10:39 am

Uh-oh, why do I have a real bad feeling that Corinna was going to tell Pres that she “bats for the other team”?

Sardine – who’s been there before…

Munan
June 27, 2005 at 10:44 am

*stands dumbfolded, checks mirror*

Indeed, I am a Xeno morph… more xeno than most morphes, actually.

And here I was thinking Xeno.Morph looked like an insistent cat in a spacesuit, jumping up and down. How dumb could one be…

Slap me… As a matter of fact, I’ll spare you the effort

*slaps himself*

bernieh wrote:
that doesn’t mean they should come out with a show called, “I Want to be One of Michael Jackson’s Pre-Pubescent Bed Partners”.

What about “I want to be a Jackson Five?”

Hell, I’d want to be in THAT show

Antidistinctlyminty
June 27, 2005 at 11:02 am

bernieh wrote:
“I Want to be One of Michael Jackson’s Pre-Pubescent Bed Partners”

Somewhere (probably Fox), a whole group of tv execs are sat there, heads in hands as their irate boss yells “ok, who leaked the Fall schedule”…

Zim
June 27, 2005 at 11:09 am

Indeed i was convinced Xeno.Morph was infact a video game cat in a halo suit, however it appears not. Then again is a videogame cat in a halo suit a xenomorph? just where is the cat from?

preston is my dad
June 27, 2005 at 11:16 am

I’m pretty amazed that abe can even write cohesive sentences…That’s pretty good, him being an Alien and all.

Black Ice
June 27, 2005 at 12:34 pm

i liked how you were able to put in a laugh-out-loud joke within the first four panels and then express your own beliefs/personal life in the last two panels that is still entertaining.. that’s the way it should be done, great job, I loved how Abe kept calling Preston (or is it the other way around) and finally ended up asking for poison..!

bburgis
June 27, 2005 at 1:11 pm

sardine wrote:
Uh-oh, why do I have a real bad feeling that Corinna was going to tell Pres that she “bats for the other team”?

Actually, I think she’s going to tell Pres that she’s a METS fan!

Viridis
June 27, 2005 at 1:19 pm

Zim wrote:
Indeed i was convinced Xeno.Morph was infact a video game cat in a halo suit, however it appears not. Then again is a videogame cat in a halo suit a xenomorph? just where is the cat from?

Vgcats.com, THIS strip specifically.

I love the comic, but I was hesitant to sign up in the forums. I’m already a part of TOO many. CAD’s forum, 8bit Theater’s, Gamefaqs, There.com’s forums, and now this.

Xeno.Morph
June 27, 2005 at 2:00 pm

Dammit, Viridis!

Xeno.Morph
June 27, 2005 at 2:02 pm

Aramor wrote:

Xeno.Morph wrote:
I AM THE WALRUS!!

“We already knew you looked like a walrus,”

Bring it on :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I don’t know where to begin. It doesn’t even look like you HAVE a pancreas. Oh, well.

*Shoves Aramor into a giant alien-sized blender and turns it on to “Liquify”*

You know, when Preston yelled “WHAT DO YOU WANT” Abe should have SO gone “A donut.”

Mr.Sandman…. Bring me a dream… Make it the cutest, I’ve ever seen…

Maildetorres
June 27, 2005 at 2:16 pm

How bad could that Hilton show be?

I’ve seen other programs of that kind, like the apprentice and I liked.
But I agree, Paris Hilton is just a painful topic.
If you want to see a kind of reality show that sucks, you can try the mexican big brother or la academia.

Those guys really mind-wash poor people’s minds

Digitaaliklosetti
June 27, 2005 at 2:41 pm

Corinna’s a dude.

Zim
June 27, 2005 at 2:50 pm

Erm thanks viridis …. i’ve been reading that web comic for ages. Thus my questions about whether a vg cat in a halo suit was infact an alien or not. I was asking the question where is the cat from as in what planet…… you know as in where is it from?

Warrior Alien
June 27, 2005 at 3:00 pm

No Don’t Do It ABE!!! :shock:

Private Whore
June 27, 2005 at 3:01 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:

Aramor wrote:

Xeno.Morph wrote:
I AM THE WALRUS!!

“We already knew you looked like a walrus,”

Bring it on :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I don’t know where to begin. It doesn’t even look like you HAVE a pancreas. Oh, well.

*Shoves Aramor into a giant alien-sized blender and turns it on to “Liquify”*

Oh yeah, I just love it when you kill me.
Have you noticed by the way that on another topic I made fun of your name, while you explicitly said that you would hurt anyone if that would happen? As far as I know, you still didn’t take retaliatory actions…

danucleus
June 27, 2005 at 3:43 pm

Oh my goodness, I laughed out loud on this one! Bernie you are truly a genius.

Uncle Whippity
June 27, 2005 at 7:11 pm

Strips like today’s make me wish I could remember how I discovered AlP. Poor old Preston.

I’m identifying less with Abe now, which is reassuring. I was worried for a while, but even after so many years of treatment for depression I’ve never contemplated watching anything with any of the Hiltons.

Holly Resurrected
June 27, 2005 at 9:10 pm

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Corinna’s a dude.

:shock: No! That would be really funny, though. Hopefully Pres would find out before any heavy petting goes on.

Happy to see Corinna’s cool with Preston’s freeing of Willy, but I agree with Abe, why did Pres have his phone on, anyway? And the Hilton bit at the end- pah!! That’s great.

I haven’t seen “I Want To Be A Hilton”, because “The Simple Life” was enough horror to last me awhile. I despise reality tv in general, but I have to give respect in that every time I think they’ve hit rock bottom with ideas, they drill a little deeper.

Digitaaliklosetti
June 27, 2005 at 10:24 pm

Holly wrote:

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Corinna’s a dude.

:shock: No! That would be really funny, though. Hopefully Pres would find out before any heavy petting goes on.

I think the “No, that’s OK, no worries! Actually, I should tell y–” pretty much made it 100% certain, as that sentence obviously was supposed to be, in it’s full glory, “Actually, I should tell you that I have a humongous manthing flopping back and forth, between my hairy manlegs and I believe that it’s time for the two of us to have a duel! En garde!”

Obviously.

sardine
June 27, 2005 at 10:39 pm

:?: Anyone know what beer label that is on their pint glasses? Looks like it’s been purposely pasted on… :?:

InvaderJess
June 27, 2005 at 10:52 pm

Dude, very funny comic B. And the poor wifey. I remember being extrememly pregnant, never with twins thank god. But the best of luck to both of you. And I hope they give her the good drugs.

lillyonelee
June 28, 2005 at 12:17 am

“That’s ok no worries. Actually I should tell you……….I don’t like baseball.” Or maybe “I don’t like sports.”
I know some guys would be devestated if they took a chick to a game and she said I don’t like sports.
And that stupid Hilton thing??? I would kill myself BEFORE turning to that show. LOL Are network execs and wriiters THAT desparate for new material? How about a new reality show where the dumbass execs who come up with these stupid ideas light themselves on fire and jump of the GWB. Will they burn, drown or just DIE??? Now that’s good TV.

Viridis
June 28, 2005 at 1:51 am

lillyonelee wrote:
“That’s ok no worries. Actually I should tell you……….I don’t like baseball.” Or maybe “I don’t like sports.”
I know some guys would be devestated if they took a chick to a game and she said I don’t like sports.
And that stupid Hilton thing??? I would kill myself BEFORE turning to that show. LOL Are network execs and wriiters THAT desparate for new material? How about a new reality show where the dumbass execs who come up with these stupid ideas light themselves on fire and jump of the GWB. Will they burn, drown or just DIE??? Now that’s good TV.

Well, at least they HAVE new material, no matter how pathetic it is.

The movie industry is all remakes(War of the Worlds, Herbie, Bewitched, King Kong, many more), book adaptions, sequels, and generic explosion-a-minute-with-half-baked-love-story-to-try-and-make-a-few-women-watch-it movies.

Munan
June 28, 2005 at 3:25 am

Zim wrote:
Erm thanks viridis …. i’ve been reading that web comic for ages. Thus my questions about whether a vg cat in a halo suit was infact an alien or not. I was asking the question where is the cat from as in what planet…… you know as in where is it from?

That was actually exactly what I was wondering. I mean, how weird a form is an insistent cat in a spacesuit? Therefore, how xeno is Xeno.Morph?

barbobot
June 28, 2005 at 3:37 am

“I Want to be One of Michael Jackson’s Pre-Pubescent Bed Partners”

Hey holywood has done worse…ever hear of the fast and the furious?

Holly Resurrected
June 28, 2005 at 3:50 am

Barbobot, are you an Adrian Barbeau-bot?

Blaster
June 28, 2005 at 4:46 am

:roll:

RobinHood3000
June 28, 2005 at 6:00 am

Hmm…watch Corinna say, “I’m slated to be on the next season of I Want to Be a Hilton…”

Colonel Angus
June 28, 2005 at 6:17 am

…. I have one of those.

Private Whore
June 28, 2005 at 6:31 am

Anybody notice btw that in panel 3 and 4, Preston is actually looking at Abe… sort of…

Xeno.Morph
June 28, 2005 at 8:30 am

Ever notice that we don’t care?

Munan, c’mere and sign my antique StarFox game for the Nintendo64.

Private Whore
June 28, 2005 at 9:11 am

Ever noticed that I don’t care whether you care about stuff I just happened to notice?

Munan
June 28, 2005 at 9:12 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Munan, c’mere and sign my antique StarFox game for the Nintendo64.

Now I know how Ryan Adams feels when people ask him to play “Summer of ’69″

Xeno.Morph
June 28, 2005 at 10:16 am

From being asked to sign a StarFox game? Wouldn’t you have already known that already? C’mon, Peppy misses you. And Falco’s being a biatch. (I just wuvs him) And who the hell knows what gender Slippy is!? Aeris and Leo tried to find out once…

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=103

Xeno.Morph
June 28, 2005 at 10:19 am

And no, my avatar is NOT jumping. He’s, err, giving CPR with his crotch! Yeah!

Munan
June 28, 2005 at 10:22 am

Come on!!!

You don’t seriously mean I look like this, do you? He has so much less class, no style. Just a skywalking prolete.

Me on the other hand..

have style, aristocracy, you know: the whole deal! Oh, and my grin beats digitaaliklosetti’s new avatar’s grin by miles as well!

For those of you who are interested in that sort of thing, if you find the above painting of me unsatisfactory or just too damn cool, there’s a picture of me in the nude at the “post your ugly mug” thread ( http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=52&start=125 )

Xeno.Morph
June 28, 2005 at 11:10 am

Sure sure, whatever you say there… McCloud.

Doo dee doo!

predator505
June 28, 2005 at 6:21 pm

i bet Corrinia is really a guy and thats what she was gonna tell him! i wonder what it is???

Lyingbastard
June 28, 2005 at 9:56 pm

“Actually, I’m a Red Sox fan…”

*Earth grinds to a halt, Sun disappears from sky, Preston’s soul wails in the cosmic blackness*

desert_drum
June 28, 2005 at 10:15 pm

RobinHood3000 wrote:
Hmm…watch Corinna say, “I’m slated to be on the next season of I Want to Be a Hilton…”

There are worse things. Oh god, my EYES!

Munan
June 29, 2005 at 9:27 am

hobo wrote:
munan i think i kno ur avatar. is it that fox from don’t eat the neighbours?

Oh, please! First StarFox and now that one! Why me?!

Actually the fox from Don’t eat the neighbours is alright, but quite a simpleton. Sophisticated but he certainly has no character at all (unlike me, as the painting above shows)!

So no, you’ve guessed very wrong!

RobinHood3000
June 29, 2005 at 1:56 pm

munan wrote:
Come on!!!

You don’t seriously mean I look like this, do you? He has so much less class, no style. Just a skywalking prolete.

Ironic that “Come on!!!” is Fox’s taunt in SSB:M. Coincidence? I think not.

Munan
June 30, 2005 at 1:17 pm

YES! Coincidence, yes!!

Xeno.Morph
June 30, 2005 at 10:30 pm

Terry’s right. It’s just a coincidence.

hobo
June 30, 2005 at 10:34 pm

so which fox are u?

Munan
July 1, 2005 at 4:39 am

The classiest fox of them all!

RobinHood3000
July 1, 2005 at 7:33 am

munan wrote:
The classiest fox of them all!

Sez the guy who posts nude photos of himself all over the Internet.

Munan
July 1, 2005 at 8:10 am

But these are classy nude photos

KittyKat
July 2, 2005 at 3:12 am

Is anyone else wondering what Corrina was about to tell Preston and whether it had anything to do with her Adams apple?

Simon_Says
July 2, 2005 at 4:22 pm

“Um… Preston… I’m really Mary… you know… Jesus’ mom…”

KittyKat
July 5, 2005 at 3:11 am

See, I was thinking more along the lines of…

“There’s really something I should tell you. When I was born, I wasn’t called Corrina. My parents named me Colin.”

Munan
July 5, 2005 at 3:51 am

No way. She was going to tell she was Canadian.

Which is the same as admitting she was just a figment of Preston’s imagination…

InvaderJess
July 5, 2005 at 3:54 am

A figment of Preston’s imagination would be awesome. Then we could get into a story arc with Pres going to a therapist. Poor therapist.

Munan
July 5, 2005 at 4:04 am

Oh, man! That would be so cool.

Digitaaliklosetti
July 5, 2005 at 5:37 am

I’m still sticking to my version, with the schlongduel.

Holly Resurrected
July 5, 2005 at 5:54 am

Simon_Says wrote:
“Um… Preston… I’m really Mary… you know… Jesus’ mom…”

Nah, I’m sure she would have mentioned that when she found out Pres was rooming with Jesus. “Oh, hey, you know my boy, huh? Is he wearing clean undwear every day? Does he brush his teeth?”

But that would make for some great comedic situations. Pres could come home the next morning and say, “Hey Jesus, do we have any cereal, I’m starving. Had a late night. Oh, by the way, your mom’s not a virgin anymore.”

hobo
July 5, 2005 at 6:01 am

just clarifying, mary was not a virgin till death. she was when she had jesus, but later on, jesus has a brother, james.

Holly Resurrected
July 5, 2005 at 6:07 am

Oh I know, I’m just playing on the “Virgin Mary” ideal.

Munan
July 5, 2005 at 9:25 am

hobo wrote:
just clarifying, mary was not a virgin till death. she was when she had jesus, but later on, jesus has a brother, james.

Actually, not all Christian branches hold that view.

There is a prayer (and I don’t know wether it’s Catholic or Protestant) which Mentions, “Mary, who was a virgin before, during and after the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ”.

Or something like that.

If I’m not mistaken.

KittyKat
July 5, 2005 at 2:08 pm

But all that means is she was immediately after. I mean unless Joseph (what was it with that family and the ‘J’ names anyway?) moved REALLY fast she would presumably be a virgin like 5 minutes after He was born.

Munan
July 5, 2005 at 3:01 pm

I’m sorry, but I really didn’t get that one.

KittyKat
July 6, 2005 at 12:57 pm

If Jesus, Mary and Joseph (and later James) were the family (or should that be Family) then there are a lot of “J” names there.

And if Mary was a virgin at the point of conception and at the point of birth then she could probably hold her husband at bay for another five minutes so she would remain a virgin after the point of birth, however briefly – making the prayer true.

I was on a lack-of-sleep-too-much-sugar high so my previous post might not have made much sense. Sorry.

Munan
July 6, 2005 at 1:27 pm

Okay. It might just be my bad english. But I think the prayer actually implies (which is not conveyed in my english translation of it) that Mary actually remained a virgin the rest of her life, that is to say, that she is an eternal virgin – hence the prayer to virgin mary. That wouldn’t make much sense is she wasn’t anymore, would it?

Digitaaliklosetti
July 6, 2005 at 2:01 pm

Wait. Joseph had a preggie-fetish?

Blue Devil
July 6, 2005 at 5:27 pm

….I’ll find a way to kill you all for making me think about Mary Porn….it’s almost as bad as Whinne the Poo’s “Tiger, I’m stuck…” line….

Munan
July 6, 2005 at 5:39 pm

Blue Devil wrote:
….I’ll find a way to kill you all for making me think about Mary Porn….

Well, yeah, although I’ve left the life of a true believer behind me, the irreverence which quite often flows generously on this forum can sometimes make me uneasy as well.

But then I decided to add some:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

:twisted:

Blue Devil
July 6, 2005 at 10:28 pm

Virgin Mary DILIDOS? That’s it, you’ve made the top of my list!

Really though, who gets hot mastuerbating with a Jesus dilido?

Frost
July 6, 2005 at 11:37 pm

Thats probably the sickest and most insulting thing I’ve EVER seen…

InvaderJess
July 7, 2005 at 1:29 am

oh….my…. See, I really don’t want to put the word God on the end of that scentence. But, I’m going to have horrible nightmares tonight, I can tell. Thanks Munan.

Munan
July 7, 2005 at 4:22 am

Blue Devil wrote:
Virgin Mary DILIDOS? That’s it, you’ve made the top of my list!

Making a list, checking it twice? Deciding on who deserves to die?

FROST wrote:
Thats probably the sickest and most insulting thing I’ve EVER seen…

Then, my friend, you haven’t seen much.

InvaderJess wrote:

But, I’m going to have horrible nightmares tonight, I can tell. Thanks Munan.

The pleasure is all mine. I live to give people erotic nightmares.

Blue Devil
July 9, 2005 at 8:21 pm

munan wrote:

Blue Devil wrote:
Virgin Mary DILIDOS? That’s it, you’ve made the top of my list!

Making a list, checking it twice? Deciding on who deserves to die?

FROST wrote:
Thats probably the sickest and most insulting thing I’ve EVER seen…

Then, my friend, you haven’t seen much.

InvaderJess wrote:

But, I’m going to have horrible nightmares tonight, I can tell. Thanks Munan.

The pleasure is all mine. I live to give people erotic nightmares.

This will not give me nightmares, nor is it the most ‘insulting’ thing I’ve ever seen. But you’ve still made the list…but I had to lower you down to about five, when I remebered Godzilla 1998…God I hate that movie…

Munan
July 10, 2005 at 8:00 am

Now don’t forget not to leave that list in your pants when you’re going to wash them!

It happened to me once with such a list. It sucked!

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