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InvaderJess
July 7, 2005 at 1:31 am

*First post dance*

Very funny. And so glad to see it. I think I’m addicted, because I’ve been checking the site like, twice a day, and shaking when I can’t get to it. I think I’m sick.

Krazie Sj
July 7, 2005 at 2:08 am

Congratulations mate. Don’t cry too much. Either from happiness or your wife crushing your hand. (I dunno, is she going under General anesthetic or…?)

lillyonelee
July 7, 2005 at 2:08 am

Wooohoooo!!!!! Bernie babies are coming!!!! Hold em nice and gentle, but firm like a football you don’t want to fumble. LOL And as your darling wife screams insults and curses the day you dared fertilize her eggs, smile and tell her you love her or she will castrate you by hand. It’s a labor thing.
Good luck Bernie!

bewtifulfreak
July 7, 2005 at 2:19 am

Missin’ you and the boys, Bern, but so, *so* happy for you and yer missus (and the very lucky kidlets that have you for parents)!

[color=blue:dbbc65a30c] [size=24:dbbc65a30c]Congratulations!!! [/size:dbbc65a30c][/color:dbbc65a30c]

[size=9:dbbc65a30c](I’ve no idea why the babies are bigger than you, maybe they’re in close-up!)[/size:dbbc65a30c]

Vale
July 7, 2005 at 2:33 am

Many congratz!!We’ve just discovered Alien Loves Predator (from the VG Cats links section..).
We read through all of them, didn’t expect such a normal life though :D. Wish you all the best and a nice time, looking forward to the next episode,
Greetz Vale and BF

desert_drum
July 7, 2005 at 2:42 am

Congratulations in advance, and blessings even beyond that :)

(Abe’s shirt made me laugh loud enough to piss off my cat – thank you!)

Torachande
July 7, 2005 at 2:51 am

Congradulations B-man. And best of luck. May the stars shine upon you and your family. May Cetanu be merciful if someone is to pass…

Holly Resurrected
July 7, 2005 at 3:17 am

lillyonelee wrote:
Hold em nice and gentle, but firm like a football you don’t want to fumble.

But don’t spike them!

Much luck and speed to you guys, and I’m praying for you.

Oshidori
July 7, 2005 at 3:45 am

Funny comic, and yes! Congratulations! May they both be talented, smart, strong, and beautiful/handsome! Best of wishes! :D

Munan
July 7, 2005 at 4:28 am

Many congratulations. All the best. A baby being born is a small miracle. Two babies being born is a huge miracle.

Don’t forget to enjoy all of this as well :wink:

Q
July 7, 2005 at 4:37 am

Said it before, say it again: Congrats.
I wanna see pictures!

Blaster
July 7, 2005 at 4:56 am

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: Congratulations! Hang in there, you lucky bastard; you’re gonna do fine.

Narcolepsy
July 7, 2005 at 5:40 am

Damn that pic made my day. Hilarious.

And your twins will make your life. Ambitious.

quodlibetic
July 7, 2005 at 7:49 am

congratulations, and good luck! :D

amateur6
July 7, 2005 at 9:06 am

CONGRATES! :D May neither of them grow up to create naked photos of Abe Vigoda. Or see them, for that matter.

barbobot
July 7, 2005 at 9:46 am

Well good luck!

Frank_in_Brooklyn
July 7, 2005 at 9:52 am

Welcome to Fatherhood!!!
(i had my first child June 2, 2005).

You are going to love it!!!!

warrior-woman
July 7, 2005 at 9:53 am

Bernie – all the best to you andyour wife as you welcome into the world your newbies! May they be born healthy, and may their lives be filled with joy, wonder and happiness. Please post some pics!

wildhare21
July 7, 2005 at 10:16 am

Congrats on the twins! They might feel like chest bursting aliens without some drugs to dull the pain, but they (I’m told by my new mother friends) are worth it. Way to go! :wink:

Dahaka
July 7, 2005 at 10:25 am

Bless the Maker.
Bless his coming and his going.
May his passing cleanse the world.
May he save the world for his people.

May Shai-Hulud clear the path before you.

-Dune, Bitches-

krdshrk
July 7, 2005 at 10:34 am

Best wishes! make sure to get plenty of pictures

yoggie
July 7, 2005 at 10:41 am

Best wishes and congratulations!

LovleAnjel
July 7, 2005 at 10:46 am

Congratulations!! Remember, whatever comes out of your wife’s mouth during labor, don’t take it personally! Whatever you do, don’t give her any pointy objects.

Hopes for a safe and uneventful delivery. I’ll be thinking of you folks all day.

Mr Xeno
July 7, 2005 at 10:52 am

thx comrade :D you just stopt me from sending atomic rockets to
brooklyn

KittyKat
July 7, 2005 at 11:32 am

Congratulations mate!

I want names… names.

sinisterdesign
July 7, 2005 at 11:48 am

just don’t pass out DURING labor b/c trying to explain to friends later that you were just experiencing “sympathy labor pain” probably won’t fly.

and hopefully you haven’t made any ‘alien’ comparisons in the past 9 months..

congrats. look fwd to getting my bi-daily updates again soon…

jyeee
July 7, 2005 at 12:28 pm

Congrats, Bernie! Will light an extra cigar for you :)

Roadrunner
July 7, 2005 at 12:42 pm

Congratualations man….. I hope they will be just as fucked up as you :wink:

Looking forward to more fun with Abe and Pres…..

Roadrunner

Inomuiro
July 7, 2005 at 1:04 pm

CONGRATULATIONS!!! :D I’m so happy for you…!

The_Bad_Kitty
July 7, 2005 at 2:54 pm

Hi Bernie! Me and a bunch of friends all just discovered you a couple weeks ago and we love you and Abe and Preston! Good luck with your kiddies, hope everything goes smoothly and healthy and stuff. Congradulations! Seeya when you get back!

KittyKat
July 7, 2005 at 3:21 pm

Best of luck to you and your wife. Remember that this is the greatest pain she is ever going to go through and you love her very much for it. Remind her of this regularly.

Also, good luck getting any for the next three months or so ;)

bburgis
July 7, 2005 at 3:27 pm

Thanks for the episode Bernie, good luck!

Simon_Says
July 7, 2005 at 3:29 pm

I propose a toast to Bernie, his wife, and the young ones!

Cheers!

*Swallows the entire barrel of Simon_Says home brew.*

Billman
July 7, 2005 at 4:48 pm

Congrats Dude! All the best to you and your growing family.

Loved today’s strip. I’ve been in withdrawl since Monday. :lol:

Meneer Spaghetti
July 7, 2005 at 6:10 pm

InvaderJess wrote:
*hehehehehe* Eikel *heheheheheh* I said eikel.

Quote:

Je bent zelf een eikel, eikel!

crosbie394
July 7, 2005 at 6:18 pm

in a day full fo sadness for us in england, i hope today fills you with joy…..savour it, it aint gonna last when you hit the sleepless nights
:D j/k

desert_drum
July 7, 2005 at 8:09 pm

crosbie394 wrote:
in a day full fo sadness for us in england

Folks here are thinking of you all there.

collitis
July 7, 2005 at 10:21 pm

I think you should offer the “I’m With Stupid” one as a wallpaper. I put it up on my computer at work we couldn’t stop giggling about it.

Endjinn
July 8, 2005 at 3:08 am

Well done to yourself (and of course to your wife!)

Don’t post often, but I’m still loving ALP.

crosbie394
July 8, 2005 at 4:02 am

desert_drum wrote:

crosbie394 wrote:
in a day full fo sadness for us in england

Folks here are thinking of you all there.

Good to know….

I assume that the deed has been done, and our favourite web comic designer is now the proud dad of two.

Xas
July 8, 2005 at 4:18 am

Congratulations.I hope your children will grow up to be as creative as you are.

Munan
July 8, 2005 at 5:57 am

desert_drum wrote:

crosbie394 wrote:
in a day full fo sadness for us in england

Folks here are thinking of you all there.

Same in Amsterdam. Of course.

Jimm
July 8, 2005 at 7:56 am

Hope all is well. I can imagine no greater joy than having not one but two beings with whith to spend the next 20 years corrupting with my ideals, then unleashing the upon the world. Have fun with that.

I don’t know if it’s been brought up, but Acheood is a fantastic web comic.
Chris just had a baby himself and keeps baby updates right on the front page. Quite amusing.

http://www.achewood.com/

Thanks and good luck!

~Jimm

Caitlin
July 8, 2005 at 8:56 am

Wow, freaky coincidence. You know I found out last night that my older sister had her baby yesterday, and I was talking to a friend over MSN and was saying that it was a coincidence because her mother was being taken to the hospital for birth in less than an hour or two.

And if you’re wondering yeah, I may be a first time poster, but that’s only because I’m the kind of person to usually jsut enjoy things quietly.

Nicoel
July 8, 2005 at 9:07 am

:D

The birth of your children have got me off my backside and I’ve finally registered for the forum! Hooray for your kids!
Could anyone guess what the the first thing I thought of yesterday once I realised what the date was… Twins are being born! Half-way across the world from me! (I’m in aust.) To someone who doesn’t even know I exist!

And I was excited! Congratulations!

I hope that at least one will turn out to be a comic artist so one day my kids will be entertained too…once they exist…but never mind that now.

I hope for both parents and children that the birth has been easy and uncomplicated and nothing like how Aliens are born :P

So now the congrats are over I have a quick question for those who know more about predators than I do…how are Predators born? Maybe this should be answered in a comic…

And btw Bernie, thanks heaps for all the work you put into Alien Loves Predator, I think it’s obvious we all appreciate you from the forums, and then there’s the slack asses like me who admire from a distance and never let you know…You have more followers than you think, scary huh?

Cognitive
July 8, 2005 at 12:36 pm

You should buy them 2 boston bruins baby outfits, or any team of any sports you’re into :)

Loved the
<— I’m with Stupid

haha so funny

Michiko
July 8, 2005 at 12:44 pm

Hope you have healthy babies Bernie. ^^

Hey, did anyone catch Robot Chicken last night? They had a segment where this female xenomorph went on a first date with a predator. MAde me laugh the entire time. :lol:

Xeno.Morph
July 8, 2005 at 2:08 pm

Abe has s3xii pecs under that shirt. O.o

All xenomorphs except for the drones are female. But only queens can have babies. Think ants. Or bees. More like bees.

Simon_Says
July 8, 2005 at 2:09 pm

Xenomorphs have no gender.

Holly Resurrected
July 8, 2005 at 2:24 pm

Michiko wrote:
Hope you have healthy babies Bernie. ^^

Hey, did anyone catch Robot Chicken last night? They had a segment where this female xenomorph went on a first date with a predator. MAde me laugh the entire time. :lol:

Aagh! Dangit! I keep missing them! I still haven’t seen the chess game one they did before. I’m going to have to start taping the show or something.

scharb
July 8, 2005 at 6:13 pm

congrats, bern

oh, yeah, I saw that robot chicken. First one I’ve seen too. Funny that “she” was raised jewish. Funny. I liked the ‘sugar’ drug ring the breakfast characters had.

scharb
July 8, 2005 at 6:16 pm

Cognitive wrote:
You should buy them 2 boston bruins baby outfits, or any team of any sports you’re into :)

Search your memory. Where did the first strip take place? It begins with a Y, ends with an um.

Maildetorres
July 8, 2005 at 6:18 pm

A little gift

Congratulations

lostboy
July 8, 2005 at 9:12 pm

I’ve been reading your comics for a couple months and Im loving every one…. except abe vigoda :shock:

My birthday is the 7th too, so I hope they enjoy the lucky numbers 7 of the 7 as their birthday too.

Best of luck with all the tasks ahead, including no sleep and nappy changing. :cry:

:)

Aelina_Songmaker
July 9, 2005 at 1:03 am

Congrats! A boy and a girl, yes? Well, that should balance it out and keep you sane. Boys are harder. Waaaay harder.

Just the old reminder: the only part of making babies the man gets to do is the fun part. Keep this in mind.

Oh, and if you raise your children to be major league baseball players, make sure they play for the Red Sox :twisted: We shall TRIUMPH!

Xeno.Morph
July 9, 2005 at 8:19 pm

Once things settle down again ((In about a year, or two, or maybe three)) get a cat.

Simon_Says
July 9, 2005 at 10:22 pm

What if the child is alergic Xeno?

desert_drum
July 9, 2005 at 10:28 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Once things settle down again ((In about a year, or two, or maybe three)) get a cat.

:shock: Do you hate cats?

Simon_Says
July 9, 2005 at 10:35 pm

Bernie will be lucky if he is able to settle down again in only a couple of years.

Bernie man, I suggest you get prepared for five at least.

Xeno.Morph
July 10, 2005 at 1:01 am

What do you mean, do I hate cats!? I’m telling him to GET one, not KILL one. As well, what the hell do you think that is in my avatar!?

desert_drum
July 10, 2005 at 1:18 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
What do you mean, do I hate cats!? I’m telling him to GET one, not KILL one. As well, what the hell do you think that is in my avatar!?

I MEAN that until the kids reach a much more advanced age than 2 or 3, kids and cats don’t mix all that well in general. They can’t figure out that pulling a cat’s tail, carrying it around by the neck and so on are not good for kitty, and when kitty eventually demonstrates dislike for that kind of treatment by going from 0 to puree in 1.8 seconds, the cat invariably gets blamed for it. I wouldn’t suggest a cat to anyone with a child under the age of about 8 for all those reasons.

And I the hell think that’s some kind of pointy eared cartoon animal in a helmet that covers its entire head in your avatar. If it’s a cat, delightful. It could be damn well anything, and since I have no clue whatsoever where it came from, I’m not likely to be able to identify it on sight.

BarbieDearest
July 10, 2005 at 7:06 am

desert_drum wrote:
and when kitty eventually demonstrates dislike for that kind of treatment by going from 0 to puree in 1.8 seconds, the cat invariably gets blamed for it.

LMAO DD!!!!

I had cats while both of my kids were babies! I just made sure the kids were taught what to do and what not to do…if that didn’t sink in, the first “puree” cycle did. :D

Munan
July 10, 2005 at 8:03 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
As well, what the hell do you think that is in my avatar!?

Yeah.

Tell us.

Once again.

What is that in your Avatar?

desert_drum
July 10, 2005 at 11:25 am

BarbieDearest wrote:

I had cats while both of my kids were babies! I just made sure the kids were taught what to do and what not to do…if that didn’t sink in, the first “puree” cycle did. :D

I’ve seen (and been involved in) a few too many incidents to think it’s a real great idea. Yeah, some kids *can* handle it; some kids can handle writing symphonies at age 11, too, but that doesn’t mean the majority can, you know?

I’ve seen 2 cats have to have their tails amputated because children thought tails were convenient carrying handles. I saw a kid pull my first cat off a windowsill by her tail and get bitten for it, the only time in 20 years I can recall that cat biting. My current cat does bite, often and at very little provocation, and still I’ve been called names by mothers who thought it was cute how their little demon spawns chased the cat around the house in spite of warnings ranging from “My cat is very unfriendly,” to “Get your kid off my cat NOW.” It was cute until she got cornered and did the furry hurricane routine; then *I* was suddenly the careless bitch somehow.

Yeah, I knew a couple of kids who did fine with my cats; my first was cool around kids who didn’t hurt her, but my current still detests kids across the board, and that’s a consideration, too. Kids can be as nice as salmon pie to cats, and some cats *still* aren’t going to like them (Same holds true for just about any kind of animal.). Kitty’s feelings on the matter count too.

nuggets
July 10, 2005 at 11:54 am

Have fun changeing diapiers

scharb
July 10, 2005 at 4:04 pm

desert_drum wrote:
I MEAN that until the kids reach a much more advanced age than 2 or 3, kids and cats don’t mix all that well in general. They can’t figure out that pulling a cat’s tail, carrying it around by the neck and so on are not good for kitty, and when kitty eventually demonstrates dislike for that kind of treatment by going from 0 to puree in 1.8 seconds, the cat invariably gets blamed for it. I wouldn’t suggest a cat to anyone with a child under the age of about 8 for all those reasons.

:shock: do you hate kids?

Simon_Says
July 10, 2005 at 4:22 pm

munan wrote:

Xeno.Morph wrote:
As well, what the hell do you think that is in my avatar!?

Yeah. Tell us. Once again.

What is that in your Avatar?

It’s Master Cat performing CPR on a dead guy with his crotch.

desert_drum
July 10, 2005 at 6:28 pm

scharb wrote:

:shock: do you hate kids?

Nope, but I don’t think much of people who think nonsensical duplication is clever.

And people who double-park too, yeah.

Notasmile21
July 10, 2005 at 6:50 pm

Congratz man, hope everything goes well.

Have fun with them ;).

Xeno.Morph
July 10, 2005 at 7:30 pm

Someone who blames their cat for their child’s behaviour is not very good…

I mean, come on!! It’s not the cat’s fault!!

I once stuck all the cats we had ((two)) in a sleeping bag and was dragging it around so I could pet them at will. I decided to pet one. I got bitten by my one cat, who would never have done that otherwise, and I still have the scar to this day. Albeit a bit stretched. And it wasn’t his fault, it was mine.

Anyone who says otherwise is a dimwit. You just have to teach your kids that kitty is not a chew-toy.

And come running if you ever hear them say “belly button” while playing with the cat. They like to poke things.

Some cats are really good with children, and are good playmates. Cuddlez.

I saw Dark Water today. Made me cry at the end.

Simon_Says
July 10, 2005 at 9:25 pm

Cats do not understand why a small human would be poking it, so when the baby doesn’t get the hint to stop, the cat must use physical means to get the message across. The cat is only acting in self-defence, not malice.

This is the normal way cats act. It’s not thier fault. Wouldn’t you punch a guy in the face when he harrasses you? Exactly. Would you harm him otherwise? Unless your a complete dickhead, no. And cats who are born dickheads are very, very rare.

Stu
July 10, 2005 at 10:50 pm

I can tell you from past experiences that Bernie had a cat when he was younger.

He was also allergic to cats (and still is, I believe), so it was also quite the amusing sight seeing him itch because of his allergies to his own cat.

So I don’t think Bernie will be getting cats anytime in the near future.

General Grievous
July 11, 2005 at 5:55 am

Frank_in_SoHo wrote:
Welcome to Fatherhood!!!
(i had my first child June 2, 2005).

You are going to love it!!!!

Hey, that’s my birthday 2!

scharb
July 11, 2005 at 6:30 am

Dogs are alot more child friendly, anyway. They’re alot bigger and harder to piss off. I mean, you pull a dogs tail, he spins around and gives you a look. You pull a cat’s tail, you’re in the ER within half an hour.

Also, in hindsight, I think cats are a lot more mysterious to small children. When I was seven or so, I went over to a friends house. It wasn’t very fun, all I did was _watch_ him play video games. So I went downstairs, and tried to pet their cat. I did something wrong, like try to scratch its ears or something, and the thing scratched me pretty hard. I couldn’t figure out why, I didn’t harm it or anything.

yeah, I’m a dog person.

edit: continue cats conversation in general BS, I don’t like having two consecutive but unrelated conversations in the same thread.

Dogmeat
July 11, 2005 at 2:21 pm

First off, have fun with being a parent, it was probably hell for your parents, so its gonna be hell for you. And a big dog with charp teeth is not a good idea with small children, one poke in the eye, and your minus one kid.

Mr Xeno
July 11, 2005 at 3:02 pm

well i damn hop bernieh have a shotgun so he can deal with unplesent
animals

Frisch
July 11, 2005 at 3:04 pm

How did Abe get that T-shirt on, i mean look at his head. :shock: :lol:

Mr Xeno
July 11, 2005 at 3:06 pm

ask Abe :wink:

Frisch
July 11, 2005 at 3:11 pm

Mr Xeno wrote:
ask Abe :wink:

Nooo, he might take me for a female, and invite me home. :oops: :lol:

Species Gargoyle
July 11, 2005 at 6:56 pm

The arrow on Abe’s T-shist should point to hem :!: :lol:

Xeno.Morph
July 11, 2005 at 7:08 pm

FAWKING AWESOME! XD

And I hardly use emoticons.

Cats are better with children than dogs. Just spray them with water if they do something wrong, and they’ll soon stop doing it. As well, big dogs might mistake a baby for a chewtoy. And they smell. And they’re DIRTY. And they slobber. Cats are like dogs, but better.

Frisch
July 11, 2005 at 7:11 pm

Species Gargoyle wrote:
The arrow on Abe’s T-shist should point to hem :!: :lol:

No, it’s brilliant, it just shows how stupid Abe is, standing on the wrong site.

Xeno.Morph
July 11, 2005 at 7:16 pm

What is Bri-chan’s website!?

desert_drum
July 11, 2005 at 8:08 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:

Cats are better with children than dogs. Just spray them with water if they do something wrong, and they’ll soon stop doing it.

So, the kid pulls the cat’s tail and you turn the hose on the little brat. I like it.

Before you fire off a scathing reply, yes, I know.

Blaster
July 12, 2005 at 4:19 am

Hmm, I wonder if this topic will accrue posts indefinitely.

Mr Xeno
July 12, 2005 at 9:18 am

yesterday my cat was figthing another cat :shock: , i hate when my cat do that :x , he always come home bloody :(

desert_drum
July 12, 2005 at 12:00 pm

Blaster wrote:
Hmm, I wonder if this topic will accrue posts indefinitely.

It has potential for a long life – at least until we hear something, then we can all go explode that thread with congratulations :)

xthedarkx
July 12, 2005 at 1:45 pm

Everybody sat round waiting :)

As a father of two lovely girls I know you have lots of fun coming.

Xeno.Morph
July 12, 2005 at 4:54 pm

desert_drum wrote:

Xeno.Morph wrote:

Cats are better with children than dogs. Just spray them with water if they do something wrong, and they’ll soon stop doing it.

So, the kid pulls the cat’s tail and you turn the hose on the little brat. I like it.

Before you fire off a scathing reply, yes, I know.

Why would you think I’d burn you for implying I meant the kid? I’m all for sarcastic humour!

Xeno.Morph
July 12, 2005 at 5:16 pm

Dogmeat wrote:
First off, have fun with being a parent, it was probably hell for your parents, so its gonna be hell for you. And a big dog with charp teeth is not a good idea with small children, one poke in the eye, and your minus one kid.

Dammit, I JUST realized that was you! Hey, Dogmeat. Can I tell them your real name? Real last name? Your crappy website? O.o Hah, you spent two hours on a truck for a flash movie.

Xeno.Morph
July 12, 2005 at 6:18 pm

I keep looking at episode 129, and it appears that Abe’s arm is pink and covered with mesh before it goes behind Preston. O.o

*Posts again…*

Simon_Says
July 12, 2005 at 6:43 pm

Xeno.Morph… I’ll call Rubber Ninja and ask him to throw Spamtaro at you.

desert_drum
July 12, 2005 at 8:19 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:

Why would you think I’d burn you for implying I meant the kid? I’m all for sarcastic humour!

That was actually a more general “you” than one pointed to the specific you :) The m.o. around here lately seems to be treating sarcasm like it’s literal; hell, that’s gotten so old, I’ve started doing it on purpose in protest ;)

Xeno.Morph
July 12, 2005 at 9:11 pm

I’m watching Final Fantasy. The spirit one. Y’know? Oooh, Spamtaro! I always dreamed of a hamster made of wierd canned meat-like substance!

Simon_Says
July 12, 2005 at 11:59 pm

Blaster
July 13, 2005 at 6:01 am

Just trying to get up to 100 replies.

Simon_Says
July 13, 2005 at 3:25 pm

*Reaching hard for 100*

Blaster
July 13, 2005 at 7:40 pm

Huh huh, you said “hard.”

Simon_Says
July 13, 2005 at 9:49 pm

You laugh like a red neck. Or beevic and/or butthead.

Blaster
July 14, 2005 at 2:23 am

;)

W00t. 100!

Simon_Says
July 14, 2005 at 5:43 pm

Damn you I wanted that spot!

Well I guess we can jsut ignore it now…

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