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Viridis
August 1, 2005 at 4:21 am

Is Pres talking to the interpreter in the last panel? :D

The guest comics were nice (‘cept that bad one, you know the one I’m thinking of…), but it’s nice to have the warm glow of the main comic back.

Holly Resurrected
August 1, 2005 at 4:41 am

Noooo, not a deal breaker! Damn, I was really hoping things would work out. You guys break up over the silliest things. *gets chainsawed by all the sports fans* Maybe she’s just joking around? You know, like the “I’m pregnant” gag? Please??

Great to have you back in action. Sorry to hear about the reduction in updates, but you’re hella busy, so I totally understand.

EchØ
August 1, 2005 at 7:24 am

lol very nice :D
Glad to have you back Bernie :)

krazyrobus
August 1, 2005 at 8:18 am

Oh boy once a week is going to be tough , i’ll get severe withdrawal symptoms. Think you could fill Wednesday and Friday with more guest comics?

Socran
August 1, 2005 at 8:44 am

I’m still not sure which is funnier: Tiny interpreter guys, or Mr. T’s Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool.

AAATripper
August 1, 2005 at 9:10 am

Gah! My differing timezone has disabled my first-postability. Nice comic though.

Frank_in_Brooklyn
August 1, 2005 at 9:13 am

Oh my…
A Mets fan?
I didn’t know there was another out there besides me.

Hmmmm, i wonder if she (the mets fan) will ever meet the great Jesus Christ of the Yankees??

Raziel
August 1, 2005 at 9:28 am

There are 4 salient points here:

A:Woo! Nice strip Bern, great to have you back.
B:Aww… and it was all going so well for Pres…
C:NOOOO! Once a week! *cries*
D:Coolest music vid EVER.

Antidistinctlyminty
August 1, 2005 at 9:51 am

Great comic Bernie, welcome back… home <sniff>
Loved all the guest comics, and your contributors all deserve snaps <snap snap>
Once a week updates? Well, I suppose I could sleep from Tuesday to Sunday. My boss will be pissed, but he’ll just have to understand.

Also… who’s the guy playing the part of the sign-language dude? Did you pay him? Or is he a really lifelike action figure? Or an unconvincing human? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Marquis
August 1, 2005 at 10:00 am

Let’s Go Mets!!!

Yeah Baby! :D

BaconNeggs
August 1, 2005 at 10:01 am

“sign-language dude”
I think thats a woman.

I’m not big into baseball, but in my experience red sox fans are much crazier/annoying than Mets fans.

By the way, there’s a sports bar called Scruffy Duffy’s around 50th St on the west side, if either Hideki’s on Mets or Yankees hits a homer, free round of drinks for the bar.

Barnsey
August 1, 2005 at 10:33 am

Great comic again Bernie!

Didnt quite understand the whole Mets thing as im from England, but im presuming that the both support rival baseball teams…right?

Was top quality comic, especially with the translations at the bottom

Gutted that its only once a week, but totally understand you have other priorities

AAATripper
August 1, 2005 at 10:53 am

heh, Mr.T is uber. He’s the only one on this earth that should be allowed to have a mohawk, because everyone else makes it look hideous.

Pas
August 1, 2005 at 11:22 am

Nice link….but dont forget:
[url]http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/

Barnsey
August 1, 2005 at 11:59 am

Pas wrote:
Nice link….but dont forget:
[url]http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/

lol thats ace, Mr T you crazy fool…you do make me chuckle

Altho the ‘Treat Your Mother Right’ Video was better….absolutly priceless :D

Stu
August 1, 2005 at 12:15 pm

Another Mr. T oldie but goodie. Be amazed of his powers!

TeratoMarty
August 1, 2005 at 12:39 pm

A. Woohoo! Bernie’s back! The guests were great, but it’s just not the same.

B. Every relationship should come with an interpreter like this, that both people can see at all times. A woman in my office is going through huge drama with her boyfriend… except that I don’t think he even realises that drama is occurring. Basically, her friends saw him out on the town with another woman. She’s been oscillating since last week: “I hate him! I’m never talking to him again! But I miss him! Because I love him! But I hate him!” rinse and repeat. So she goes on like this all day to me (I’m playing the stereotyped sympathetic gay neighbor in this little sitcom) but hasn’t said a word to the boyfriend. He’s probably clueless: “Gee, I haven’t heard from that girl in a couple days. Maybe I should call?” I think my office mate should give me a couple of bucks to go lay out the situation to her boy, but she’s not going to. He’s supposed to psychically sense that she’s pissed.

Zim
August 1, 2005 at 1:10 pm

I dont why but the look on pres face in the 2nd too last panel is hilarious. Its a doll it hasn’t changed and yet SO FUNNY! This reminds me of a episode of coupling (the english version!) where Jeff believes in captain subtext and they do part of the episode in subtext. Btw is she saying she will put out next date?

Warrior Alien
August 1, 2005 at 1:55 pm

Good to have you back Bernie!!! …wait….ONCE A WEEK?! *insert uncontrollable lip quivering here* Noooooooooooo! Well, at least there’s the possible Thursday comic thrown in.

CelticPredatoress
August 1, 2005 at 2:46 pm

Corinna’s a Mets fan? Well, she can kiss that relationship goodbye.

Welcome back, Bernie! I enjoyed the guest comics, but its nice to have you back. :D

Once a week? Thats too bad, but being a father of twins, you’ll have your hands full. I understand. (MUST…NOT…CRY…) :cry:

Black Ice
August 1, 2005 at 2:48 pm

Pas wrote:
Nice link….but dont forget:
[url]http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/

what the FUCK

bewtifulfreak
August 1, 2005 at 3:06 pm

Holly wrote:
Noooo, not a deal breaker! Damn, I was really hoping things would work out. You guys break up over the silliest things. *gets chainsawed by all the sports fans* Maybe she’s just joking around? You know, like the “I’m pregnant” gag? Please??

What with the metaphoric messages being passed back and forth, I thought perhaps what she was saying – or was presumed to be saying, anyway – was not just that she was a Mets fan, but that she was ‘batting for the other team’, if you catch my drift! And that the interpreter didn’t even want to be caught in the middle of that situation, so she pulled an ‘Is that the time?’ and quickly bugged off. That was my take on the whole thing, anyway! :D

Billman
August 1, 2005 at 3:43 pm

[size=18:66e4965e02]Welcome back Bernie.[/size:66e4965e02]
Greatness, as always.
I was rooting for Pres as well. Maybe he can get past the fact she’s a Mets fan. Abe will just f**k it up anyway. :lol:

Once a week? :( Ah well, I’ll try to deal with it. I understand, though.

Billman
August 1, 2005 at 3:43 pm

[size=18:818a077f0a]Welcome back Bernie.[/size:818a077f0a]
Greatness, as always.
I was rooting for Pres as well. Maybe he can get past the fact she’s a Mets fan. Abe will just f**k it up anyway. :lol:

Once a week? :( Ah well, I’ll try to deal with it. I understand, though.

Billman
August 1, 2005 at 3:44 pm

[size=18:dffb9d20fd]Welcome back Bernie.[/size:dffb9d20fd]
Greatness, as always.
I was rooting for Pres as well. Maybe he can get past the fact she’s a Mets fan. Abe will just f**k it up anyway. :lol:

Once a week? :( Ah well, I’ll try to deal with it. I understand, though.

jennif
August 1, 2005 at 3:47 pm

Hehe, that’s an interesting interpretation! Maybe Preston will be the one to … bring her back over to the right “team”?

Welcome back B!! Kisses to you and the fam….

~j

KTinNYC
August 1, 2005 at 6:03 pm

bewtifulfreak, I love your interpretation!
I was thinking there was “something about mary”-like storyline potential here somewhere- going back to when she was gushing over JC being his roommate.

Bernie: The best place to get baby supplies is ebay. Then turn around and re-sell them when your kids grow out of them in 2 weeks.

And Bernie, I hope you’ve gotten “Happiest Baby On The Block” by now. If not, you are a masochist. Hey, if you gimme your snail mail, I’ll send you a copy of the dvd!

sardine
August 1, 2005 at 7:13 pm

Barnsey wrote:
Didnt quite understand the whole Mets thing as im from England, but im presuming that the both support rival baseball teams…right?

Think Liverpool and Everton… or better yet Celtic and Rangers

Antidistinctlyminty
August 1, 2005 at 7:44 pm

BaconNeggs wrote:
“sign-language dude”
I think thats a woman

And a fine figure of a lass she is too (just in case she’s a real person, as opposed from some random offa d’cyberspace).
I must blame my small, pathetic and gender-confusing monitor for my gaffe. I mean, I can usually spot a hoo-hoo from space.
Hoo-hoo = a singular jumbly.

traaa laaa laaa

Blaster
August 1, 2005 at 10:46 pm

Double your pleasure, Springfield.

YAUJTA
August 2, 2005 at 7:22 am

First off
[size=18:756ea14f34][/size:756ea14f34]YAY DA MAN IS BACK
[size=12:756ea14f34][/size:756ea14f34]
Great to see you back Bernie, it’s going to be hard only having one a week but one is better than none and you could always keep up the guest stuff coming.

Your comics keep me writing mine(i think i mentioned i write them along time ago) I’ve even put an exchange student in my comics. He’s massive, got killer dreads and needs some dentist work done and claims to be from Kenya :D

Also best wishes to the missus and little ones (Aussie lingo there lol)

Barnsey
August 2, 2005 at 8:01 am

sardine wrote:

Think Liverpool and Everton… or better yet Celtic and Rangers

Ah i see, thought it was something like that. Makes more sense now cheers lol

Raziel
August 2, 2005 at 1:01 pm

Pas wrote:
Nice link….but dont forget:
[url]http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/

Wow
That’s Mr T sacrilege! The creator should repent his sins before Mr T pities the fool

Alien Destroyer
August 2, 2005 at 1:33 pm

wb bern!
nice to have ya back mate
it’s too bad you got only every monday thing going on now
‘is teh sad’ :(
at least we have you back instead of those crappy guest comics :twisted: (j/k :P)
anyways yeah that whole “different team” thing is pretty funny
mr.t pwns
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/81263
one of mr.t’s many battles :D
but why???? oh why did you have to turn to drugs?? nooooooooo
k i’m done being weird
p.s. that line is corny but effective :wink:
and for god’s sake get rid of teh quadruple post :P

bburgis
August 2, 2005 at 2:53 pm

Welcome back B, geat strip!

I knew from 1st date 1 that she was going to be a mets fan. Maybe Jesus can convert her?

I’m completely bummed that it’s only once a week but priorities are just that.

Thanks again.

Chaz
August 2, 2005 at 3:15 pm

Great strip B! Sucks that the updates will be only once a week now though. Oh well! I know what parenthood does to the free time. Maybe a weekly guest comic to keep the wolves at bay?

bewtifulfreak
August 2, 2005 at 11:57 pm

jennif wrote:
Hehe, that’s an interesting interpretation!

KTinNYC wrote:
bewtifulfreak, I love your interpretation!

Heehee, glad you gals found it amusing. :) But I suppose it’s nothing more than what it seems, and I just underestimated how seriously sports fans take those sorts of things!

Chugo
August 3, 2005 at 12:00 am

sorry to hear about the update change, but I understand with children and all. can’t wait til next weeks update. keep up the good work

Xhydra
August 3, 2005 at 3:41 pm

ALRIGHT! ALP is back! Now that their date comes to a close, what comes next? heheheh… :wink:

Vince Vega
August 4, 2005 at 5:24 pm

I liked it. Very creative. It was worth the wait…

iamhalloween
August 4, 2005 at 8:59 pm

Boo, Mets fan, well, better that than a Yanker, er, Yankee fan. Go Cubs! Go Red Sox!

predator lokton
August 6, 2005 at 6:19 pm

Great comic as usuall

predator lokton
August 6, 2005 at 6:22 pm

can anyone see my avatar?

Blaster
August 6, 2005 at 11:23 pm

Can you hear me now?

iamhalloween
August 7, 2005 at 9:31 am

Yeah I see your avatar.

Raziel
August 7, 2005 at 9:47 am

See Mr. T pity many fools at
http://www.mrtvseverything.com

Simon_Says
August 7, 2005 at 5:57 pm

Blaster wrote:
Can you hear me now?

No

Blaster
August 8, 2005 at 1:16 am

Good.

Predatorgirl
August 11, 2010 at 6:09 am

So pres is free now?
LOLJOKES
but seriously, thats just stupid fighting over sports teams

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