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Anthony
June 19, 2008 at 5:05 pm

ok alp has just reached a new level, this is great

Simon_Says
June 19, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Tighter porn also compresses well.

Oh man it’s good for ALP to be back. Rock on, Bernie!

Also /secondpostdance.exe

Cpl_Mac
June 19, 2008 at 5:51 pm

It has become obvious to me that alp is the greatest thing to happen to this world since cookies!

Sal
June 19, 2008 at 6:02 pm

alp and porn! 2 best things ever combined!

benchilada
June 19, 2008 at 9:04 pm

While in a scuzzy–but inexplicably wi-fi enabled–hotel in Jackson, Tennessee, we had a weird guy in a business suit sitting in his car outside the room next door.

With his laptop up and glowing.

For 2 1/2 hours.

Lovely Wife Sara was worried that if we called the font desk that he’d start banging on doors and asking who ratted him out.

benjamin
benchilada.livejournal.com

Mako*
June 19, 2008 at 11:34 pm

Uh hi
(ur 1st post)

Aurelyn
June 20, 2008 at 9:07 am

Lol. Brilliant.

Army of Darkness
June 20, 2008 at 1:14 pm

I like porn.
I like ALP.
I am happy.

On a side note, some clever person in the UK disovered they could use their mobile phone as a braodband modem too, and connected it up to their laptop for said purpose. They werent so happy when they discovered that they were being charged the whole time it was connected up and downloading internet content, and were landed with a bill of about £4000 ($8000). Be careful if you try this people- read your terms and conditions on your mobile phone contract to see how much content you can download per week/month etc…

Cpl_Mac
June 20, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Army of Darkness wrote:
I like porn.
I like ALP.
I am happy.

On a side note, some clever person in the UK disovered they could use their mobile phone as a braodband modem too, and connected it up to their laptop for said purpose. They werent so happy when they discovered that they were being charged the whole time it was connected up and downloading internet content, and were landed with a bill of about £4000 ($8000). Be careful if you try this people- read your terms and conditions on your mobile phone contract to see how much content you can download per week/month etc…

I do believe the word to best describe this is PwN_3d :P

Spock 1701
June 21, 2008 at 7:08 pm

ahh, ASCII porn…

Purebreedalien
June 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm

LMAO that was awesome :) "I wish you were looking at porn instead of talking to me"

Cpl_Mac
June 25, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Purebreedalien wrote:
LMAO that was awesome :) "I wish you were looking at porn instead of talking to me"

Thats what she said :p

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