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AVP216
October 31, 2005 at 5:16 am

lol

POOOR PRESTON!!!

HEs gonna use hes healing kit ill bet!!

HEY I GOT FIRST POST!!

SWEEET!!

GOOD JOB BERNIE!!

Master Chainsaw
October 31, 2005 at 5:31 am

That’s just sick… I mean, Deuce Bigalow 3?

Abomination
October 31, 2005 at 6:05 am

bernieh just got crazy…

funny :D

The Captain
October 31, 2005 at 6:27 am

Bernie, you always make me laugh.

Shelax
October 31, 2005 at 6:49 am

That really would take a Wolverine starfish. Remember the last time a predator got his arm chopped off? All he could do was cast the nub in boiling concrete. That species is damn tough. I mean boiling concrete. Damn.

Barnsey
October 31, 2005 at 7:19 am

LMAO!!! awesome halloween issue, one of the best, altho no idea who the bloke Abe had as a mask was?

Munan
October 31, 2005 at 7:33 am

Awwww, Abe looked so guilty. I know that feeling, you come up with a hilarious gag, but then it spins horribly out of control and you want to turn back the hands of time, but you can’t and there’s this big empty hole inside you where you should be feeling something… :(

oball
October 31, 2005 at 8:03 am

Barnsey wrote:
no idea who the bloke Abe had as a mask was?

Richard Simmons, I believe.

Nice work, Bernie. I like the layout of the first few panels.

Master Chainsaw
October 31, 2005 at 8:20 am

He was better off not knowing.

angelus_raptor
October 31, 2005 at 8:34 am

munan wrote:
Awwww, Abe looked so guilty. I know that feeling, you come up with a hilarious gag, but then it spins horribly out of control and you want to turn back the hands of time, but you can’t and there’s this big empty hole inside you where you should be feeling something… :(

i especially despise that feeling. i’ll only end up doing really stupid and embarassing stuff which makes my day worse. ever if i sense a day or i think i will be doing anything retarded, i’ll make sure i stay at home and stone.

i’m looking forward to next week.. Pres gets a hand recovered like nothing happened? or will he have a robotic arm like sergeant razak(i forgot his rank, but i think you know who i’m referring to ;))?

Private Whore
October 31, 2005 at 8:34 am

munan wrote:
and there’s this big empty hole inside you where you should be feeling something… :(

I don’t think Abe swings that way… :P

Awesome comic, again. Too bad we don’t really celebrate Halloween overhere…

Munan
October 31, 2005 at 8:34 am

oball wrote:

Barnsey wrote:
no idea who the bloke Abe had as a mask was?

Richard Simmons, I believe.

Damn, there’s a career that looks worse than Paul King’s!

Private Whore
October 31, 2005 at 8:37 am

angelus_raptor wrote:
or will he have a robotic arm like sergeant razak(i forgot his rank, but i think you know who i’m referring to ;))?

Just a wild guess, but I think you’re referring to Lieutenant Jean Rasczak… ;)

God, I love IMDB…

Munan
October 31, 2005 at 8:40 am

Aramor wrote:
Too bad we don’t really celebrate Halloween overhere…

Oh, there’s lots of halloween partys overhere. But the trick-or-treating, we save for St. Martin’s day, remember?

Private Whore
October 31, 2005 at 8:49 am

Once again that shows Twente is a completely different part of Holland… I swear, the only way I know about Halloween is because of American movies…

Ipsa
October 31, 2005 at 10:15 am

Eep!
Now I’m conflicted. Do I laugh or feel bad for Abe?! :?

Though, I must admit I’d be afraid of all of those things, too…!

Holly Resurrected
November 1, 2005 at 12:31 am

Waaahhh! You used the removable arm! I was wondering when that would happen.

I have to say Preston takes dismemberment better than I would. I’m suprised he didn’t decide to hack something off of Abe in retaliation.

Abe looks so down in the last panel I almost feel sorry for him, then I remember he chopped Preston’s arm off and came up with the idea for Deuce Bigelowe 3, and I am filled with rage. RAGE!!

Munan
November 1, 2005 at 3:57 am

Holly wrote:

I have to say Preston takes dismemberment better than I would. I’m suprised he didn’t decide to hack something off of Abe in retaliation.

He’s been living with Abe for a while now… this probably happens on a regular base.

Quote:
I am filled with rage. RAGE!!

You look pretty when you’re filled with rage. RAGE!!

[size=9:ee6e5e562c]Okay, that’s probably going to make it to the top ten of worst cheesy boy/girl compliments on this forum.[/size:ee6e5e562c]

Holly Resurrected
November 1, 2005 at 4:44 am

I’m angry when I’m beautiful.

Private Whore
November 1, 2005 at 4:47 am

munan wrote:
[size=9:3fb59be311]Okay, that’s probably going to make it to the top ten of worst cheesy boy/girl compliments on this forum.[/size:3fb59be311]

Probably… :P

Munan
November 1, 2005 at 4:50 am

Well, not if you and Khushi continue your “cuteness”

:P yourself!

Private Whore
November 1, 2005 at 4:54 am

munan wrote:
Well, not if you and Khushi continue your “cuteness”

:P yourself!

We’re not allowed anymore… :cry:
Ah well, we have other means of conversing…
Oh yeah, and I wouldn’t wanna be an adulterer, now would I?
Edit: Then again… having webcam sex with a girl you’ll never meet IRL isn’t really considered something that would make you an adulterer, right?

Crap… I might’ve said too much there… :P

DwarfSidious
November 1, 2005 at 7:34 am

Deuce Bigelow 3: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Gotta love it when Ebert says flat out (like he did about Deuce Bigelow2): “Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.”

Shelax
November 1, 2005 at 8:59 pm

I hope Bernie didn’t really cut the arm off his predator action figure.

Shin-Goji
November 2, 2005 at 12:31 am


It looks like a penis poking out of some candy corn. A teethy penis and some tasty candy corn.

Holly Resurrected
November 2, 2005 at 1:20 am

No, the Preston figure has a removable arm.

Private Whore
November 2, 2005 at 4:19 am

Shin-Goji wrote:

It looks like a penis poking out of some candy corn.

Maybe you oughta see a doctor… or a porn movie…

Munan
November 2, 2005 at 5:59 am

Well, it’s not that strange. Giger intentionally gave the xenos a phallic look.

Nyah
November 2, 2005 at 8:34 pm

Richard Simmons is just scary all year round, I mean if he was in my apartment when I came home I would probably pee myself!

Private Whore
November 3, 2005 at 6:09 am

munan wrote:
Well, it’s not that strange. Giger intentionally gave the xenos a phallic look.

Still, if my penis started growing teeth, I’m heading straight for the doctor…

angelus_raptor
November 3, 2005 at 8:57 am

Aramor wrote:

munan wrote:
Well, it’s not that strange. Giger intentionally gave the xenos a phallic look.

Still, if my penis started growing teeth, I’m heading straight for the doctor…

me to. fatal to my wife-to-be.

strange.. i’m feeling a strange sense of deja-vu as i type this…

Black Ice
November 3, 2005 at 8:47 pm

man that comic was confusing as hell, especially the first 3 panels. i didn’t even know who preston was trying to kill, i had to skip to panels below to figure out who was in the panel above, and what was going on. confusing as hell, i’ll say it again, but i loved the ending.

genericname01
November 4, 2005 at 7:20 am

just to let you know bernie….i havent slept since the comic was posted.

i mean just as id gotten over my richard simmons attacking me with an axe on halloween nightmares….*pow*i instantly regress to a state of quivering jelly.

heh heh love the comic :D

Khushi
November 4, 2005 at 10:13 am

Aramor wrote:

munan wrote:
Well, not if you and Khushi continue your “cuteness”

:P yourself!

We’re not allowed anymore… :cry:
Ah well, we have other means of conversing…
Oh yeah, and I wouldn’t wanna be an adulterer, now would I?
Edit: Then again… having webcam sex with a girl you’ll never meet IRL isn’t really considered something that would make you an adulterer, right?

Crap… I might’ve said too much there… :P

ya think??

its okay.. its still fun.

ontopic: LOL, hilarious.. but i feel bad for abe in the last panel. :(

Munan
November 6, 2005 at 2:40 pm

Khushi wrote:

Aramor wrote:
Then again… having webcam sex with a girl you’ll never meet IRL isn’t really considered something that would make you an adulterer, right?

Crap… I might’ve said too much there… :P

ya think??

its okay.. its still fun.

Khushi
November 6, 2005 at 2:55 pm

i said ONTOPIC!

[size=9:d16d6c3aa7]just to clarify.. its all joking around. i would seriously never do stuff on cam like that. :?[/size:d16d6c3aa7]

Austin Powers
November 6, 2005 at 3:03 pm

Groovi stuff i think

Blaster
November 6, 2005 at 4:49 pm

Khushi wrote:
just to clarify.. its all joking around. i would seriously never do stuff on cam like that. :?

Poor Aramor.

Digitaaliklosetti
November 6, 2005 at 5:30 pm

munan wrote:
Well, it’s not that strange. Giger intentionally gave the xenos a phallic look.

I often wonder what the aliens(I refuse to call them “xenos”. It just sounds so… gah. AlP forum-ish.) would look like, if Giger would’ve gotten completely free hands with them, with no one editing the final look.

The marines and such would propably be running away from big, black flopping cocks, with several television screens stuck to them.

D-Boy
November 6, 2005 at 5:40 pm

RICHARD SIMMONS! AHH!

Well. found a YTMND that would make a good ALP bit all on its own.

http://predatorspinnas.ytmnd.com/

Pres:”WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING MY STUFF?!”

Digitaaliklosetti
November 6, 2005 at 6:05 pm

D-Boy wrote:
RICHARD SIMMONS! AHH!

Well. found a YTMND that would make a good ALP bit all on its own.

http://predatorspinnas.ytmnd.com/

Pres:”WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING MY STUFF?!”

I think that’s more of a “Spin me like a record, baby” than a “Ridin’ spinnas”, but then, that ytmnd fad didn’t last long.

Private Whore
November 6, 2005 at 8:13 pm

Geez, did that music suck…

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