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Munan
November 7, 2005 at 4:16 am

That was sick! But very funny…

Kry
November 7, 2005 at 4:35 am

Isn’t it always funny?

Private Whore
November 7, 2005 at 5:12 am

Ha, awesome…

Hey munan, you didn’t do the first-post dance to rub it in our faces that you got first post… shame on you!

Edward Brock
November 7, 2005 at 5:27 am

Sick.
Funny. As always.

Holly Resurrected
November 7, 2005 at 5:48 am

0_0

:lol:

That is just sick! The baby. The hand. The last panel got me to laugh out loud at three in the morning (in California). Sick sick sick. Bwahaha!

Pimpman
November 7, 2005 at 8:49 am

Aw come on only $10 that’s to expensive j/k

krazyrobus
November 7, 2005 at 9:01 am

Brilliant as usuall, especially the subtle joke in the last frame, some animator better give you a megabucks contract or i’ll plagarize your work and go find someone to pay me for it.

Austin Powers
November 7, 2005 at 9:55 am

thats was Groovi man 8)

DarthDidious
November 7, 2005 at 11:12 am

Stupid Abe!

And nice little innuendo at the end there!

Pirates_rock
November 7, 2005 at 12:22 pm

lovin that little joke at the end lol
although i think you should keep prestons hand as the baby!

Xeno.Morph
November 7, 2005 at 12:40 pm

O.o Then it turns out that they did actually put Preston’s hand back on… The one in the baby bed is just a prop.

Grimmy
November 7, 2005 at 1:10 pm

They once did a thing in the WWF when the woman who was 80 something years old got “pregnant” and gave birth to a “hand”
somehow i think that was subliminally stuck in the authors mind when he made this one…

wrestling fans worldwide are still trying to live that one down…
At least this one is FUNNY.

and funny how all these things happen right AFTER jesus leaves the apt.
coincidence?
i think NOT!!!

Khushi
November 7, 2005 at 1:28 pm

ROFL.. hilarious. the baby`s kinda adorable.. maybe he should leave it on.

Xeno.Morph
November 7, 2005 at 1:42 pm

I would ask how Preston didn’t know he had a baby for a hand earlier, but maybe his eyes changed and now he can see without glasses. It’s possible. Maybe Jesus healed him before he left. I wouldn’t know why, though…

Shelax
November 7, 2005 at 3:16 pm

I don’t get the last panel.

HAVOK ALWAYS
November 7, 2005 at 3:42 pm

Great and funny as always :D.And you dont get the last pannel OMG :x

BaconNeggs
November 7, 2005 at 3:53 pm

Who’s the couple in the little panel? is that bernie?

scharb
November 7, 2005 at 4:09 pm

The new banner:

This is the best thing since the William Hung tattoo.

Shelax
November 7, 2005 at 4:36 pm

HAVOK ALWAYS wrote:
Great and funny as always :D.And you dont get the last pannel OMG :x

If it’s a masturbation reference, I will gut you Havok.

Private Whore
November 7, 2005 at 4:59 pm

Geez, wasn’t it kinda obvious it’s a wanking joke?

saladin
November 7, 2005 at 5:28 pm

Pirates_rock wrote:
although i think you should keep prestons hand as the baby!

That’s not good. The next time he scratches his arse he’ll get arrested. :(

AAATripper
November 7, 2005 at 5:32 pm

uber comic today Bernieh, now if OOTS would hurry up and post their comic…

DwarfSidious
November 7, 2005 at 7:07 pm

The story about the cabinet handle was far more distressing than any of the visuals.

The $10 pawn shop reference killed…

CelticPredatoress
November 7, 2005 at 7:47 pm

THE MAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
great comic, as always, bernie!!

Shelax, you didn’t get the last panel? that’s sad, what a goober…:roll:

Simon_Says
November 7, 2005 at 10:18 pm

Lol, Pres’ bed is a cryo-tube from Aliens.

Shelax
November 8, 2005 at 12:25 am

IrishPredator wrote:

Shelax, you didn’t get the last panel? that’s sad, what a goober…:roll:

What’s sadder is you think it’s sad. And used a word like “goober.”

Gleanerizer
November 8, 2005 at 12:43 am

That baby… I just realized…

It’s going to poop down Preston’s arm. :shock:

Fire Storm
November 8, 2005 at 12:48 am

Um… that is WAY too close to what happened to me, except that my “accident” happened when I was 3.

YAUJTA
November 8, 2005 at 1:37 am

Talk about medical mishap lol. Again great stuff B keep it coming.

Ipsa
November 8, 2005 at 2:19 am

I especially liked how the baby doesn’t flop around or anything. That is, in panel eight, the baby is stiff and seems like it would move like a prosthesis instead of a baby, unless it were a stuffed baby. Hopefully you can understand what I mean. I don’t think I explained that clearly.

Great job this week (as usual), B.!

IanM
November 8, 2005 at 5:23 am

Your doctor obviously did a good job on your ball bag, as your twins prove!

Nice one!

IanM

derAua
November 8, 2005 at 6:51 am

I don’t get the last panel, either. It may be due to the language/cultural barrier (German)… Help would be appreciated. Oh and what’s “goober”???

Barnsey
November 8, 2005 at 8:37 am

derAua wrote:
I don’t get the last panel, either. It may be due to the language/cultural barrier (German)… Help would be appreciated. Oh and what’s “goober”???

The man is saying ‘Ok God, ill stop wanking’ because he thinks that the severed hand is a sign from God saying, stop wanking, or ill cut your hand off/or your hand will fall off.

Munan
November 8, 2005 at 8:51 am

Barnsey wrote:
The man is saying ‘Ok God, ill stop wanking’ because he thinks that the severed hand is a sign from God saying, stop wanking, or ill cut your hand off/or your hand will fall off.

Yes, or he’s thinking of that age old wisdom: “everytime you masturbate, God turns a baby into a hand”.

But he’s wrong, of course, because everytime someone masturbates, God kills a kitten.

And that’s why the kitten liberation army exists… oh look, there’s a member of the KLA right now:

I guess Mr. Xeno is a wanker, then…

Aramor wrote:
Hey munan, you didn’t do the first-post dance to rub it in our faces that you got first post… shame on you!

I didn’t know we still did that. Haven’t had a first post in quite a while.

mmmerf
November 8, 2005 at 9:47 am

1. Oh sweet heavens above. Thanks for pushing the envelope of weird while staying in the funny section of the stationery metaphor.

2. ‘If your right hand is causing you to sin…’

Xeno.Morph
November 8, 2005 at 12:44 pm

It was his left hand.

Why would the pawn shop want a glowing Twister board?

Agent 47
November 8, 2005 at 1:03 pm

munan wrote:

I guess Mr. Xeno is a wanker, then…

i guess so

Simon_Says
November 8, 2005 at 5:15 pm

Dude… that image is copyright to Simon_Says the Panda Samurai!

Master Chainsaw
November 8, 2005 at 6:22 pm

Simon_Says wrote:
If you see this, then you get a cookie.

Make it a razor edged cookie that I can throw at annoying douches please. I would like to remind my fellow forum-goers that there does not appear to be a limit to the number of cookies on offer.

Khushi
November 8, 2005 at 9:12 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:
It was his left hand.

Why would the pawn shop want a glowing Twister board?

i thought he was trying to sell the HAND at the pawn shop, not the board.

AAATripper
November 8, 2005 at 9:22 pm

he was trying to sell the hand, the Twister Board became unusable because glowing blood probably ruins the little mat thingy.

And, it just hit me, what will happen to Preston’s relationship with Corrina now that his left hand is a newborn infant painfully attatched by as-of-yet unknown means?

Black Ice
November 8, 2005 at 9:49 pm

Shelax wrote:
I don’t get the last panel.

And this “Shelax” clames to be a male, with his gender.

Really though look at the name.

She.
Lacks.

A penis? Well, no wonder Shelax didn’t get the joke. Change your gender, the joke was on wanking.

Butterfly
November 9, 2005 at 9:55 pm

Hilaaarious… as usual! :lol:

Xhydra
November 9, 2005 at 11:03 pm

Oh man, even though I can’t possibly imagine what it’d be like to have your balls to be a river of blood, I’d probably freak out if it were me or my kids too.

megabigBLUR
November 10, 2005 at 12:32 am

I was just about to say something similar to IanM’s remark – at least Bernie has kids to worry about :D

Xhydra
November 10, 2005 at 10:14 am

By the way, who is the fine-looking couple in the last panel?

Xeno.Morph
November 10, 2005 at 12:34 pm

Tripper wrote:
he was trying to sell the hand, the Twister Board became unusable because glowing blood probably ruins the little mat thingy.

And, it just hit me, what will happen to Preston’s relationship with Corrina now that his left hand is a newborn infant painfully attatched by as-of-yet unknown means?

Keep up with the times. Corina is a mets fan.

I am surprised that this thread hasn’t gotten to page 15 yet. Maybe it’s because all the guests were weeded out by making only members allowed to post.

Nicoel
November 11, 2005 at 6:11 am

Did anyone else notice that in the second last panel it looks like Preston is BREAST FEEDING that baby?!!!

(please excuse my modifycation bernie :))

I think it looks like a proud mum showing off her baby… except that it’s a predator, and a male predator at that…but otherwise!

Blackmage
November 11, 2005 at 8:20 am

The only guy crazyer the you Bernieh is Shin-Goji. You two are my personal heroes.

Ferret
November 11, 2005 at 10:59 am

How does that old adage go…

A babe in the hand is worth two in the bush?

Dentacious
November 11, 2005 at 1:43 pm

haha funny comic as usual

nasty thing what happened to you with jumping off the kitchen table…
i remember when i was really little i split my chin on a spikey gate *shudders*

Shelax
November 13, 2005 at 8:45 pm

Black Ice wrote:

And this “Shelax” clames to be a male, with his gender.

Really though look at the name.

She.
Lacks.

A penis? Well, no wonder Shelax didn’t get the joke. Change your gender, the joke was on wanking.

Black.
Eyes.

From being beaten like a naggy wife? Well, no wonder Black Ice keeps getting it in the face. Change your attitude or your husband will never stop taking out his frustration out on worthless hide. This joke was at your expense.

Private Whore
November 14, 2005 at 4:34 am

Hey y’all, come look at this, we gots ourselves a new members fight!!! YEEHAW!!!

Blackmage
November 14, 2005 at 3:56 pm

Ah, this brings back memories ey Aramor *does Coop salute with Aramor [insert ziiing sound]*.

Digitaaliklosetti
November 17, 2005 at 4:14 pm

What memories? People never fight here. They just point out each others’ typos and do that stupid RP thing.

Private Whore
November 17, 2005 at 7:26 pm

Yeah, I’m as gobsmacked as you are… especially since our Drow has only been here for a week or so…

Munan
November 19, 2005 at 7:43 am

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
What memories? People never fight here. They just point out each others’ typos and do that stupid RP thing.

And bitch about each other’s avatars, mr D, sir. Don’t forget about that.

[size=9:06383dc92c]Like, how your’s has been going downhill ever since Abe Vigoda…[/size:06383dc92c]

Private Whore
November 20, 2005 at 3:16 pm

Oh come on, the Captain’s Furry Chest was sheer beauty…

Blackmage
November 20, 2005 at 3:20 pm

Aramor wrote:
Oh come on, the Captain’s Furry Chest was sheer beauty…

I…do not agree *holds a gun at Aramor’s had* how about you Aramor.

Private Whore
November 20, 2005 at 4:23 pm

I loved it… it was the best tribute one could ever give to him.

whaleofaman
November 30, 2005 at 12:18 am

that episode took away my horny in a good way

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