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bernieh
November 28, 2005 at 5:13 am

Comments on today’s comic go here…

Private Whore
November 28, 2005 at 5:17 am

*Does first post dance*

Awesome comic. Abe really has a one-track mind ;)

Munan
November 28, 2005 at 5:21 am

It takes a thief, Aramor…

How very responsible of Abe, to think of Pres.

Hehe, “He’s like, everywhere”. That made me giggle.

Holly Resurrected
November 28, 2005 at 5:36 am

“He left it so…immaculate.”

“And clean, too!”

Yep, that Jesus is one tidy guy. I sure will miss Him.

I totally can’t wait till Preston gets home from the hospital.

Edward Brock
November 28, 2005 at 5:52 am

Yeah man… it ain’t gonna be pretty! Maybe we’ll get a decent Alien vs Predator this time around. :wink:

Mr Xeno
November 28, 2005 at 6:09 am

Great one B 8) you did it again :lol:

Pimpman
November 28, 2005 at 6:37 am

Corinna: You will meet the worlds oldest man…
Corinna: … in bed
Abe:… WAIT
Abe WTF!?

Blackmage
November 28, 2005 at 7:20 am

Mr Xeno wrote:
Great one B 8) you did it again :lol:

I second that!

Mr Xeno
November 28, 2005 at 7:39 am

Blackmage wrote:

Mr Xeno wrote:
Great one B 8) you did it again :lol:

I second that!

Lazy basterd :wink:

Master Chainsaw
November 28, 2005 at 8:28 am

Some classic Abe moments. It’s like watching a man walk tightrope during a hurricane. You know it isn’t going to end well, but you keep watching…

Barnsey
November 28, 2005 at 8:29 am

i wonder how she will react wen she finds out Pres now has a kid….and its attached to his hand lol

Blaster
November 28, 2005 at 9:09 am

Barnsey wrote:
i wonder how she will react wen she finds out Pres now has a kid….and its attached to his hand lol

Pres is getting that taken care of. That is why he is in the hospital. (Things could get really disturbing otherwise).
Anyway, you still know how to kick the ass of comedy, B.
:D

sardine
November 28, 2005 at 10:54 am

Quote:
You forgot to take the jokers out

As someone who knows a few people into tarot… priceless!

Billman
November 28, 2005 at 1:47 pm

Quote:
Quote:
You forgot to take the jokers out

As someone who knows a few people into tarot… priceless!

I used to read, but am getting back into it since I’m designing a Dune Tarot deck.

There’s an old joke regarding Tarot.
Some people were playing poker with Tarot cards. One guy got a full house and 2 players died.
Ok, maybe it’s not that funny. :?

Great job! I can’t wait to see what wackiness ensues.

Xeno.Morph
November 28, 2005 at 2:04 pm

My mom once got a fortune cookie that said, “You like Chinese food.”

DarthDidious
November 28, 2005 at 3:16 pm

Great job Burnie.

girlfriends…bi…..”

Viridis
November 28, 2005 at 4:07 pm

WAIT, Start over!

:lol:

Ipsa
November 28, 2005 at 4:31 pm

Aw… I guess this means that there isn’t an evil twin. :?

banglesd
November 28, 2005 at 4:54 pm

“I think you forgot to take the jokers out”

Priceless!

peegeedee3
November 28, 2005 at 5:35 pm

WHY IS IT THAT NO MATTER WHERE THE “MALE” IS FROM, he is constantly thinking about SEX? Come on Bernie, we women know, after the novelty wears off, the regular guys here on earth, would rather watch football than have sex!!! I have seven brothers!! Plus, I’ve been married for 34 years to one man!!:roll:

angelus_raptor
November 28, 2005 at 5:49 pm

Aramor wrote:
*Does first post dance*

Awesome comic. Abe really has a one-track mind ;)

haha. fabulous one Bernie. it’s a true lol-moment at the last few panels :P

YAUJTA
November 29, 2005 at 3:45 am

“In bed ..No wait start over” nice work Bernie. Can’t wait to see how this turns out when preston comes home.

Private Whore
November 29, 2005 at 3:55 am

peegeedee3 wrote:
WHY IS IT THAT NO MATTER WHERE THE “MALE” IS FROM, he is constantly thinking about SEX? Come on Bernie, we women know, after the novelty wears off, the regular guys here on earth, would rather watch football than have sex!!!

Yuch, football…

Lol, a full house and 2 players died… I know it sounds cruel, but that’s actually very funny…

Kry
November 29, 2005 at 11:02 am

Great as ever.

I have to drive more people into this webcomic… deserves even more public!

AAATripper
November 29, 2005 at 12:52 pm

you are becoming more self sufficient every day… in bed.

Telveryon
November 29, 2005 at 2:43 pm

Kry wrote:
Great as ever.

I have to drive more people into this webcomic… deserves even more public!

Defenetly! The more people read this the happier the world gets!

jennif
November 29, 2005 at 3:48 pm

I for one am wondering why aLp hasn’t exploded its guts all over the internet yet. I’m a huge fan-girl and I’m not even an Aliens fan. So if it appels to fans and non-fans alike, doesn’t that = everyone?

Great episode this week! Abe, Preston, Corinna all under one roof? Can you feel the tension?

~j

VIRus
November 29, 2005 at 6:07 pm

haha that was great!

I add “…in bed!” while I read my fortune cookies, too…I thought I was the only one, I feel somewhat cooler now =D

Munan
November 30, 2005 at 6:33 am

Sharing weird behaviour with Abe doesn’t necessarily make you a cooler person.

derAua
November 30, 2005 at 7:23 am

“must…realize…I said yes…already…” love it!!!!

Draconis
November 30, 2005 at 9:47 am

I bet in the next comic Preston’s going to be released from the hospital and take the subway, only to have it stuck and he’ll have to ride a mythical Roc to get home.

cjs
November 30, 2005 at 12:13 pm

Heh…”in bed.”


November 30, 2005 at 1:19 pm

I love this week’s episode!…Mainly because I read tarot cards, myself, so this was some nice tarot humor I could appreciate. I would of replied sooner, but I finally moved to Warsaw! Yee! So much to do…

Mei
November 30, 2005 at 3:57 pm

A friend of mine once got a fortune cookie that said “You will meet a tall handsome stranger online.” I kept it.

Blaster
November 30, 2005 at 8:06 pm

Mei wrote:
A friend of mine once got a fortune cookie that said “You will meet a tall handsome stranger online.” I kept it.

Well, here I am! Unfortunately for you, I already have my heart set on someone else. :P

angelus_raptor
November 30, 2005 at 8:15 pm

Blaster wrote:

Mei wrote:
A friend of mine once got a fortune cookie that said “You will meet a tall handsome stranger online.” I kept it.

Well, here I am! Unfortunately for you, I already have my heart set on someone else. :P

Basket :P

Xhydra
November 30, 2005 at 11:51 pm

Preston better get better soon, because I have a feeling something bad is about to happen…

jennif
December 1, 2005 at 5:39 pm

Why do people keep saying “basket”?

~j

AAATripper
December 1, 2005 at 5:40 pm

Awhile back someone had this in their sig:
If you take “tard” out of “Bastard” and replace it with “ket” you get a much nicer term.

angelus_raptor
December 1, 2005 at 9:24 pm

Tripper wrote:
Awhile back someone had this in their sig:
If you take “tard” out of “Bastard” and replace it with “ket” you get a much nicer term.

Correcta-mundo. And I believe ‘basket’ is slang for ‘bastard’ in some region of this planet… can’t remember where…

Tripper, I can’t believe you remembered that entire line!

AAATripper
December 2, 2005 at 12:04 am

I, unlike a great portion of this Earths’ inhabitants, was blessed with a photographic memory.

angelus_raptor
December 2, 2005 at 1:41 am

Hence, you are the Gman. heh heh.

Draconis
December 2, 2005 at 10:18 am

Maybe for Bernie’s 200th strip, he should make a reference to the first one, the fiftieth one, the hundredth one, and the hundred-fiftieth one?

AAATripper
December 2, 2005 at 5:24 pm

angelus_raptor wrote:
Hence, you are the Gman. heh heh.

Angelus Raptor, in the flesh. Or, should I say, the vampiric avatar. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons, after all, most of them were government property… Now Mr. Angelus, my…. employers…. have tasked me to offer you a job. Well Mr. Angelus, you’ve proved a decisive man so I’m going to give you a choice, you can either accept the job and step into the portal, or I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning…. *tram door opens* Time to choose Mr. Angelus…

I know its not down to the very word, and it was much longer in the game, but I can’t remember all the lines from the final speech scripts….

Darth Vader
December 2, 2005 at 7:55 pm

Will the girl move in with the Alien and the Predator???

After Jesus Christ moved out!

Hey nice webcomic by the way!!! :)

megabigBLUR
December 3, 2005 at 3:05 am

angelus_raptor wrote:
Correcta-mundo. And I believe ‘basket’ is slang for ‘bastard’ in some region of this planet… can’t remember where…

Malaysia and Singapore ^_^

Southeast Asian dialects: pwning the English language!

Jo Tyler
June 8, 2009 at 11:00 am

my brother gets all the weird fortune cookies. he’s gotten ones that said ‘Don’t kiss an elephant on the lips today’, ‘There’s no problems a good bubble bath can’t solve’, and the ever classic ‘Don’t Panic’.

I read tarot :D

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