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Holly Resurrected
December 5, 2005 at 7:51 am

Possibly first comment!

Aw, man, this is crazy. What happened in that last pannel??

Quote:
You were beaten up every day at Hogwards, weren’t you?

:lol: I didn’t know Corinna knew voodoo.

colorznatalius
December 5, 2005 at 7:53 am

dances and laughs:)

anyways, nice one:) they aren’t secretly married?:O

Ipsa
December 5, 2005 at 7:57 am

lol!

This is so much more interesting and funnier than anything else I’m having to read at this God forsaken hour.
Thanks! :)

Uncle Whippity
December 5, 2005 at 8:00 am

I archive off all the text messages on my phone. That’s very sad. I like the idea of having all the mushy messages from a loved one, altho’ I don’t have a loved one at the moment….

:(

Telveryon
December 5, 2005 at 8:10 am

Exceptional comic Mr B!

Never thought Corinna was a witch but, hey, life’s full of surprises!

Pimpman
December 5, 2005 at 8:26 am

that was funny when she said turn that jerk off… and it transforms Abe… it’s stuff like that, that makes the world a better making fun of every hippie place

Edward Brock
December 5, 2005 at 8:35 am

Awwww, Mortage Apprasial… so cute, it brought a tear to the eye of this romantic fool…

Abomination
December 5, 2005 at 8:38 am

lololol

really funny B.

poor Abe…

VoiceOfUnreason
December 5, 2005 at 8:52 am

Am I the only one giggling having noticed that three quarters of the emails from the early romantic period are marked “unread”?

JDoorjam
December 5, 2005 at 9:43 am

I use AIM+ to log all my chat transcripts. (It also strips all the ads out of the buddy list… hot.) The down side is that it only works with AIM 4.x, but I don’t think I’m missing anything not upgrading to 5. AIM+ is available at big-o-software.com .

And when did Corinna become a witch? (I always thought they were a cute couple… well, as cute as Preston can be with anyone….)

Xhydra
December 5, 2005 at 9:52 am

OMG! What the hell!? THIS is going to be interesting.

Master Chainsaw
December 5, 2005 at 9:55 am

Awww just like Beatrice and Benedick. Will they end up getting together in the very last episode? I guess the moral of this story is don’t spurn women who can cast Polymorph Other.

krazyrobus
December 5, 2005 at 12:02 pm

The you got beaten everyday at Hogwarths line will go down in history as one of the funniest lines every written in a comic.

snakeinshades
December 5, 2005 at 12:58 pm

Dude…..you haven’t changed your email client in 10 years? Must be a good one.

*creeps away* yes, i know, I’m sad like that.


December 5, 2005 at 1:18 pm

This is getting better and better! Corrina reminds myself so much of me, almost like my version of a self-insert Mary Sue. XD

I have to agree with everyone else, that Hogwarts line was the best.

And I do believe you Bernie when you say we had the internet 10 years ago, but it was quite limited than it is now. We’ve all come a long way, haven’t we? Without the porn industry the internet would still be mainly text-based.

Billman
December 5, 2005 at 1:50 pm

LMFAO!!!
Love the “Hogwarts” line. :mrgreen:

It makes Mondays bearable.

Kry
December 5, 2005 at 2:01 pm

Wow, nice way to wake up (at 8pm) on my birthday, crawl to the pc, and read AlP… and as god as ever.

BTW: I have archived the IM, the eMails, and the irc logs for the last 7 or 8 years. Lets just say I started making backups on cds and now on DVDs.

Now beat THAT.

Jazon Woorheez
December 5, 2005 at 2:27 pm

Okay… I knew she was a medium, but a witch? She really did go to Hogwarts, huh? It surprised me when she and Preston started fighting as soon as they saw each other since we never got to see how he broke up with her. Guess it was messy business :wink:

I just have to agree with everyone else. That Hogwarts line is going into my golden archive.

WigglesTheAlmighty
December 5, 2005 at 2:41 pm

The Hogwarts line is good and all, but in my opinion the last panel is the best. First of all, it’s ironic that an Alien of all things would say something looks ridiculous…not to mention a Ferby thingy doing so.

Drone Daddy
December 5, 2005 at 5:02 pm

Love the strip today Bernie. Keep up the good work.

Cheers,

Drone Daddy

Khushi
December 5, 2005 at 5:24 pm

“Hogwarts”

LMAO!

Black Ice
December 5, 2005 at 7:26 pm

Khushi wrote:
“Hogwarts”

LMAO!

why do i have a feeling khushi is only saying this because everyone else is?

go read harry potter. all 6 of them. then come back and laugh please. =)

DwarfSidious
December 5, 2005 at 7:54 pm

The e-mail subject line comparison was bloody hilarious.

Blaster
December 5, 2005 at 8:48 pm

Black Ice wrote:

Khushi wrote:
“Hogwarts”

LMAO!

why do i have a feeling khushi is only saying this because everyone else is?

go read harry potter. all 6 of them. then come back and laugh please. =)

:shock: Oh snap!

peegeedee3
December 5, 2005 at 9:08 pm

Hey,
I thought that having JESUS as a room-mate was the best you could have, but having a woman? Having a woman, who is an ex-girl friend? Having a woman, who is an ex-girlfriend of your room-mate?
Now, that’s the makings of some funny, no, some hi larious, bits. Kudos, Bernie.
p.s. Your wife had all the makings of a stalker in the early days. I suggest you stay happy, REAL HAPPY!! :shock: haha.

YAUJTA
December 6, 2005 at 2:07 am

Like the last pannel lol ‘Stop fighting’ :lol:

Munan
December 6, 2005 at 5:42 am

Quote:
No, er… your right hand

And you never know wether he says it out of stupidity or out of being a smartass… :lol:

wildhare21
December 6, 2005 at 9:10 am

Awesome as usual. Abe the Furbie, the only stuffed toy to bleed acid, will be this year’s number one defective Christmas gift. Congrats! :D

DarthDidious
December 6, 2005 at 9:43 am

Great stuff Burnie!

sardine
December 6, 2005 at 10:53 am

peegeedee3 wrote:
I thought that having JESUS as a room-mate was the best you could have, but having a woman? Having a woman, who is an ex-girl friend? Having a woman, who is an ex-girlfriend of your room-mate?

But wait – it get’s even better/worse… Having a women, who is an ex-girlfriend of your room-mate, who is a Mets fan!

Khushi
December 6, 2005 at 11:00 am

Black Ice wrote:

Khushi wrote:
“Hogwarts”

LMAO!

why do i have a feeling khushi is only saying this because everyone else is?

go read harry potter. all 6 of them. then come back and laugh please. =)

thank, smartass. but i`ve read all 6 books and watched all 4 movie.

i`m a huge harry potter fan, kthnxstfu.

Draconis
December 6, 2005 at 12:55 pm

Once again, Munan makes the smartest comment.

peegeedee3
December 6, 2005 at 4:31 pm

:D Okay, yeah, a Mets fan, and a witch?!! Boy, there’s material for episodes right up until the twins start kindergarten!!
Bernie, you’re a genius!! I’m in for the full ride! Hahahahahaha.

Darth Vader
December 6, 2005 at 8:18 pm

The Predator might have his hands full with his EX-Girlfriend

I sense some Sexual tension between them?!!

splay
December 6, 2005 at 9:16 pm

God does Corinna have big hands. I guess I’m kinda slow. It’s the first time I noticed.

Nice nonetheless though. I don’t know what he is in the second to last panel though. It’s prolly something I don’t wanna know anyway. It looks suspicious as.

AbbyNormal
December 7, 2005 at 1:45 am

The sparks! They are flying! I love it!

splay wrote:
I don’t know what he is in the second to last panel though. It’s prolly something I don’t wanna know anyway. It looks suspicious as.

Looks like one of these: Martian Popping Thing

I only know this because my hallmate has one.

Oh, and the story about Elaine’s email is soooo sweet…. and hilarious.

martian
December 7, 2005 at 2:00 am

AbbyNormal wrote:
Looks like one of these: Martian Popping Thing

Never seen one of those. Prolly more Terran slanderganda

AAATripper
December 8, 2005 at 5:58 pm

I can already see the next comic, Pres and Corinna telling Abe the story of how they broke up (or something) in different panels at different locations and they both tell different stories, as usual, yadda yadda yadda….

Master Chainsaw
December 8, 2005 at 9:10 pm

martian wrote:

AbbyNormal wrote:
Looks like one of these: Martian Popping Thing

Never seen one of those. Prolly more Terran slanderganda

Humey keeping you down?

Digitaaliklosetti
December 9, 2005 at 8:18 am

Just to keep the echo alive..

“Hogwarts”

Win.

Draconis
December 9, 2005 at 12:33 pm

I bet Bernie’s gonna do something a lot cooler than just going, Pres says this, but Corinna says different.

Regardez:

Abe gets out Scrabble so they can calm down in a word game. Corinna makes the word “Alien,” Pres makes the word, “Metsfan,” then Abe goes “Dammit, I got nothing!” while “Zygote” is in his letter holder thingy.

Then fun stuff happens and an anthropomorphic tree molests Betty Boop.

Quig
December 10, 2005 at 10:16 pm

I’ve been reading this great comic for quite a while, but I had to join the forum now to tell a little story:

In class in uni the other day our teacher showed a clip from Alien, in the end when Ridley think she and the cat is safe (but no…). This used to be quite a scary sequence, but at some point there’s a closeup at the ailen looking at the cat – and ALL I could think was what kind of “pussy”-joke is Abe gonna throw out now? :D

I realized I can never watch an Alien or Predator movie again and take it seriously :shock:
The comic is good is worth it, though :)

Blaster
December 11, 2005 at 12:23 am

That’s Ridley for ya’. :roll:

Quig
December 11, 2005 at 3:31 pm

:oops: Oh god… RiPley not Ridley..

AbbyNormal
December 11, 2005 at 4:07 pm

Ridley Scott directed Alien.

David_Boring
December 13, 2005 at 7:54 am

Oh god, i’m new here, i’ve been visiting this site for months and decided only today to post here !

That one wasss great, really, i laughed like i was going to loose my teeth, thanks again !

Quig
December 13, 2005 at 4:09 pm

AbbyNormal wrote:
Ridley Scott directed Alien.

I know, thats my excuse for mixing up the names :) Strange, I never have any trouble with any of his other movies, like “Thelma & Ridley” or “Gladiator”.

Spock 1701
August 24, 2006 at 10:49 pm

woot

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