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bernieh
January 9, 2006 at 4:53 am

Comments on today’s comic go here…

Private Whore
January 9, 2006 at 5:08 am

Hehe, nice one. I’m glad to see the speed dating back. It would be funny if there was a girl who was totally into Abe, but for one stupid thing (like she likes pizza Hawai… I mean, warm pineapple?) Abe doesn’t like her…

Oh yeah… *does first post dance*


January 9, 2006 at 5:19 am

I feel bad for Abe now. I may be all for Predators, but this Alien has some sweet heart in his own weird way. He may be out for the ass but he’s awesome either way.

Abe! If you are reading this! Western NY is where it’s at. This Sara wouldn’t mind having a little date with you =) *snicker*

Another great strip to make me laugh on a Monday morning. Thank you, kindly!

Master Chainsaw
January 9, 2006 at 5:28 am

Hey at least he turned her down as well.

Chadhulhu
January 9, 2006 at 5:33 am

Poor Abe having to resort to speed dumping.. Worse Idea ever, Speed Dating, can someone really learn about someone in 5 mins. not deep down they can’t.

Private Whore
January 9, 2006 at 6:12 am

Well, if you ever experienced love at first sight, you know you don’t need to know the other person ;)

Jeffermau
January 9, 2006 at 7:08 am

You know something? I haven’t been disappointed with an alp strip yet, and I’ve read through the entire archive. Even the “take this guy I’m with now” “Please! heh heh” joke got a laugh out of me. I’m proud of you man. Keep up the good work. I’ll quit kissing your ass now

Telveryon
January 9, 2006 at 7:29 am

Sometimes it’s good to get back to the basics, and funny! Long live speed dateing as an endless source of humor!

DarthDidious
January 9, 2006 at 8:17 am

Abe should get a girl sometime soon! I mean, shouldn’t he already be hooked up with someone by now just by sheer odds?

Anyway, good stuff Burnie, as usual.

Jazon Woorheez
January 9, 2006 at 9:19 am

Poor Abe! He keeps trying and trying and never lets shit get him down, even though he ends up meeting these shallow girls. If I were a girl, I’d be all OVER him. I mean, how often do you get the chance to date a kind and funny Alien?

DwarfSidious
January 9, 2006 at 9:34 am

DarthDidious wrote:
Abe should get a girl sometime soon! I mean, shouldn’t he already be hooked up with someone by now just by sheer odds?

No, that’s the sobering thing about dating in NYC; it throws your singularity into sharp relief.

Great screen name, btw. :)

Ipsa
January 9, 2006 at 10:42 am

“Maybe he hasn’t evolved yet.” lol

Well, there’s the highlight of my day…!

Sal
January 9, 2006 at 11:01 am

yep. you know a sensitive guy by the way he sings “i will survive”. reminded me of “man on the moon” film, with andy kaufman’s alter ego singing the same song. :D

Darth Vader
January 9, 2006 at 11:51 am

He cant get a date in New York City, Since this is New York there is probably somebody for him. Dont give up Alien!!

The Predator got a woman Corrina, although they have their diffrences they seem like a good match. So why cant the Alien get a woman?!!! :?

Xhydra
January 9, 2006 at 1:44 pm

There goes Abe and his crazy speed dating antics.

Munan
January 9, 2006 at 4:31 pm

Ipsa wrote:
“Maybe he hasn’t evolved yet.” lol

Well, there’s the highlight of my day…!

And then: “And we can rule out intelligent design”…that got me lauging out even louder

Simon_Says
January 9, 2006 at 6:10 pm

I smell image recycling! The Pandaman hates image recycling… But he loves Bernie’s awesome comic! Now he is terribly confused.

YAUJTA
January 9, 2006 at 6:50 pm

LOL poor Abe oh well “A” for effort anyhow.
Keep em coming B.

Pieh
January 9, 2006 at 7:36 pm

Simon_Says wrote:
I smell image recycling! The Pandaman hates image recycling… But he loves Bernie’s awesome comic! Now he is terribly confused.

You’ve got talking in third person, and you’re kinda mad. But you forgot to become massive and green.

I’m wondering if there is actually a person on the other end of that phone..

AAATripper
January 9, 2006 at 8:48 pm

There are approximately 5 females to every male on this planet, Abe will find one…

angelus_raptor
January 9, 2006 at 9:20 pm

omfgpie wrote:
… I’m wondering if there is actually a person on the other end of that phone..

Good question, pie. Good question.

Simon_Says
January 9, 2006 at 9:22 pm

Tripper wrote:
There are approximately 5 females to every male on this planet, Abe will find one…

But for every hot chick there are a dozen blimps.

Scourge
January 10, 2006 at 1:53 am

“Now I can’t tell if he’s a one or a zero.” “Binary!” :lol:

omfgpie wrote:

Simon_Says wrote:
I smell image recycling! The Pandaman hates image recycling… But he loves Bernie’s awesome comic! Now he is terribly confused.

You’ve got talking in third person, and you’re kinda mad. But you forgot to become massive and green.

The thought of a big green panda in purple pants makes me chortle. :D


January 10, 2006 at 4:43 am

Simon_Says wrote:

Tripper wrote:
There are approximately 5 females to every male on this planet, Abe will find one…

But for every hot chick there are a dozen blimps.

Define ‘blimp’?

Holly Resurrected
January 10, 2006 at 6:51 am

Man, how does Abe keep ending up at the table with this chick? She may be cute but she’s so superficial. I mean, so what if the guy has a tail and drools on his own leg and sings Celine Dion? He’s got a nice personality. Er…well, at least he’s not Rubber Johnny. That’s something we can all be thankful for.

Another great strip, Bernie!

Corporal Waffle
January 10, 2006 at 7:39 am

HAHA!

HE shuld be a part of th next comic!!!!

Pimpman
January 10, 2006 at 7:54 am

Bernie Berine Bernie how is it possible for you to still be as funny as you are since the first time I started readign this stuff so I praise you

Pieh
January 10, 2006 at 6:03 pm

angelus_raptor wrote:

omfgpie wrote:
… I’m wondering if there is actually a person on the other end of that phone..

Good question, pie. Good question.

Are you being sarcastic? I dont like it when people are sarcastic *sob*

stupidgenius
January 10, 2006 at 6:44 pm

Aramor wrote:
It would be funny if there was a girl who was totally into Abe, but for one stupid thing (like she likes pizza Hawai… I mean, warm pineapple?)But Abe doesn’t like her.

That’s a really good idea.
I’ve been computer-deprived since Wednesday… :(
Anyways…
Yet another great comic, Bernie!
You’re one of the best comedy writers (comic-maker? ‘writer’ is the best title I could think of…) that I know of.

angelus_raptor
January 11, 2006 at 9:07 am

omfgpie wrote:
Are you being sarcastic? I dont like it when people are sarcastic *sob*

No I’m not.

Pieh
January 11, 2006 at 3:23 pm

angelus_raptor wrote:

omfgpie wrote:
Are you being sarcastic? I dont like it when people are sarcastic *sob*

No I’m not.

oh ok.

Italy
January 15, 2006 at 3:23 am

“Binary!”

This strip makes me think there’s a chance Abe is my secret brother…

Lizard
January 15, 2006 at 10:05 am

Holly wrote:
Man, how does Abe keep ending up at the table with this chick? She may be cute but she’s so superficial.

Actually, I’ve been wondering: Is it really always the same chick, or is it just the embodiment of every shallow and cranky, yet at the same time super-hot single woman out there (meaning he gets another one every time)?

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