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Private Whore
January 30, 2006 at 12:26 pm

Haha, awesome!!!

“Well, it rained yesterday, remember?”

And I noticed this morning the server was down…
[color=red:88fa92497a][size=24:88fa92497a]IT WAS LIKE MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE DRAIN, STRAIGHT TO HELL!!![/size:88fa92497a][/color:88fa92497a]
I got all these weird ideas that I got banned or that the Internet conspired against me!!!

Edit: Yeah, first post… just had to make sure…

Anyhoo…

*Does first post dance*

DwarfSidious
January 30, 2006 at 12:27 pm

Been there. It’s easy to think the bathroom *knows* you’re stinky the first time that thing goes off. Also briefly considered: “At least there’s no smoke alarm in here.”

saladin
January 30, 2006 at 12:37 pm

I’m slightly confused…

In the first panel, Preston says “Whatever, it was just pee”. Were you trying to make out that he peed in the sink or am I just being stupid?

DarthDidious
January 30, 2006 at 12:42 pm

That was hilarious. This’ll be another classic.

Munan
January 30, 2006 at 12:56 pm

saladin wrote:
I’m slightly confused…

In the first panel, Preston says “Whatever, it was just pee”. Were you trying to make out that he peed in the sink or am I just being stupid?

Well, calling Abe Preston already makes you look quite silly…

Darth Vader
January 30, 2006 at 1:02 pm

Man thats one dirty Alien!!

LOL :lol:

Great Job Bernie

saladin
January 30, 2006 at 2:00 pm

Munan wrote:

Well, calling Abe Preston already makes you look quite silly…

Good point.

:roll:

Simon_Says
January 30, 2006 at 2:18 pm

DAMNIT! I wanted rist post! But server was down! So fuck!

Anyway, hilarious as usual, right up there with battery shitting trolls.

Italy
January 30, 2006 at 2:21 pm

“It rained yesterday, remember?”

Abe just explained me the role of rain in this world

Private Whore
January 30, 2006 at 2:31 pm

Simon_Says wrote:
DAMNIT! I wanted rist post! But server was down! So fuck!

Hey, I ain’t the FWE for nothing ;)

Simon_Says wrote:
I wanted rist post!

And oh my, Mr. Panda Man, what kind of a typo have we here? You’re not drunk are you? Had one too many eggnog again?

jennif
January 30, 2006 at 2:32 pm

saladin wrote:
I’m slightly confused…

In the first panel, (Abe) says “Whatever, it was just pee”. Were you trying to make out that he peed in the sink or am I just being stupid?

I took it to mean either “I don’t need to wash my hands, whatever, it was just pee”, or “I missed the toilet, whatever, it was just pee”. Either way!

Frickin’ hilarious episode, B!

Can I get a discount on admission to the UberCon if all I want to do is meet you, get your autograph and give you a hug? Then you can get on with your crazy video games.

~j :)

sardine
January 30, 2006 at 2:57 pm

jennif wrote:
I took it to mean either “I don’t need to wash my hands, whatever, it was just pee”

This is how I read it as

YAUJTA
January 30, 2006 at 6:53 pm

:lol: Great work i liked the series of Abe testing the theory.

Kurosaki Ichigo
January 30, 2006 at 6:57 pm

Great work.

I especially liked the graphics on this one.

UrantiaHavona
January 30, 2006 at 7:10 pm

When Abe thinks “Whatever, it was just pee.” I noticed that in the next panel right after it, he was washing his mouth out. So I took it to mean that…that well….something must have transpired in this mysterious bathroom that resulted in….well you get it!

::squirts water into mouth from water bottle with “you get it!?” motion::

Pimpman
January 30, 2006 at 8:17 pm

Genious as usual Bernie oh and I have to say that does it really matter if you pee in the sink or not because both the urinal and the sink lead to the sewer… unless their is a ghetto part of the sewer and a rich part of the sewer… THE MOLE PEOPLE I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rick
January 30, 2006 at 8:41 pm

fun-ny, the air freshener was defending himself! i dont blame it! i would spray abe that much too! :wink:

Khushi
January 30, 2006 at 8:58 pm

UrantiaHavona wrote:
When Abe thinks “Whatever, it was just pee.” I noticed that in the next panel right after it, he was washing his mouth out. So I took it to mean that…that well….something must have transpired in this mysterious bathroom that resulted in….well you get it!

::squirts water into mouth from water bottle with “you get it!?” motion::

oh god… that is sickening.

but love the comic, bernie!

Xhydra
January 30, 2006 at 10:03 pm

Why is Abe upside-down in one of the bottom panels?

Ipsa
January 31, 2006 at 1:05 am

He has to be clean and fresh smelling everywhere?

I always kinda thought it weird that the bathroom deodorizers always seemed to go off after the toilets flushed. I guess they’re on timers.

tragichero
January 31, 2006 at 1:49 am

At my new job we have the timer activated air fresheners, and more disturbingly sensor activated soap dispensers. What’s so disturbing about the soap machines you ask? well they’re cylinder shaped and currently filled with vanilla soap, so needless to say I often find myself taking the Abe approach rather than cleaning my hands by pleasuring a machine.

Blaster
January 31, 2006 at 4:02 am

I have never in my life seen an air freshener that looks like that, so I was slightly confused at first. :oops:

Antidistinctlyminty
January 31, 2006 at 10:02 am

Does Alien pee have the same properties as their blood?
If so, that could never JUST be pee. Abe’s selling his produce short. It is Uber-pee.

That’s probably what’s in the Holy Grail.
Or, like, the Holey Grail. Cos of the burning.

Oh, burning pee. That’s never a good sign, is it?

Hey, welcome to Digression City! Population… umm… is that Billy Warlock?

Jazon Woorheez
January 31, 2006 at 1:31 pm

UrantiaHavona wrote:
When Abe thinks “Whatever, it was just pee.” I noticed that in the next panel right after it, he was washing his mouth out. So I took it to mean that…that well….something must have transpired in this mysterious bathroom that resulted in….well you get it!

Or maybe he was just drinking some water?


January 31, 2006 at 3:54 pm

Jazon Woorheez wrote:

UrantiaHavona wrote:
When Abe thinks “Whatever, it was just pee.” I noticed that in the next panel right after it, he was washing his mouth out. So I took it to mean that…that well….something must have transpired in this mysterious bathroom that resulted in….well you get it!

Or maybe he was just drinking some water?

I thought the same. He may talk like a human but he probably still acts like an alien ;P

Holly Resurrected
February 1, 2006 at 2:02 am

Jazon Woorheez wrote:

UrantiaHavona wrote:
When Abe thinks “Whatever, it was just pee.” I noticed that in the next panel right after it, he was washing his mouth out. So I took it to mean that…that well….something must have transpired in this mysterious bathroom that resulted in….well you get it!

Or maybe he was just drinking some water?

Well it has to be significant in some way, or Bernie wouldn’t have devoted a panel to it. What does it mean??

The ending was one of those moments where you’re laughing your head off even though you have no idea what you just read. What’s so funny? It’s an air freshener calling for help from other air fresheners! Abe is too smelly! Baahaahaa! Another great one, Bernie :D

Telveryon
February 1, 2006 at 5:38 am

Sheer bliss! Someone pleas invent a machine that can take me to Faerun so that I can Bring Bernie a big pile of gold!

Digitaaliklosetti
February 1, 2006 at 8:13 am

You’d propably just be killed by priests of Helm, or something.

Besides, considering that you, whom I assume to be a pretty common member of the general public, would be able to get your hands on such a machine, everyone would go and get gold, too.

The value of gold would drop like Titanic with lead weights. You might as well give him a bowl of shit.

A steaming bowl of shit, too.

Gwain
February 1, 2006 at 2:08 pm

that’s the trick, with a machine like that i would collect DIRT!.

noone tought about that, eh? ;)

mattblack
February 1, 2006 at 5:21 pm

Panel one is based on real life too, isn’t it?

And for everyone who can’t figure it out: Abe is not going to wash his hands because it was just pee and he did not take a dump. So, he drinks the water instead. That’s all.
-m-

Rift Wolf
February 4, 2006 at 5:12 am

I thought it had something to do with drinking from the tap being an odious personal habit (Get your GURPS speak out), especially when you’re in a restaurant anyway.

As for his head being upside down in one of the panels, I guess it’s a ‘looking at it curiously from different angles’ kind of shot. Either that or Bernie felt he couldn’t sell us short by repeating the same frame twice (Grins unconvincingly).

Blaster
February 27, 2006 at 5:07 am

I just noticed that they have air fresheners like this at the gym. I just wanted to share that.

Mjulinir
June 26, 2008 at 12:58 am

I’ve totally had one of those things spray me in the face. It was very unpleasant and it got in my eyes.

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