March 6, 2006 at 7:01 am

Wow, I Did it! I can dance the First Post Dance! *wohooo!!!*

Really great Comic, but something was really disturbing: I googled for “Weapons of Ass Destruction”… and something came up!!! THERE ARE THREE PARTS OF IT!! *shock*

Well, anyhow, I really love your comic, it always makes my (mon)day!


March 6, 2006 at 7:15 am

Clinton strikes back

big al
March 6, 2006 at 7:36 am

Cool one! “My balls are in a blue state” – I know the feeling, Abe…

Corinna wears the same old thing everytime we see her, but she’s the kind of chick that can pull it off.

BTW, I know you can’t stand these things, but Bernie – shouldn’t it be “youR secret service”?

Kurosaki Ichigo
March 6, 2006 at 8:00 am

Great, again.

March 6, 2006 at 8:05 am

presidential hard-on strikes back! :D

March 6, 2006 at 9:01 am

NO MORE YEARS NO MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REally nice comic today Bernie your comics are one of the reasons why I’m still alive :shock: well thanks again for the comic and you have yourself a kick ass day man

Master Chainsaw
March 6, 2006 at 9:50 am

bernieh should get the Nobel prize for best last panel ever. Blue state… genius.

March 6, 2006 at 10:33 am

I hate it when people interrupt my “private movie time” too….

Great stuff, as usual, Bernie.

March 6, 2006 at 11:28 am


A very good one. I knew Clinton’s appearance wasn’t a one-timer!

Brilliant as usual, only one drawback: did Theo actually notice Abe’s mother was a Xenomorph? It would’ve been so much funnier if he didn’t (“my.. what’s up with those earrings?”).

March 6, 2006 at 11:43 am

Ass destruction weapons …lol
Preston looks so stressed better for him having a break…

Alternate Spideygal
March 6, 2006 at 11:54 am

I think Preston needs to have some private movie time too…>.>

Or follow Corinna and Clinton on their date using his cloaking powers and just fuck up the entire date. Trip Clinton while he’s walking. Call Hilary and tell her where the two is at and just have this big thing happen. Wahaha I feel evil just giving out Ideas like that! muahaha!

yea…this post was edited for your pleasure…

March 6, 2006 at 1:47 pm

The last panel I consider my birthday present from you Bernie.

Awesome as usual. It’s gonna get better with Preston doing the Clinton hating <3

Darth Vader
March 6, 2006 at 2:20 pm

Oh!! Cockblocked by Former President Clinton!!!

Looks like the Predator still has feelings for Corinna!!

Ouch thats gotta hurt!

Plus the Predator interupted the Alien’s Private Movie Time, just before he let loose the Alien Juice!!!

Man is there no Privacy in that Apartment!? :x

Luckily for the Alien he didnt see Theo in the living room or else he would have given Theo an Asswhoopin for slamin it to the Alien Queen, otherwise known as the Alien’s Mom!

March 6, 2006 at 3:43 pm

aww.. jealousy. how cute.

i didn’t even notice the “ass destruction”.. i skimmed over that part and i really thought it was “mass”. O_o

funny stuff, bernie!

Rift Wolf
March 6, 2006 at 3:43 pm

Yay! I knew Bill Clinton would return, albeit in unseen date form!
I feel bad for Preston though, having to go another week without reciprocation from Corinna. Sometimes I know his pain of unrequited attraction. The Predator demands requittance. REQUITTANCE!

I thought Theo ‘noticed’ Abe’s mom (How could you not?) was a xenomorph, but could only find fault with her earrings.

Robot Chicken Koko
March 6, 2006 at 4:11 pm

I think it would be an honor to be cockblocked by a former president.

“My balls are in a blue state.” :lol:

March 6, 2006 at 5:01 pm


March 6, 2006 at 5:07 pm

Did “Weapon of Ass Destruction” have George Bush star in it? *blech*

Ooh, Corrina’s Date #1! Can’t wait to see the next one.

Uncle Whippity
March 6, 2006 at 6:38 pm

I love Corinna. She just takes Theo’s tastes in her stride.

Where can I find one like her?

1st Lt. Azrael
March 6, 2006 at 11:26 pm

Nice comic today, I like how Theo is back, but why is’nt Abe beating the crap outta him?

And to think, I woke up at 6am, and considered using my computer around 6:50…

Darth Vader
March 7, 2006 at 10:37 pm

The Predator has had it with the Alien pissin his water bottle, he has no choice but to kick his Ass!!!

Plus the Alien’s breath Stinks!

Alternate Spideygal
March 8, 2006 at 11:25 am

Then give him a mint, Darth Vader! *hands alien a mint* there! great breath for the entire Xeno race! *also gives one to Abe so that his dates would work out* Maybe Abe should tell women he’s a famous “actor.” Then maybe he wouldn’t be home doing the McNasty to himself. lol…McNasty…I crack myself up.

March 8, 2006 at 2:21 pm

Congrats on the munchkins’ birthdays! That’s awesome!

March 9, 2006 at 8:01 am

SO! Has Corina seen that Clinton wants her to BACK his ELECTION or…




Cheers Bernie, ALP is ace!

Robot Chicken Koko
March 9, 2006 at 5:16 pm

wait, why the hell is she wearing glasses? has she always worn glasses?

March 9, 2006 at 5:54 pm

Who, Corinna? Yah, they met in a an eyedoctor office…err, whatever.

March 12, 2006 at 7:59 am

Go Preston! God damn Bill Clinton! :lol:

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