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MrCeleron
July 3, 2008 at 4:27 pm

First post.

Poor A-Rod doesn’t know what he is getting into. On the other hand I never liked him anyway.

Purebreedalien
July 3, 2008 at 4:28 pm

I don’t live in America therefore I don’t watch Baseball therefore I didn’t really get much of it but I think it was good :?: :?

Army of Darkness
July 3, 2008 at 6:44 pm

Celebraties always seem to end up dating eachother, and rarely date ‘normal’ people; its like wife-swaping + inbreeding/incest almost…

Nice to see Jesus making a come-back in ALP.

Fire
July 4, 2008 at 12:04 am

nice to see another strip out, keep up the good work bernieh :)

StKev
July 4, 2008 at 12:59 am

A-Rod?
Couldn’t hurt to be him.
$millions+babes, What else is there?
Enlightenment?
I’d trade in a NY minute.

lol
July 4, 2008 at 1:34 am

Madonna?

I still find it hard to believe she was EVER a sex symbol. I allways felt she went from annoying performer who thought doing things designed to cause shock made her cutting edge to slightly creepy old lady allmost overnight.

Of course a lot of people say she was the first female performer to do this, but if im the first girl to fuck 60 guys in one night does that make me edgy? or just the first slut?

Rikugan Chui Bloo
July 4, 2008 at 5:14 am

Wo0t, Jesus is back.

w00hoo
July 4, 2008 at 5:21 am

lol wrote:
Of course a lot of people say she was the first female performer to do this, but if im the first girl to fuck 60 guys in one night does that make me edgy? or just the first slut?

Personally, I reckon just suggesting this on the wonder that is the interweb should qualify you as ‘edgy’ :-)

lol
July 4, 2008 at 8:44 am

Touché

Army of Darkness
July 4, 2008 at 11:52 am

Question: is lol a girl or guy?

I wouldnt mind sleeping with 60 girls in one night, buy I’d be knackered by the morning.

And yes, Madonna isnt edgy, just a creepy old woman who steals african children..

Blaster
July 4, 2008 at 12:34 pm

Bah, how old are you rugrats?
Although I never found Madonna to be especially sexy, I do admire her efforts to challenge repressive social mores.

I’m not sure where the "fucking 60 guys in one night" thing came from, lol. Is Madonna alleged to have done this?

BenPanced
July 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Wow. He dates women in alphabetical order according to last name?!

lol
July 5, 2008 at 2:10 am

I’m not sure where the "fucking 60 guys in one night" thing came from, lol. Is Madonna alleged to have done this?

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No no, I was just using an over exaggerated metaphor. As long as I’ve been aware of her I’ve always believed that attempts to “challenge repression” was nothing more than attention whoring, basically once she started she had to keep topping herself. If a new artist did this today they would be torn to pieces by the press and by society.

And Army, if you ever get to sleep with 50 girls in one night and survive, the beers on me!

Blaster
July 5, 2008 at 3:36 am

lol wrote:
If a new artist did this today they would be torn to pieces by the press and by society(emphasis added)

Perhaps because they would simply be copying the originator? ;-)

Well, sufficed to say, she got a reaction out of you–which is likely the point. Though I wonder what your choice of the "over exaggerated metaphor" says about said reaction.

lol
July 5, 2008 at 4:38 am

That i like lots of girls? :D

Aurelyn
July 5, 2008 at 7:35 am

I think Madonna’s great.

[yoda]Look that good when you are her age you will not.[/yoda]

Boy can she move, too.

StKev
July 5, 2008 at 9:38 am

I’m with LOL.
I lived near an elementary school on Manhattan’s East Side (78 & York) during the time Madonna and Micheal Jackson were having enormous hits on radio and MTV. It was the height of creepy to see little girls in corsets over their clothes and little boys in capes and single gloves. You know how teachers take whole classes for walks single file? Maybe half were dressed that way.
Look around you, that generation is in their mid-twenties now.
How’s that for edgy?

graylensman
July 7, 2008 at 8:36 am

"how do you feel, now that A-Rod is dating your mom?" LOL!!!

Looks like Jesus and Abe have something in common, now. I mean, besides winning personalities.

InvalidUserID
July 7, 2008 at 7:11 pm

If only we had the technology to be able to watch other people’s memories…I’d buy Derek Jeter’s.

Of course, chopped up and only the good parts like Alba, Biel, Brewster, WS wins, etc and not stuff like walking around the Yankee showers or dropping a deuce.

Yeah…ok.

bernieh
July 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm

InvalidUserID wrote:
If only we had the technology to be able to watch other people’s memories…I’d buy Derek Jeter’s.

Ah, Strange Days.

… but think of how expensive his particular disc would be. In the early days of this technology, all we’d probably be able to afford is someone like Rodney Dangerfield.

Sal
July 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm

Aurelyn wrote:
I think Madonna’s great.

[yoda]Look that good when you are her age you will not.[/yoda]

Boy can she move, too.

i hear you, mate.

InvalidUserID
July 8, 2008 at 1:07 am

bernieh wrote:

InvalidUserID wrote:
If only we had the technology to be able to watch other people’s memories…I’d buy Derek Jeter’s.

Ah, Strange Days.

… but think of how expensive his particular disc would be. In the early days of this technology, all we’d probably be able to afford is someone like Rodney Dangerfield.

Meh, I’m sure Netflix would have it eventually. If not, I could probably buy one from a Nigerian in Chinatown. :)

lol
July 8, 2008 at 2:39 am

Id watch Nicole Kidman’s.

Mainly in the shower.

graylensman
July 8, 2008 at 8:41 am

InvalidUserID wrote:
If only we had the technology to be able to watch other people’s memories…I’d buy Derek Jeter’s.

Of course, chopped up and only the good parts like Alba, Biel, Brewster, WS wins, etc and not stuff like walking around the Yankee showers or dropping a deuce.

Yeah…ok.

But, you know, Derek Jeter dropping a deuce isn’t like you or me dropping a deuce. It’d be… Jeterrific.

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