June 12, 2006 at 10:41 am

Whats the picture of the judge from?

June 12, 2006 at 10:48 am

Ok, I REGISTERED just to comment on today’s comic, it was absolutely hilarious!! i really think i wet myself just a little. I watch all those dateline specials and although i never do, apart of me wants to giggle at those guys idiotic excuses/reactions, so this was right up my alley. You knocked it out of the park with this one :lol:

June 12, 2006 at 10:54 am

What?! I really didn’t see that one coming…

Very nice, but disturbing (I mean I find it disturbing that I’m worried about a fictional character as outlandish as a predator living in New York represented by an action figure…)

Uncle Whippity
June 12, 2006 at 11:01 am

Wrong wrong wrong – but I laughed out loud.

Poor Preston.

June 12, 2006 at 11:12 am

Preston’s suit is pimptacular.

Edited: Okay, now I realize it’s a prison jumpsuit. He pulls it off, though!

Private Whore
June 12, 2006 at 11:34 am

Haha, amazing. That really made my day.

June 12, 2006 at 12:06 pm

What, no screaming, flailing and crying this time? You guys surprise me time after time.

Also best punchline in months.

Army of Darkness
June 12, 2006 at 12:28 pm

Sheer brilliance. You cant help but smerk when reading this comic, and that episode just cracks me up cos’ its so true. Bernie rocks!

June 12, 2006 at 1:45 pm

Preston is surprisingly hot in that orange prison jumper. That’s one convict I wouldn’t mind getting visitation rights with. *snerk*

June 12, 2006 at 3:56 pm

And I thought Abe was the one to get into a legal mess.

June 12, 2006 at 5:08 pm

talk about a depression kill strip. Very evil, witty and damn-right true, it’s a bit fucked up that a few centuries ago, 13 was a prime age to have kids. hahahahahahha well, I can just see abe kissing the glass while he is on the phone talking to preston who is in jail. Man and are those nephews funny as fuck, deviant little bastards. Keep up the good work. Man, I hate waiting till monday.

Rikugan Chui Bloo
June 12, 2006 at 5:50 pm

Hahahaha! That came out of nowhere! Seriously, I expected one of those little guys to be in there, but not play a role like that!


June 12, 2006 at 5:53 pm

very good one, made my day yet again :D

also it’s funny that i read this just after having seen hard candy

June 12, 2006 at 7:21 pm

Absolutely wonderful! Love how this comic always seems to suprise me. Keep up the good work…you know at some point Bernieh really should consider turning AlP into a comic book, not just an online one but one you could buy at a bookstore…I’d buy it lol

June 12, 2006 at 9:08 pm

Thanks Bernie. AVP is hilarious pretty consistently, but that was over the top.

June 12, 2006 at 9:09 pm

I have reason for life on mondays thanks to you Bernie yeah that was funny especially the judge which reminds me of a story about one my history told me but I’ll have to send a private e-mail to you because it would make a great comic in the future

June 12, 2006 at 10:12 pm

Whoa! That was unexpected! Great stuff Bernie.

June 12, 2006 at 11:40 pm

[color=green:935c3712cc]That was hilarious! Made me think of the Simpsons. :lol: [/color:935c3712cc]

1st Lt. Azrael
June 12, 2006 at 11:41 pm


"Sex Predator!"

June 13, 2006 at 12:57 am

Can someone say…

June 13, 2006 at 12:59 am


If Blue was that evil, I can’t wait to see how bad Red is…

June 13, 2006 at 8:39 am

My face hurts from laughing…. BRILLIANT!

June 13, 2006 at 10:58 am

Right on the wrong side of the edge yet again Bernie.

Well done that man. :D

June 13, 2006 at 12:17 pm

April 7, 2006

Still, I found it kind of funny at the end with the disjointed phrases.

Rikugan Chui Bloo
June 13, 2006 at 5:37 pm

angelus_raptor wrote:

If Blue was that evil, I can’t wait to see how bad Red is…

You make me scared…

June 13, 2006 at 10:08 pm

Oh man that was hilarious. I can just imagine Preston’s look. "What! Who the heck are you! …Oh crap…"

And the double meaning behind that punchline, I never realized it until now. Thank you Bernie. Now I won’t be able to keep a straight face should anyone ever say that in my presence.


June 13, 2006 at 11:46 pm

I also registered just for this one… oh lord that’s sick. In a good way.

June 14, 2006 at 9:07 am

i want to see Preston’s attorney’s face!

coz in my mind’s eye she’s sexy… sexy and wears glasses…. uhuhuh…

June 14, 2006 at 4:35 pm

Witty new twist on an old and soon-to-be-tired joke, with a poignant "this is taboo resulting in every discussion having only one side, no matter the circumstance" touch of satire. Brilliantly executed!

The rest of this post isn’t very funny and for that I apologize and blame too much caffeine and not enough actual sleep.

That said, Dateline — as mentioned in the previous AlP — goes on for 5 pages of crowing about how they lured perverts in, promsing them sex with minors before getting to — under the fold (old newspaper term), mind you — the actual mitigation factor to this "epidemic" which is "Teens need to know that more than just their friends are reading what they post." ( Oh, and, you know, maybe refrain from handing out your phone number and physical address to every kook and pervert that hits you up in a chat room.

Really, back before we had this new-fangled "Interweb" thing, all kids had to be worried about were strangers with candy. Oh, and family members and "friends" of the family that accounted for some 80%+ of all reported sexual assaults on children. I suppose from this point of view, we should be thankful for trolling perverts — statistically and completely sarcastically speaking, they make our friends and family "relatively" safer.

Don’t misconstrue this as some kind of "perverts are good and normal" post. The point of this post is that we need to teach kids how to actively defend themselves from freaks and perverts, and not just fearfully simper or try to coyly talk it away. They are prey because they don’t fight back against the will of the predator — and that’s why the situation continues to exist.

::K (could say something about some of his friends that were victims of sexual assault, but thinks that pointing to the "Do you have protection?" scene in John Woo’s "Face/Off" would be a more fitting item to close with.)

June 15, 2006 at 1:09 am


Alternate Spideygal
June 16, 2006 at 12:49 am

Hehehe…Poor Pres, I hope the prison mates are kind to him! I’d hate to be Pres when he drops the soap…

June 18, 2006 at 11:07 am

Sooooo…. I’m an idiot. I didn’t see this thread for whatever reason and posted my comment in the aLp section for lack of finding this one. I’ll attempt to recreate what I was going to say, but no guarantees that it will be nearly as eloquent as the last time, since that one was deleted.

An interesting fact about the Statutory Rape laws in the state of New Hampshire: Anyone under the age of 16 cannot legally engage in any sexual activity. A former judge turned teen advocate cited an example where a friend of his had a 16 year-old boy who had sex with his 15 year-old girlfriend of 2 years. The father of the girl pressed charges and the boy had to register as a sex offender, spend a short time in jail (a week, I believe, which is long as hell when you’re the one who’s been locked up, but…), and go to classes to help him "rehabilitate."

So for any young men out there, make sure you read the laws carefully and, if you are going to break them, the only place that is safe is the comfort of one’s home. Be careful out there.

June 19, 2006 at 9:05 pm

zeev is hilarious! :D

June 20, 2006 at 1:38 am

LOL! Nice.


December 15, 2008 at 1:44 pm

I’d like to rate this 42 times with 5 stars… Man this cracks me up whenever i read it :-D

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