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Adrian
June 2, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Its obviously just raw eggs that nail you :)

Zed
June 2, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Yay new ALP!! Abe had I LOLing straight off!

wrincewind
June 2, 2011 at 3:17 pm

awesome as usual, man. i’m honestly kind of glad to be back to the old school randomness. big plot heavy story arcs are fun and all, but it was obviously weighing you down, and i come here to laugh!

Antony
June 2, 2011 at 4:40 pm

HAH. But he does it out of love.

Anyway, glad to see you’re back, Bernie. I missed ALP.

Mandingo
June 2, 2011 at 5:03 pm

BERNIE’S BACK, MAN!

erick
June 2, 2011 at 6:41 pm

i love u bernie!this comics take out huges stress

Brian
June 2, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Honestly, I was waiting for the time travel storyline to be over, so we could back to the real stuff. I hope you can figure out how to handwave the time travel thing away. I don’t mind long storylines, but not ones that change the underlying theme of the comic.

Marynorn
June 2, 2011 at 7:54 pm

My cousin has the same problem – raw egg white = anaphylaxis, cooked egg white = tasty snack. Apparently the cooking process denatures the protein she’s allergic to, turning it into harmless food.

Bazm
June 2, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Mmmmm… sweet sweet chicken embyos

Quillicit
June 2, 2011 at 10:28 pm

You should get the chicken omelet next time – a meal that spans two generations. Accelerate your making-up-for-lost-time campaign into a full-on poultry vendetta.

Link0066
June 2, 2011 at 10:30 pm

LMAO OMG!!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!!

shane
June 2, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Classic.

Charley
June 2, 2011 at 11:09 pm

Bernie is awesome.
Why?
‘cos he makes me smile.

Baughbe
June 3, 2011 at 6:43 am

raw vs cooked is a possible thing to look out for. Mayo has raw in it (somehow made safe). But you can also grow into and out of allergies. Much to my brother’s delight when after puberty, he didn’t have to have weekly shots against himself. (yes he was allergic to himself)

Dark Angel
June 3, 2011 at 7:30 am

Hahaha, that was a hylarious comic… (sorry by my bad english)

Beth
June 3, 2011 at 8:43 am

I’m so glad you’re over the egg thing!
Great comic! Your stories are fun, but I love the one-liners!
So, are you still allergic to eating cats and dogs? Hardly seems fair…

kristycocopop
June 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm

I was allergic to eggs as well when I was a kid and my mom was the same way. Mess up my childhood with that. (sigh)
Only when I when to high school did I start to eat eggs again.

Kyle
June 6, 2011 at 9:19 am

This is one of the funniest aLp comics I recall seeing in a while, great job Bernie!

Marvin_Arnold
June 7, 2011 at 10:08 am

How about a “time-travel update” now and then, like: “Meanwhile, in 1998…”, in-between the good ol’ sitcom randomness? That would give you more time to bring it to an end (or keep it forever) without the pressure…

Charley
June 9, 2011 at 2:53 am

Hey Marvin, that’s a good suggestion! I second it.

Dinger
June 15, 2011 at 8:24 am

Is Preston still reading the same newspaper from last comic? I though it got burned up in the explosion.

MrIhunter
June 16, 2011 at 8:34 pm

Poor Preston, u think he would have learned by now

dune
June 22, 2011 at 2:04 am

@Dinger the storylines are no longer connected.

Bernieh, while the joke in this comic is, well, puerile, the fact that Abe’s doing it makes it priceless!

Marvin_Arnold
June 22, 2011 at 4:52 am

On the other hand, if this story isn’t connected to the time-travel storyline, then why is Preston still wearing a suit?

Marvin_Arnold
June 22, 2011 at 4:59 am

Never mind, I just dug through the archive and he started wearing it a few numbers before the TTSL started. Still, he should lose it. I hate it!

Butterypoo
June 28, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Ummm……. dammit, I hate no updates… maybe we could at least have a ‘gonna be late this time round’ so we know it hasn’t been mothballed and they are still alive… sorry…emotional scarring from the recent drought of ALP….

Marvin_Arnold
July 1, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Hope the egg allergy didn’t kick in the last weeks…

Axis
July 17, 2011 at 9:31 pm

…. this is a very depressing moment for me….. i just caught up with the comic…. now i have to actually WAIT for the awesome to arrive….. SOMEONE KILL ME. ;A;

Jay
July 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm

dude at least just say if you’re alive, don’t just ignore your fans.

JP
August 2, 2011 at 6:22 am

were are you! =(

JP
August 2, 2011 at 6:28 am

we need an update fast, it’s been a whole month! 8′(

Kyle
August 3, 2011 at 8:26 am

So sad that nothing has been happening here Bernie :-{ I was hopeful that aLp was truly back, but I am not so sure at this point. If you want to stop doing the comic, please just let us know. I think it frustrates everyone though when you say things like probably be back next week with a new one, and then it still doesn’t happen for over a month. So please, just keep us informed of what your plan is.

Drake
August 3, 2011 at 9:27 am

This was one of the nets great comics. Too bad it’s gone the way of the dodo. Removing Alien loves Predator from my bookmarks. :(

Dinger
August 3, 2011 at 9:28 am

updates every 1-2 weeks…. APRIL FOOLS!

Marvin_Arnold
August 4, 2011 at 8:58 am

I’m starting to think the eggs have won…

Datruthjigga
August 4, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Congratulations on being the only person to have been positively impacted by the obama presidency…

Link0066
August 5, 2011 at 2:24 am

Well this is sad…

Anentte
August 6, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Abe as Bike! From a German News page.
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-71174.html

Jeff
August 12, 2011 at 8:05 am

AlP has always been one of the best web comics around. Please don’t leave us hanging.

butterypoo
August 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Sorry…but gonna say it…. just an update or something B-Man… u are on twitter butdont have time to say yay or nay to future editions??? Plain rude man…. plain rude :-(

Jeff
August 15, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Whatever. If there’s no update by September 1st I’m taking this out of my bookmarks.

Knutz
August 16, 2011 at 11:13 am

is it next week yet?

butterypoo
August 16, 2011 at 8:02 pm

At least last time we had a status update….oooh…. maybe 20th cenfury Fox have sued him….. or threatened to if he uses this site again….

Nick/Tyrong
August 19, 2011 at 10:47 pm

Hey Jeff, relax. he’s gone longer without an update. Annoying, but….

Jay
August 19, 2011 at 11:26 pm

FROM BERNIE VIA FACEBOOK:

Alien Loves Predator: Hey guys, I’ve been crazy busy, sorry I haven’t even let you know what’s going on. In September I’ll have new comics. I’ll try to post a more official news post this week.

Matt
August 30, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Amazing that he even failed on the promise of an official news post… Maybe next year we’ll get something…

PhoenixM
August 31, 2011 at 3:15 pm

How to resolve the Time Travel storyline in two or three episodes:

1. They use the “talk to the future” device to ask Dr. Zizmor how Will Smith ended up running for president. It happened because of an off-hand comment Corinna made to the Fresh Prince when she and Freddy ran into him while watching the making of Men in Black II in 2002.

2. They use the device again to call Freddy in 2002 (asking for some chinese takeout) just before he and Corinna would have talked to Will Smith. Freddy immediately hops into his time machine with Corinna to bring them the food, and therefore they never talk to Will Smith.

3. Corinna and Freddy come to Al Gore’s lab with the chinese, and Preston talks them into a ride back to the future – which is now back to its original timeline, with no Will Smith as president.

Done.

Link0066
September 1, 2011 at 3:34 am

woah! that good:D

Marvin Arnold
September 6, 2011 at 5:31 am

I prefer the Monty Python method:

(The situation becomes deadly hopeless.)

Caption: “SCENE MISSING”

(Abe and Preston are standing on Brooklyn Bridge. It is 2011, and everything is back to normal.)

Abe: “What an amazing escape!”

(Sunset over Manhattan)

Abe: “Care for some Chinese food?”

(End)

Bernie, you can have these lines for free.

A Non-Y Mouse
September 6, 2011 at 9:54 pm

Now why am I reminded of Wally in this strip?

Lol
November 1, 2011 at 8:43 pm

November 1st.

Guess he died. Again. Oh well.

Fabio
November 8, 2011 at 8:35 pm

Now I get the April Fools comic strip. It was on us…

Marvin_Arnold
November 9, 2011 at 4:58 am

Right. I’ve now officially given up on any update. Deleting bookmark.

Marie
November 12, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Hilarious comic!

My brother is allergic to eggs– he is also allergic to peanuts, strawberries, dairy, and soy as well!

Joseph
November 21, 2011 at 11:40 pm

I check this website about once a month, and was pleasantly surprised when I didn’t see 346…again. Then those updates, so short-lived, stopped. I’d really like to know, are you going to reboot the series or is it officially dead? I want a straight answer, cause coming back here all the time is getting depressing.

Zayne Carsick
November 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm

WHERE IS MY READING MATERIAL?!?!!? U BE MAKIN’ ME SAD!

Ninjastefano
December 15, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Hey :( no more ALP’s ? I have your website favorited, but now it seems you just quit? will there be new ones coming anytime soon?…

a fan

Boris
December 22, 2011 at 5:41 am

I too would like to see ALP come back to life! How are you, Bernie?

Marvin_Arnold
December 23, 2011 at 7:06 am

Webcomics die every week. Two out of my three favorite webcomics have done that in the past few months, including ALP…

toh
January 20, 2012 at 9:50 pm

I think the “permalink to this episode” should just point to the home page.

Anonymous
February 6, 2012 at 10:56 pm

This shit is deader than Elvis.

JeffK627
February 7, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Just finish the time travel story. Then you can stop. Otherwise you’re a dick.

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February 12, 2012 at 2:06 am

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Wir haben auch einen Blog, da werden Produkte angeboten, die dein Leben erheblich verbessern können. Es gibt hier auch nur original Produkte, also keine billigen Kopien aus Asien oder so. Du kannst uns auch gerne einen Kommentar hinterlassen!

Marvin Arnold
March 1, 2012 at 1:02 pm

It’s indeed about time for this dead blog to get taken over by spammers…

Charlie
March 12, 2012 at 10:31 pm

I’ve figured out how the time travel story ends*!!!

They end up here:

http://alienlovespredator.com/2004/10/12/unavoidable-delay/

and then the story starts over again

*at this point I’m just glad the archives are still up. RIP ALP.

Justin M
April 1, 2012 at 10:31 am

Topical!

Alex
April 4, 2012 at 12:00 am

happy anniversary bernie, we miss you

Big Dick
April 11, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Bernie we miss you. Update sometime, if you don’t, thank you for all the laughs I could ever ask for. There isn’t a book for the comics, so I might just save my favorites with you’re permission. Thank you.

-One of you’re loyal readers

scott wilson
April 21, 2012 at 7:32 am

Hi Bernie, I will not follow the example of the jerks here demanding things from you, we’re your fans not your boss…but I would ask for a communication. Valves example of silence only angers the fans, rather take from Fireflys example…any ending is better than none. Thanks for everything so far, hope you can make a return some time.

Gordon
June 3, 2012 at 3:12 pm

It’s the one-year-and-one-day anniversary since the last post – happy anniversary!
I’ve been checking aLp every week since 2010, and will continue to do so until they cut off my internet feed.

If I’ll see something – I’ll say something.

ParkAllie
June 18, 2012 at 12:56 pm

It’s been two-effin’-years waiting and no new posts D:<
WE WANT MORE !!

RoystonVasey
June 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Its pretty safe to say this is pretty much finished now.

Shame.

It was great.

rezazel
July 7, 2012 at 1:24 pm

a more proper title for this episode would have been “ALPs Groundhog Day” :-)

Marvin Arnold
July 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Some closure, a final comic or at least a “bye” or something would’ve been nice, though.

Anonymous
July 17, 2012 at 7:19 am

ciao bro, and thank for all the laughs.

Marvin_Arnold
August 27, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Maybe he died? The eggs, you know?

DefendingTheWeak
September 22, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Why is it, when I read these, I hear Predator as Billy Dee Williams & Alien as Zorak…?

Andross
December 28, 2012 at 11:39 am

How about a game ?

You wake up in your bedroom, still a bit tired from lastnight prunes and boxed-wine party. In your room there’s you computer that’s turned off and a pile of your clothes.
In front of you is the door leading to the bathroom and on your left there’s a window.

What do you do ?

Charley
January 25, 2013 at 1:17 pm

Looking forward to this new app and more aLp!

Alan
February 27, 2013 at 1:52 pm

No ALP, I guess since that app didn’t make him make ALP, nothing will. Remember people, there’s a webcomic called Pirate Cove, It has an archive that goes back to 2001, it usually updates Mon thru Fri, barring the creator doesn’t get the occasional cold. http://piratecove.jb.org/ You won’t regret going there, trust me!

korede
April 3, 2013 at 6:21 am

i can’t just stop laughing at this.

Jeff
April 3, 2013 at 1:30 pm

Well, today I was thinking, “I wonder if Bernie ever drew any new AlP comics, or announced that it’s done, or *anything*.” Guess I have my answer. Fuck you, Bernie, you really let your fans down. At this point I won’t come back to this page even if you do an AlP/Dr. McNinja/Doctor Who crossover with live video of Matt Smith.

MOAR
June 8, 2013 at 2:21 pm

Can we have MOAR ALP please?

Fen
July 18, 2013 at 3:43 pm

Bernie, you should do a followup comic just to spite Jeff from three comments ago. Maybe even post the first two frames somewhere else and the punchline on this page, just so he can’t see how it ends.

Karlo
September 14, 2013 at 9:13 pm

In the meantime, I started making stopmotion animation that features our 2 favourite species. Obviously inspired by ALP, I just hope my humour is as LOL as Bernie’s. Here’s a sample

Visit my blog for more! http://k01001100.blogspot.ca

Karlo
September 14, 2013 at 9:20 pm

Oops, here’s the sample Vine video:

“Alien and his homemade Friday The 13 mask pranks Predator.”

https://vine.co/v/hnhtztPqQi2

the glades
October 5, 2013 at 4:28 am

Sant Ritz is more than just a home. Its combination of condominium status with contemporary ville living.the glades

Johan
October 11, 2013 at 8:44 am

Lack of new comics… Maybe I’ll just start over.

Also, fun; Vintage ads

Pia
October 17, 2013 at 10:49 am

I have egg allergies too. I get hives and a stomach ache. But I can still eat it if it is baked into something. so weird.

BobLovesAlienLovesPredator
October 29, 2013 at 4:24 pm

Mr. Hou,
I miss your fine & funny comic.
I hope you are well & happy.
Thanks for the many excellent laughs.
– Bob

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