July 3, 2006 at 10:48 am

Eating contests – I was never good at those

July 3, 2006 at 11:42 am

The last panel cracked me up.

July 3, 2006 at 12:11 pm

it was hilarious in the last panel, and i liked the split the hotdog-atom idea :lol:

July 3, 2006 at 1:10 pm

I’m a big fat American, and I’ve considered this too…

…but then I remembered the Murkots. There hasnt been a Murkot born in the world who had more than 5% body fat on them, and growing up with a family of Murkots next door you always wondered why they didn’t eat. They were all so skinny!

Then I saw them eat. Bob, the best of them all, could shovel 15-16 stacked plates at an all-you-can-eat Szechwan Style chinese restaurant. They would throw you out before he would get full. We tried to find out exactly where his full meter was by throwing our own competition, and we still talk about this today.

6 Full chickens
7 Double Whoppers with Chesse and 4 Large Fries
1 Full Stouffers Pan Lazagna
8 Hot Dogs (We should have bought more)
4 Boxes of Mac & Cheese
4 Medium Dominos Pizzas

I have no idea how many cokes he drank. We had a 12 pack. It was a lot. We ran out of food. We gave him jerkey packs and bubblegum and canned beans. I mean he literally ate everything edible in the apartment.

And he left with hsi girlfriend and had an ice cream sundae at Sonic.


Lady Lunacy
July 3, 2006 at 2:02 pm


That was funny! :D

Alternate Spideygal
July 3, 2006 at 4:04 pm

Omg who sprays mace on hot dogs? I laughed my ass off.

Jazon Woorheez
July 3, 2006 at 8:55 pm

Hahaha, too awesome! The fact that Abe is spraying the hot dogs with mace clearly shows what his experience with girls is limited to.

July 3, 2006 at 9:12 pm

Great work B, the last panel really cracked me up ‘eating like a girl’ well if they’re like some of my mates girlfriends they would take one bite say they are full and ask if they look fat. But of course we all know girls don’t eat like that…..they mostly just use photosynthesis when they think we’re not watching lol :lol:

Army of Darkness
July 4, 2006 at 10:48 am

Thats a good one, Bernie. When you hear about these contests, and just how much these people can eat, my tiny mind boggles at how they fit it all in. The human stomach just cant hold that much food! It cant damn it, its impossible I say, impossible!
Anyway, that was a good episode, and I liked ‘Twisted Kaiju Theater’, also very amusing. I really must do an episode in homage to ALP on my site sometime….god it cracks me up!

July 4, 2006 at 11:00 am

where the dick can i find all-you-can-eat sushi in NYC??
even in manhattan??

if someone knows, please pass it along!

i am SO there!!!

great episode! :lol:

July 4, 2006 at 2:38 pm

jyzukowski, check a long-forgotten thread of AYCE places in New York here. I believe all of these places are still open.

BTW, seeing 2 guys eat over 50 hot dogs in High-Definition, like I did today (Kobayashi – 6 in a row, with a new record) is impressive and sickening at the same time. Almost makes me want to be a vegetarian… nah.

Curiously, how does one eat 3/4 of a hot dog?

July 4, 2006 at 7:02 pm

much appreciated, stu!

July 4, 2006 at 7:20 pm

nice :D
the last panel was indeed funny :)
*sniff*misses preston*sniff*

July 5, 2006 at 10:23 am

Kinoko is still open – 72nd st, just east of broadway, north side of street. Sushi there isn’t bad, either!

July 9, 2006 at 4:12 am

Spideygirl wrote:
Omg who sprays mace on hot dogs? I laughed my ass off.

Mace… Brilliant…

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