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OmegaSupreme
July 10, 2008 at 12:33 pm

wow almost did not get that one then I saw abe! lol very funny. oh and first day on forume and first post wow!!!

Acid Rain
July 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm

Victoria’s Secret
Con: Wife spends way too much money on underwear, I don’t care what she says
Pro: Catalog gives me something to look at while I eat cereal

And the obvious question: Why does Abe have a schlong?

Good job on the skinover though.

Aurelyn
July 10, 2008 at 12:56 pm

roflmao.

Unexpected.

Purebreedalien
July 10, 2008 at 1:25 pm

OmegaSupreme wrote:
wow almost did not get that one then I saw abe! lol very funny. oh and first day on forume and first post wow!!!

The same with me :D Excellent. Lol.

Army of Darkness
July 10, 2008 at 6:33 pm

Now that is truelly awesome, nice job Bernie dude. :lol:

I only recently figured out bra sizes- bust and cup size, thanks to one of the lad’s mags we sell at work (zoo or nuts I think it was). The girl I fancy is 32 C I believe; all I had to do was ask her too, which is amazing. Now I have ammo for her birthday and xmas time…. 8)

icatcher
July 10, 2008 at 6:56 pm

now that is sexy. future magnet or print?

InvalidUserID
July 10, 2008 at 7:02 pm

tehehe…

Is Abe posing for the crowd or simply trying to mack on the only women who won’t talk trash to him?

Bernie, is this from a recent VS display? I’ll be back in NY in a few days…I would get a kick out of seeing the actual display. GF will think I’m weird but…she already does anyways.

Acid, a wife/gf can never have too much VS although mine recently bought so much that she now as a VIP VS card *oohhhhh*.

lol
July 11, 2008 at 6:23 am

So very very wrong…

But so very very funny, nicely done!

Master Chainsaw
July 11, 2008 at 9:17 am

Quality. Although I am wondering if Bernie had to stand there and take that photo. The NYPD probably has a file on him.

Ipsa
July 11, 2008 at 9:31 am

Army of Darkness wrote:
I only recently figured out bra sizes- bust and cup size, thanks to one of the lad’s mags we sell at work (zoo or nuts I think it was). The girl I fancy is 32 C I believe; all I had to do was ask her too, which is amazing. Now I have ammo for her birthday and xmas time…. 8)

I hope she knows that you like her. I’d be very disturbed if I received underwear from some guy.

Like the comic, B.!

Army of Darkness
July 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm

:lol: Nah, Im not the stalker type- she knows Im maddly in love with her, she just goes for the asshole types rather than the shy-quiet types like me. Doesnt help that Im fat & ugly with no personality, but what the hey….

TheHornedOne
July 11, 2008 at 1:03 pm

By far, that is the best shot of Abe ever.

Billman
July 11, 2008 at 1:45 pm

So full of wrong…yet so funny. :lol:

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guyveraxe
July 11, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Acid Rain wrote:
And the obvious question: Why doesn’t Abe have a shlong?

1. He does, it’s just not between the legs.
2. Ever hear the phrase "You think with your [insert synonymous expletive for shlong here]"? Well with Abe, it’s a literal meaning.

I definitely giggled at this ALP.

Blaster
July 11, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Acid Rain wrote:
And the obvious question: Why doesn’t Abe have a shlong?

You mean "schlong." Sorry, that’s one word that I can’t bear to see misspelled. :wink:

Army of Darkness wrote:
Laughing Nah, Im not the stalker type- she knows Im maddly in love with her, she just goes for the asshole types rather than the shy-quiet types like me. Doesnt help that Im fat & ugly with no personality, but what the hey….

Dude, stop throwing your money away. I speak from experience when I say that, if she wanted to be with you, she would be with you. My all-purpose advice is: get a gym membership, get a good job, and then let the women fall into your lap. :D

Acid Rain
July 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm

I just tried to figure out what 50K was. Ugh. Don’t care anymore. Seems about as interesting as measurements for the last tux I rented.

Blaster wrote:
You mean "schlong." Sorry, that’s one word that I can’t bear to see misspelled. :wink:

Both spellings are in urbandictionary.com. In my defense, I did look there before posting. I just didn’t read past the first 2 definitions.

Also I just re-read my original post, it was supposed to read "Why DOES he have a schlong?" Pitaful.

bernieh
July 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Schlong isn’t so much "urban" as it is Yiddish. All similar Yiddish words, in English, are spelled with "sch"… schmuck, schlep, schmooze, etc. But we’ll let it slide.

Good job, Blaster, always on the schnoz.

Btw, feel free to edit your original post if you made a typo…

spindle
July 11, 2008 at 5:09 pm

the reason Abe doesn’t have a schlong is simply that aliens don’t have them, they don’t reproduce sexually, the egg drones take the queen’s eggs, ‘install’ them in areas, and when motion within a certain proximity of the egg occurs, then it hatches, and out pops a cute little facehugger, who then leaps onto the entity’s face and jams a tube down its throat, and soon after, out comes a cuddly wittle chestburster!

Spock 1701
July 11, 2008 at 7:17 pm

heh, looks like Abe is trying to "Coppa field" on the middle one’s ass.

lol
July 11, 2008 at 10:27 pm

Ok, the mods are WAY to interested in the correct spelling of various forms of the word dick.

Aurelyn
July 12, 2008 at 6:44 am

Blaster wrote:

Dude, stop throwing your money away. I speak from experience when I say that, if she wanted to be with you, she would be with you. My all-purpose advice is: get a gym membership, get a good job, and then let the women fall into your lap. :D

I seem to remember you dispensing that one before…

Rikugan Chui Bloo
July 12, 2008 at 4:53 pm

lol wrote:
Ok, the mods are WAY to interested in the correct spelling of various forms of the word dick.

Bugz Bunny wrote:
Interesting, isn’t it?

lol
July 13, 2008 at 12:33 am

I dont get it.

CaptBooyah
July 14, 2008 at 11:55 pm

To think my first post would be in a thread like this =P

Anyhow, wikipedia is, as usual, full of information Im too lazy to research elsewhere more reliable.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size (10 post limit, srsly)

Soooo a 50K bra size would a ‘lady’ whose bust is 11 inches larger than her 39" torso.

Surely Im not the only one who has ‘Brickhouse’ by the Commodores playing in his mind. I was going to demonstrate with a mock up image, but I can’t bring myself to yank it from the cloudy recesses of my imagination in fear it may burn my eyes out.

graylensman
July 16, 2008 at 9:44 am

LOL! I too had to look twice to find Abe. CaptBooyah, I think a woman who’s bra size is 50k will be permanently bent over at the waist and unable to stand upright.

spindle
July 16, 2008 at 6:44 pm

graylensman wrote:
LOL! I too had to look twice to find Abe. CaptBooyah, I think a woman who’s bra size is 50k will be permanently bent over at the waist and unable to stand upright.

or, really really really fat maybe?

graylensman
July 17, 2008 at 9:11 am

Good point, spindle. She’d need to buy two plane tickets – a seat for each boob.

CaptBooyah
July 17, 2008 at 9:17 am

I think she’ll be around the size of Big Momma.. or she’ll be extremely tall… more schnoo schnoo?

graylensman
July 21, 2008 at 10:36 am

<big grin><terrified grimace><big grin><terrified grimace>

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