January 5, 2010 at 5:52 pm

Happy Birthday to Mr. Tolkein. Great strip as always.

Neil (AoD)
January 5, 2010 at 6:25 pm

I wonder if theres a porno version; Lord of the Ringpieces ?

Liking the acid joke, and the whole general weirdness of ALP- doesnt matter which direction it takes, its still typical Abe & Preston adventures/ behaviour :)

January 5, 2010 at 6:25 pm

Poor Mexican Jesus.

January 5, 2010 at 6:32 pm

okay, i’m going to ask it.
Is that your Jesus action figure?

January 5, 2010 at 6:46 pm

Sometimes I wonder if it’s actually possible to say just Tolkien, omitting the J.R.R., of if it would be considered high treason or something ;)

Anyway, happy new year world!

January 6, 2010 at 2:05 am

@Dan: Tolkienesque would sound much better than JRRTolkienesque, so yes.

Tolkien was mildly racist as well, but then so was Gandhi, if we judge them by today’s standards.

January 6, 2010 at 7:59 am

Happy Birthday Johnny T!!!

I’m reminded of the Eddie Izzard sketch, about how the only part everyone remembers is, “duh duh duh-duh, duh duh duh-duh, duh duh duh-duh…. FIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIIIIINGS…..duh duh duh-duh, duh duh duh-duh” :-D

Awesome as always, Bernie!!

January 6, 2010 at 8:56 am

I’m confused as to why Jesus doesn’t know his own birthday

Neil (AoD)
January 6, 2010 at 7:21 pm

@ various retards- yes, its Bernie’s Jesus action figure that you can actually buy. And if you read Bernie’s comments, you realise this 3 panel strip is/was part of a larger strip that was ment to have been posted just after xmas, but wasnt as his PC crapped out, hence why yes, it was actually Jesus’s Bday ~2 weeks ago, not last week. If newbies/ noobs bothered to do a little reading of older posts ( from the beginning preferably), and read the posts to go with them, you’d know these things.

January 7, 2010 at 7:13 am

@ Neil (AoD) Dude, chill.
@ Bernie. Nice, as ever

January 7, 2010 at 9:39 am

Remember, this is an alternate reality timeline. Jesus’ birthday is ALWAYS last week, and no one ever gives a damn.

January 7, 2010 at 11:37 am

Wait…do earlier readers even know about Jesus? About his great Yankee days?

January 7, 2010 at 11:38 am

Hm, wouldn’t earlier readers not know about the great Yankee that Jesus was?

January 7, 2010 at 11:39 am

Ugh stupid crashing chrome….I apologize for the double(now triple) post!

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