October 20, 2006 at 7:17 am

Yes. Sidetables are horrible wingmen.

Also, are New York women really that desperate?

Because, you know, I’ve a few friends who don’t need beer goggles…

Edit: why, what do you know… first post!

October 20, 2006 at 7:17 am

Woo Hoo! first, and i totally thought she was looking at something else :wink: chicka bow wow! Funny as always though!

Edit: CURSE YOU MUNAN!!!!!!! (kidding of couse)

October 20, 2006 at 8:01 am

all i have to say is
Speed Dating’s back!

October 20, 2006 at 9:07 am

Yes, some of us have been desperados. So, Munan, who do you know? A davenport or chaise lounge, perhaps?

October 20, 2006 at 12:01 pm

That. Was. Fucking. Brilliant! I think I broke something…

October 20, 2006 at 12:41 pm

If you looked into a mirror while wearing beer goggles, your eyes would appear twice as beautiful because it would double the effect. It would be impossible to pull yourself away. I would give anything to see Abe have a Narcissistic episode like that…


p.s. if you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

p.p.s it would appear that i have way too much time on my hands right now.

October 20, 2006 at 1:11 pm

ahh poor abe, if only he didnt give her the beer goggles he might of got in there

October 20, 2006 at 1:13 pm

Munan wrote:
Also, are New York women really that desperate?

Pssh. Not from my experience (or lack thereof)…

I don’t know about desperation, but if you had the choice between Abe and a sexy sidetable, what would you choose? ‘Specially as we don’t actually know what the Beer Goggles(TM) do for his appearance, if anything at all.

October 20, 2006 at 1:44 pm

Wow, that side table must be pretty. How the hell would that work?

October 20, 2006 at 2:18 pm

Xhydra wrote:
Wow, that side table must be pretty. How the hell would that work?

Are you kidding? Polished, well-built and hard wood – what’s not to like?

Army of Darkness
October 20, 2006 at 4:57 pm

All girls like a bit of wood, dont they?….
Speed dating is always a good laugh, especially when its Abe trying his luck, or lack there of. All hail Bernie, king of web comics!

October 20, 2006 at 5:09 pm


October 20, 2006 at 6:03 pm

Thoroughly enjoyable…!
Poor sidetable. :(

October 20, 2006 at 10:59 pm

Good thing she wasn’t looking at a cocktail table.

Poor Abe.

October 22, 2006 at 4:21 am

This is one of the funniest comics online. You’re consistent too and the fact that you’re actually getting better as you post more often…well that just puts it into the upper crust.

I just wanna thank you for putting the extra time and effort into ALP. It’s fucking hilarious. :D

October 23, 2006 at 1:33 am

That was funny!! Three cheers for Berny!!!(did i spell that right?)

Anyway, keep up the good work!!!

:D :D :D :D

October 23, 2006 at 9:58 am

lmao, didnt check up on the updates for a while and i just read them now, there brilliant, always cheers up my day :D

October 23, 2006 at 12:09 pm

Love the speed dating strips! Love the few silent dating ones even more… #38 is my favorite :lol:

Will Abe ever find love?


Lady Lunacy
October 23, 2006 at 2:44 pm

1. LMAO @ Butch’s post.

2. Oh geeze, that comic was funny! For a moment I thought Abe was going to finally get a girl….and then the beer goggles and the side table…………perfect.

Gone Retro
October 23, 2006 at 3:13 pm

I feel sorry for Abe I hope he finds a girl.

October 24, 2006 at 3:28 am

Butch wrote:
p.s. if you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

Actually, you’d probably burn up like a spacecraft on re-entry.

October 24, 2006 at 3:32 am

Thankyou Lady Lunacy. It’s lovely that i have somewhere to jot down these thought because often enough i have to say to myself "Nope. That’s not an "out-louder". Shoosh now…"

October 24, 2006 at 7:52 am

Cortle Steeze wrote:

Butch wrote:
p.s. if you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

Actually, you’d probably burn up like a spacecraft on re-entry.

nah. you’d reach your terminal velocity luch sooner, and at a much lower speed than a space craft. you woiuld end up going at about 50-70mph (depenging on your weight and mass.)
also, you would die of thirst, not starvation.

October 25, 2006 at 10:23 pm

I think this is all rather dependent of one what is considered to be the source of gravity. I guess if the pit were really bottomless, the matter around the pit would have to go on for ever. One is essentially being attracted by an infinite amount of mass. Unless the density is distributed in such a way as to make it asymptotically approach zero as one approaches infinite distance into the hole, one might experience infinite acceleration. Hm, maybe if it were just an infinitely long tube…

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