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FB in Brooklyn
July 7, 2009 at 3:47 pm

hahahahahahahaha
oh yeah…i got the first post baby!!

Matt
July 7, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Awesome! Made my 29 year old day a 13 year old day.
MJs death is no excuse for lateness… Jerk.

Let’s rock some killzone!

zeek
July 7, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Abe ran over 5.3 million miles for a joke?!
I have a newfound respect for his commitment to being a total idiot.
Even for a xenomorph that’s a long jog!

Thelonemonk
July 7, 2009 at 4:13 pm

77340

Pierre
July 7, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Took me a while to understand it, honestly I had to read your text to see it’s “calculator humor”.

BTW my A<3P t-shirt brings out a lost of questions from people who see it. I love that! :) and of course I love the shirt as well! ;)

Anna
July 7, 2009 at 5:43 pm

Thankfully, my friends and I have never grown out of finding this kind of humour to be terribly funny! We still spell things on calculators!

Neil (AoD)
July 7, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Ditto, first time I remember doing it was back at primary school on a train journey home, been to London for a day trip. By doing it, I mean writting 80085 or 819 80085, not doing ‘it’, although in today’s world being a dad at 12 y/o isnt all that odd…..

Antony
July 7, 2009 at 7:06 pm

I think most of us used to spell things on calculators for fun. And we did it BEFORE we had graphing calculators, with their fancy-schmancy Alpha modes.

1134206

Torque
July 7, 2009 at 11:49 pm

goddamnit abe

tim
July 8, 2009 at 11:21 am

Super +1 win LOL on this one, Bernie! I didn’t have to read the text – I grokked the joke immediately.

Laime Ithil
July 8, 2009 at 12:21 pm

13 years old jokes are the best ones.

You know that kind of very quick and stupid jokes you can’t do anything else than smile, laugh and then smil again thinking that it’s very stupid…but so fun.

I Love it man :)

Charles Howlett
July 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm

http://allsizewallpapers.blogspot.com/2009/04/alien-vs-predator-3d-wallpaper.html

The REAL alp. Enjoy

Dennie Lee
July 8, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Try this on a calculator…
Dolly Parton wore a size 69 bra which was 2 2 2 times too big. She went to see Dr. X, who gave her a size 8 bra. That left her (=)…
Turn the calc around…

Neil (AoD)
July 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm

55378008 probably- old’uns are the best eh?

tim
July 10, 2009 at 7:34 am

Yeah, Dennie… write out that equation in standard elementary school notation. That will hurt less to figure out than your word problem.

Krulle
July 13, 2009 at 5:57 am

Well, at least Abe got to look at some boobies, finally.

(@Zeek: I’m not sure Abe ran all those miles, it’s a public fitness studio anyway, and it might be the total counter for that apparatus. And the speed is in those numbers too. i’m more impressed at the speed, 8008… what unit is it anyway?)

Krulle
July 13, 2009 at 6:10 am

@Dennie: somewhere you forgot something. To reach boobless 55378008, you need 6922251 * 8, where’s your 51 ?
Now I get (depending on the method of calculating):
553776 (69222 x 8)
4416 (69 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 8)

Krulle
July 13, 2009 at 6:11 am

Annoying smilies! I hate automatic conversion of text into smilies!
8) = 8 )

sco3tt
July 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm

707

John H
July 15, 2009 at 8:20 am

Bernie

Can you get your finger out of your arse and do a cartoon please.

Enough of these stupid calculator jokes.

They were old when I had my very first calculator in 1974.

The big joke then (not that it is much of a joke) was which company had a turnover of 74,631,212 (actual currency is irrelevant).

John H
July 15, 2009 at 8:23 am

A crap joke is bad enough. A crap joke you screw up is even worse.

The number in the comment above should have been 71,077,345

elis
July 17, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Hopefully I´ll meet Abe next week at Frankfurt, Germany.

http://gigerworkcatalog.com/photos/frankfurt/original/frankfurt_17.jpg

Neil (AoD)
July 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm

@elis, take a camera dude, I would love to see some more of Giger’s work. :D

sco3tt
July 20, 2009 at 9:47 am

I know this one’s been here awhile, but I laughed again when I saw it.

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