Spock 1701
November 28, 2006 at 10:37 am

HAHaha, sweet. Reminds me of the blonde joke where she was painting a room and it said, "put on two coats".

First post :D

November 28, 2006 at 11:10 am

It could only happen to Abe…or possibly a tree stump. :roll: You know, I’ll just bet his mom recommended that sort of preparation for the bird…just b/c she knows her son.

November 28, 2006 at 11:30 am

wow. that actually made me laugh, for the first time in almost a week.

November 28, 2006 at 1:50 pm

Mmm…turkey head.

November 28, 2006 at 2:00 pm

This one is so funny. I can’t tell you how many times that has happened to me. Bernie Rokz!!

Army of Darkness
November 28, 2006 at 2:06 pm

Hmm, lame. I guess Bernie ate too much turkey and went nuts…….. :?

November 28, 2006 at 8:16 pm

I loved it. Channeling Mr. Bean, eh?

November 28, 2006 at 10:41 pm

That must be a Tardis turkey, there’s no way Abe’s entire head could fit into a normal one.

November 29, 2006 at 12:59 am

Hard luck there, Abe. Once Preston and Corinna find out, I’m sure stuffing your head in a turkey will be the least of your worries.

November 29, 2006 at 4:09 am

Already one of my favourites!

ultimate skoggs
November 29, 2006 at 5:28 am

maannn… Turkey Head….. its just sooo funny… :lol:

November 29, 2006 at 6:10 am

it’s simplistic, it’s straightforward, it’s classic slapstick, it’s in-your-face (actually "on-your-head").
it’s brilliant.

November 29, 2006 at 1:05 pm

Poor turkey…

November 29, 2006 at 1:13 pm

Bernieh wrote:

This is not the alien you’re looking for. Move along.

November 30, 2006 at 12:13 pm

Thanks, Spock. Now every time someone tells a blonde joke I’ll be picturing an Alien instead. :D

Spock 1701
November 30, 2006 at 1:12 pm

megabigBLUR wrote:
Thanks, Spock. Now every time someone tells a blonde joke I’ll be picturing an Alien instead. :D

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November 30, 2006 at 10:35 pm

Sweet Monkey Jesus. I’ll bet Todd McFarlane could churn out a Turkey Head Alien figure like sweet sweet butter. Mmmm, butter.

January 9, 2007 at 5:50 pm

Thanks for the word "sauna". Bonafide Finnish, that is.

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