Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 5:15pm ET
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Here I go, breaking another promise. Sorry, the new comic won’t be going up today after all, cuz I got hit by a nasty cold and I felt like crap both yesterday and today. But you’ll see it next week for sure.

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  1. spindle

    You should just switch to a bi-weekly schedule instead, it’ll probably be easier on you.

    And yeah, I know what you mean, I’ve been fighting off something all week, at least I got to stay home from school :)

  2. Army of Darkness

    Bi-weekly? Isnt that a magazine for ‘confused’ men and women?… :lol:

    Get well soon Bernie, nothing like coughing your guts up & feeling like shit to put you off work.

  3. bernieh

    Heh… that sounds like an old joke, and it’s also pretty low-brow, but I’d never heard it before and I LOL’d.

  4. Purebreedalien

    I wondered why there was no new comic :D I hope you feel better soon

  5. Army of Darkness

    I have a filthy sense of humour, and my mind lives in the gutter, so I couldnt pass up on the opurtunity to crack one of my typically vile jokes, har har har. :twisted:

  6. spindle

    pfft, if I were to show my true sense of humor here……well, lets just say that a *LOT* of people would be offended, yes, even the people who think they can handle it. It sucks too, because if I try to crack a joke I find funny in public, its all ‘OMFG, YOU’RE A RACIST, BE ASHAMED!’ or some bull like that.
    When in reality, its the people who are saying that who should be ashamed, if you can’t laugh at people of other races, how can you laugh at your own race?!

  7. Army of Darkness

    You sound like a Roy chubby Brown & Bernard Manning fan- I can enjoy that kinda stuff too. Alot of people just have difficulty seperating a character/joke from real world situations; there is a difference between a joke, and someone intentionally trying to offend someone… :roll:

  8. lol

    Yes that’s true, but a LOT of people are just being cocks and trying to offend people before quickly leaping behind the “OMG its just a joke you have no sense of humor” magic wall of + 2 Douchbag.

  9. bernieh

    I totally agree with lol.

    I hate how hypersensitive we’ve become about being P.C. all the time, but I also hate racist jokes that aren’t funny. You can’t hide behind the magic wall of "it’s just a joke, you have no sense of humor" unless your joke is actually funny.

    And yes, I decide what’s funny and what isn’t.

  10. spindle

    pfft, fuck being ‘politically correct’ that’s nothing but the little pussy boys who can’t deal with a joke crying and whining about it so they don’t have to hear it!

  11. Army of Darkness

    Yes, no, not exactly. Not being PC, and not being racist can be thought of as similar, but its kinda 2 seperate things. Insulting a woman by telling her to get back in the kitchen is very non-PC, but calling a black person a monkey for example is out-right racism, no matter how much someone protests it was just a joke. bernie got it spot on i think- if a joke is amusing to people, even though they may be the target, then thats okay pretty much, but unpleasant remarks delieberately intended to offend the target arent jokes. That takes us back to chubby and manning really. People just need to use a little more common sense when they open their mouths, and society needs to move away from this blame culture that makes everyone some uptight and over cautious in every area of life.

    Anyway, role on thursday!

  12. lol

    pfft, fuck being ‘politically correct’ that’s nothing but the little pussy boys who can’t deal with a joke crying and whining about it so they don’t have to hear it!

    No, thats what the dickheads say when they make a completely inapropriate "joke" and people get offended. Its eaiser than being a man and "Sorry, that was dumb, i wasnt thinking"

  13. spindle

    if I’m gonna crack a joke, I’m gonna crack it, I don’t give a shit about PCness or not, if people can’t handle it, they can say something, I don’t purposely go and offend every single person (just those I dislike)

  14. lol

    In the real world you have to think about other in social situations. Thats why the "i hate pc fuck everyone" types your claiming to be are one of two types of people.

    1. Anti social dickheads that dont matter ie, town loser, gang member, the guy at work noone likes.

    2. "Edgy" internet teens.

  15. Igor Alexandre

    God I love this comic. Where do you come up with this stuff?
    Im glad youre back

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