Answers to last time’s Guess What My Potty-Mouthed Son is Saying:
1. ASSHAT DAD-DEE? = WHAT’S THAT DADDY?
2. DAD-DEE’s DICKIN’! = (that’s) DADDY’S (plate of) CHICKEN!
3. MOM-MEE! IT’s COCK = MOMMY, THAT’S A CLOCK
Speaking of potty (this is the direction my blog is headed, deal with it), we’re (tentatively) only now (reluctantly) (thinking about) (possibly) starting to (maybe) train Rachel and Adrian to go to the bathroom on their own (who the fuck are we kidding). So far we’re only at the point where they can pee on their (matching) Elmo potties consistently at bathtime when they’re already naked and in the bathroom, but it’s a start. To encourage the good habit, we get VERRRRY excited whenever they successfully take a leak, you know, high-fiving ‘em, dancing around, putting on “Eye of the Tiger”. Well, as a consequence, Elaine is very ambivalent to report that whenever she herself is using a public bathroom, say, out at the mall with them, you can hear them both yelling very happily, “YAYYYY! MOM-MEE’s PEE-ING!!” from the stall.
Honestly, when else can you have people with you who genuinely think that your using a toilet is the most interesting thing in the world? Without having to pay them, that is.
And as a related aside, who else here chuckles every time Picard refers to Riker as “Number One”. YOU KNOW YOU DO
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August 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Lol… you made me laugh…
Oh, and on the Riker subject, this quote from Star Trek: Nemesis made me chuckle a whole lot more:
Will Riker, you have been my trusted right arm for fourteen years; you have helped keep my course true and steady.
Being Captain has its advantages…
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:13 am
HAHA, holy shit this is awesome. I didn’t know you guys were star trek nerds. I’m not a star trek nerd though. But still cool.
Oh and congrats on your kids Bernie, and I hope all is well.
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:30 am
Lol Go Trekkies!!!
August 23rd, 2007 at 5:22 am
Hehe, you should watch it sometime when you’re totally stoned out of your mind :P
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:12 am
I don’t think Koko needs any encouragement to get stoned, nor does he need a special reason for it.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:56 am
It’s not ment as encouragement or a special reason, it was a suggestion as to what he could do when he is stoned.
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:05 pm
"YAYYYY! MOM-MEE’s PEE-ING!!"
That made me LOL like some kind of demented idiot. I couldnt imagine anything more embarrasing, except maybe farting when I was trying to go for a crap in a public loo- hence why I avoid using public loos 99% of the time. The old number 1 startrek joke did cross my mind, but I love the show & films too much for it to be funny like that. And I got 1 out of 3 of the kid’s sentances correct; thus I suck at understanding kids.
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and say that I watch Star Trek quite sober most of the time.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 pm
I’m gonna cut back and smoke only on special occasions. Except now.
August 29th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Hey don’t feel bad. I took my 2 year old son to the bathroom in wal-mart and he was watching me very closely and suddenly he gasped and yelled out in horror: "Mama!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WEE-WEE?!?!?!!?!?!?" …………………………………………… I hid in the stall till the snickering died down and then skedaddled outta there…. :oops:
August 30th, 2007 at 11:21 am
That reminds me of one of those stories on Urban Legends, but it has to do with pr0n so I’m not going to tell you because you probably already know it.