Comments on: Corinna’s Date 6

By: Emergency Design Hologram

Emergency Design Hologram — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:27:47 +0000

sinisterdesign wrote:
is walking at 3mph into Nordstrom’s, how much money will Agent Smith end up blowing on a new pair of Prada boots? :wink:

Nordstrom Boys, from the looks of him.

my solution:
Well, assuming agent brown is gay (keeping in the matrix theme) the other two are sleeping with the other’s wife. i wonder what sex is like in a coma….

By: Somnaphile

Somnaphile — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 23:25:21 +0000

OMG Bernie – You STILL haven’t played HL2????? You posted that ages ago! I feel for you though. Since I got married I haven’t had time for anything and my boss doesn’t let us play video games at lunchtime… I am all up for starting a “Help Bernie Finish Doom3″ initiative so that he can play the beauty that is HL2. We may need nappy changers…

By: Solstar

Solstar — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 22:32:11 +0000

Quote:
if Agent Jones is traveling northbound on a train going 40mph, Agent X is traveling southbound at 25mph, and agent Smith is walking at 3mph into Nordstrom’s, how much money will Agent Smith end up blowing on a new pair of Prada boots?

…. :o …..thanks God i’ve finished the school MAAAAAANYY years ago….

By: sinisterdesign

sinisterdesign — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 19:48:39 +0000

if Agent Jones is traveling northbound on a train going 40mph, Agent X is traveling southbound at 25mph, and agent Smith is walking at 3mph into Nordstrom’s, how much money will Agent Smith end up blowing on a new pair of Prada boots? :wink:

By: Emmy

Emmy — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 19:28:02 +0000

Ugh, what a confusing riddle… I can’t get it. I just spent six hours shopping with my friend who was looking for something but didn’t find it and argh… this RIDDLE!

Omg.

Such a pain… :?

By: stnlvchld

stnlvchld — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 14:38:20 +0000

[spoiler:15e6046aca]
Monogamy
1 archaic : the practice of marrying only once during a lifetime
2 : the state or custom of being married to one person at a time

So, technically, it is possible for everyone to be cheating with everyone as long as they’re married to only one person.

My spin:

The agent on the right is Mrs. Smith who is married to Mrs. Smith in a same-sex marriage (i.e. she’s a lesbian). The middle agent is Mr. Jones who is sleeping with Mrs. Smith’s wife–who I am assuming is bisexual. That leaves the unnamed agent on the left who is sleeping with Mr. Jones’ wife because his own wife is in a coma.[/spoiler:15e6046aca]

By: Crimson

Crimson — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 13:27:08 +0000

[spoiler:85e5cb5c98]In panels 4-7, the agents are left: unnamed, middle: Jones, right: Smith.

The middle agent responds when Clinton yells for Jones & Smith, but he has already said he’s not Smith. The right agent also responds and since he’s not Jones, he’s Smith.

Jones is sleeping with “Mrs.” Smith. Unnamed is sleeping with the wife of one of the other two. Since Smith is gay, Unnamed is sleeping with Jones’ wife, and Jones is sleeping with Smith’s mother (or paternal grandmother…. **shiver**)[/spoiler:85e5cb5c98]

EDIT: added this –

Spoiler:
At no time was it mentioned that “Mrs. Smith” is actually anyone’s wife. Occam’s Razor.

By: Crispy

Crispy — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 13:11:26 +0000

Well, for one, we can determine that Bernie watched Men In Black recently…

By: Pimpman

Pimpman — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:45:45 +0000

Oh… God… my… brain… ah my morning it FEELS LIKE MATH CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I have no clue what the spoileer whatever is and great comic as usual beranie oh the confusion of the smiths… ouch my head

By: ThndrShk2k

ThndrShk2k — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:58:42 +0000

[spoiler:1d71866a98]
3 agents:
Noname Agent is sleeping with Mrs Jones
NoName Wife is in a coma

Agent Jones is sleeping With Mrs Smith
Wife Jones is sleeping with Noname Agent

Agent Smith is sleeping with none of the wives, or men.
Wife Smith is sleeping with Agent Jones.

Due to the exact likeness each agent has, and the wives being Monogamus(which also can mean only 1 sex partner at a time, so no 3somes or anything of the like), the wives could confuse their husbands with another agent, and because they only sleep with one agent at a time, don’t know if it’s their husband or not due to the uncanny likeness of each agent, and the confusion of which agent is whom.

The noname wife in the coma is obviously not getting any, and not having sex.
Agent Smith is obviously gay and not sleeping with any of the wives.[/spoiler:1d71866a98]