Comments on: Your Moma

By: XenoQueen

XenoQueen — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:52:53 +0000

I love these comics…I should register soon…

Your mommas so fat, the alien queen had to make a new breed of facehugger to fit her

By: wrincewind

wrincewind — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 21:43:38 +0000

yo momma’s so stupid, she made me… un… thinkish…
yo momma’s so fat, they slide chips through her rolls instead of deep-frying them!
yo momma’s so thin, i thought she was a standing lamp!
yo momma’s so stupid, she doesnt think the jokes are ’bout her!
yo momma’s so short, i used her as a coffee table!
my brother used to throw yo momma jokes at me. i always replied "you leave our mother out of this!"
(if you played the secret of monkey island, you will understand.)
PS sorry for the thread-mancy. everyone’s allowed to do it at leas once, right? besides, i couldn’t resist.

By: Simon_Says

Simon_Says — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 02:15:28 +0000

Yo momma’s so poor, she has to beg off other hobos on the street!

/zing

By: VGD

VGD — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 15:01:21 +0000

LOVE the zing by Jesus, heh.
Just some yo momma jokes me and my buds were spontaenously(sp?) blurting out.

Yo momma is so tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the face.
Yo momma is so fat, when her momma was pregnant, there was a lump on both sides.
Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to make cheese-flavoured milk.
And others I heard here and there.
Yo momma is so fat, we need a roadmap to her ass.
Yo momma is so fat, she got into the bathtub and filled it. Then she turned on the water.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs hula hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo momma is so fat, when she visited Tokyo, people screamed and ran.
Yo momma is so fat, that when doctors cut her open, she bled mayonaisse.

By: jumbo55

jumbo55 — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 02:26:32 +0000

yo mamma so fat when she saw a yellow skool bus she yelled, “stop dat twinkie!”

yo mamma so fat she got other mammas revolvin around her

yo mamma so fat i had to take a bus and two trains to get on her good side

yo mamma so fat she was baptized at sea world

yo mamma so fat when she farts the earth moves that much closer the the sun

By: Warrior Alien

Warrior Alien — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 01:43:24 +0000

Almost like putting “in my pants” on the ends of song titles…fun stuff

i.e. “Oops I did it again”….in my pants

yo mamas so poor when i stepped on a cigerette she asked who turned of the lights????

By: L337 celtic predator

L337 celtic predator — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 01:37:04 +0000

yo’ mama’s so fat when she sat on a skittle , she unlocked the rainbow

yo’ mama’s so fat when she put on a red dress and walked outside everybody screemed “KOO-LAID!”

cant believe nobody has said those yet….

thats the funnest thing to do in class , repeat everything your friend says with “yo’ mama…” in front… hee hee … hours of intertainment

By: Billman

Billman — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:14:45 +0000

[size=14:ceea27e166][color=indigo:ceea27e166]Well, better late than never.

*Yo momma is so fat, she has her own congressman.
*Yo momma is so fat I had to take a train and 2 busses to get on her good side.
*Yo momma is so stupid she spent half an hour looking at an orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
*Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, it looks like she’s chewing a stick of butter.
*Yo momma is so fat, she was sitting on a street corner and a cop told her to break it up.

And the most appropriate for the strip…
*Yo momma is so old, she has Jesus’ pager number.[/color:ceea27e166][/size:ceea27e166]

:mrgreen:

By: PJ2POP

PJ2POP — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 15:03:29 +0000

fabrix.xm wrote:
Yo Momma Insults for Sci-Fi

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/06/top_11_yo_momma_sci_fi.html

Those are good one! :lol:

By: fabrix.xm

fabrix.xm — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 15:01:09 +0000

Yo Momma Insults for Sci-Fi

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/06/top_11_yo_momma_sci_fi.html