Comments on: Don’t Answer It

By: Predatorgirl

Predatorgirl — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:08:00 +0000

Another way to get rid of telemarketers is by answering in a creepy breathing noise.
E.g.
T: hello
U:*breathing*
T: would you like to buy our new massage chair? only 9999.99
U: *Breathing*
T: hello?
U: *breathing*
T: goodbye.

By: hecho_en_mexico

hecho_en_mexico — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 07:45:42 +0000

[color=darkblue:6daad4adcb][/color:6daad4adcb] :wink:
Happen to run across the site the yesterday, I read the whole strip from the beggining in a about an hour,….. havent laughed that hard in a long time, this strip KICKS ASS ! and if you dont belive me,.

I WILL FIGHT YOU !

by the way im getting evey single person i know to check it out,.let the shameless alp. plug’s commence !

By: Mr Xeno

Mr Xeno — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 13:40:44 +0000

or you can say your gay if it is a man ho are talking to you but
remeber somtimes the man can be gay :shock:

By: suicidal smartalec

suicidal smartalec — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 14:49:26 +0000

Eerrrrrrrrrr……….you’ve all got it wrong. Abe wasn’t talking to a telemarketer, he was saying that to scare Preston. The ‘telemarketer’ was one of those god-damn-mother-fucking-cock-biting-snail-crunching robot voices, that sounds like Stephen Hawking. OK?

BTW, the best way to get rid of telemarketers, is when they ask “How are you today?” you say “Ah, I’m glad you asked. You see, my right toenail hurts, I have a stomachache and my brothers broken his arm. Also, my little left finger is at a weird angle, I think its broken……..” etc etc etc until they get angry.

By: Blaster

Blaster — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 21:42:35 +0000

Something tells me I missed all the fun. :(

By: bernieh

bernieh — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 16:49:21 +0000

Ha! Behind in the count, you manage to line a base hit. You win smartass points.

By: Madge

Madge — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 16:11:01 +0000

Okay, how’s this sig, then?

By: bernieh

bernieh — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 15:43:27 +0000

Ack. Strike 2, Madge. Once more and you’re out…

By: Xeno.Morph

Xeno.Morph — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 12:55:51 +0000

Oh gewd gawd! I’m mentally scarred now! THE TERROR OF MAN-BOOBIES!

By: KittyKat

KittyKat — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 11:56:59 +0000

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Does Abe have this secret horniness for telemarkers? Is that why he’s disguising it by saying “Preston wants to get in your pants”? Is he just too dumb to realize that it’s a telemarketer? Naw, his head’s too big, even though that doesn’t mean anything… Look up octopi. They’re really smart.

We don’t get telemarkers often. Most of the time, it’s a real person. Also, most of the time, they want to talk to my mom, who is somehow busy when they call. They say they’ll call back but don’t. Byaaahhk, the next time you get a telemarketer, try to follow the following conversation as follows:

“Hello. Would you like-”

“I’ll have a double cheese pizza with pepperoni, please.”

“Err, what?”

“Oh, I’m sorry. You must have dialed the wrong number.” *Click*

Wow, I stole that from Calvin and Hobbes. So sue me. [size=9:6289abe7e6]((Really, don’t.))[/size:6289abe7e6]

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

Wait a second…. Kitty, are you a girl or are you a guy who put girl in your profile? ‘Cause I noticed you said wife.

I (Caz) created the profile.
My hubby (Adam) uses it a lot more than me.

I’ll update it to look more like him.