Comments on: To Continue in English

By: Fuzzy

Fuzzy — Tue, 04 May 2010 13:22:29 +0000

This is possibly the single best comic on the web, period. It should definitely be in your “best of”.

By: Wize

Wize — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 19:40:16 +0000

LOLZ—for my job I have to frequently verify credit cards, and go through this fucking automated service. I just got off the phone w/ AMEX verification services, and got so fustrated that I actually said without thinking about the reference-”I will kill you.” Needless to say I got through.

By: hobo

hobo — Fri, 27 May 2005 07:28:58 +0000

omg im so thik…. i finally figured out wat that nik meant
damn so stooopid….

By: SGAC

SGAC — Thu, 26 May 2005 19:05:21 +0000

It used to be that when you followed these steps:

1. pick up your phone
2. dial 1-800-888-3999
3. listen to the options up through #7
4. after you hear the option for #7, hit 7

Option 7 would lead you to the sound of a duck quacking. Sadly though, option #7 no longer exists.

By: Xeno.Morph

Xeno.Morph — Wed, 25 May 2005 17:58:32 +0000

You know what’ll take your mind off of no alien loving no predator? KITTENS! Also, this…

http://www.freewebs.com/xenomorphs/angelfire.bmp
http://www.freewebs.com/xenomorphs/juice.jpg

By: preston is my dad

preston is my dad — Wed, 25 May 2005 17:42:14 +0000

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By: Private Whore

Private Whore — Wed, 25 May 2005 16:38:23 +0000

I was once really really bored, so I called to check our voicemail thingy, and then you get this lady’s voice telling ya: “No new messages. To listen to your messages press 1. To alter your setting press 2″ etc etc. So I started talking back you know, saying things like: “Can you say something else?”, “And how are you today?”… and she just kept repeating the same message, so then I said, in a friendly tone: “Hey bitch, why don’t you shut the fuck up and die?” and then she said: “Thank you and goodby.” and she ( whatever ) hung up… so weird…

By: Wize

Wize — Wed, 25 May 2005 16:34:00 +0000

bernieh wrote: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 11:00am ET Sorry, no new episode today... but to try and make up for it a little I posted some new entries to the current Art Contest that I received by email. They're some good ones in there. Enjoy, and I'll catch ya on Friday...

Ah darn bern you're killin' me!

By: bernieh

bernieh — Wed, 25 May 2005 16:13:30 +0000

Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 11:00am ET Sorry, no new episode today... but to try and make up for it a little I posted some new entries to the current Art Contest that I received by email. They're some good ones in there. Enjoy, and I'll catch ya on Friday...

By: Xeno.Morph

Xeno.Morph — Wed, 25 May 2005 14:40:18 +0000

What about ricotta cheese…?

Anyways, remember when the Ozzy show was big? Yeah. He was in his friend’s car. The car had one of those voice-operated things that could drive it to any place you want or phone somebody or whatever. So, Ozzy tells it to go somewhere.

The response is, “Please select an address from the phonebook.”

He says he doesn’t want to make a call and to go to that place again. I forgot what the place was. The thingy turned on the radio.

It’s really funny ’cause it can’t understand Ozzy, and so he starts saying “F*ck you” and it keeps trying to make a phonecall. Awesome.

Did you know you could yell, “MY BUTTOCKS HAVE SPACE FLIGHT” in the same manner as “YOUR MOTHER IS A *****” and get the same chemical response in the brain? Kewl…