Comments on: At the Eye Doctor’s 7

By: marximus

marximus — Tue, 17 May 2005 15:46:21 +0000

Just wondering… are those some Ray-Ban ‘Predators’ that Pres is wearing?

By: Milly

Milly — Mon, 16 May 2005 23:22:02 +0000

Not sleeping, from male, female, or in-between, gets me hot. I’m serious. Sleeping is a totally wussy activity that could be better spent playing Strip Dance Dance Revolution.

By: Private Whore

Private Whore — Mon, 16 May 2005 10:12:13 +0000

Yeah, I know a joke like that. Except it’s in a music store and he thinks the fire extinguisher is a sax…

By: angelus_raptor

angelus_raptor — Mon, 16 May 2005 06:33:17 +0000

does she even know what a fire extinguisher is? nice joke, btw. =)

By: Lylmik

Lylmik — Mon, 16 May 2005 06:27:14 +0000

It just reminded me of a joke i heard a while back….
Mind you, it is Australian, but i think you should get it….

A woman form a rough Australian neighbourhood (they are called ferrals/shazzas/slappers…) walks into a sex-shop, walks up to the counter and asks the salesman what size dildos they have in stock.
The salesman replies while showing :
“We have this 6 incher with 3 inch diameter, and this 7 incher with 4 inch diameter and this 10 incher with…”
In the meantime, the woman is thinking:
“Too small, too small, to small..”
So she interrupts him and asks him about a display model on the wall.
“Ma’am,” he replies, “that is a fire extinguisher.”

I don’t know guys, when i heard it, it was funny, and remember, nothing is implied. And i will not be held responsible for anything….. etc, etc….

By: Private Whore

Private Whore — Mon, 16 May 2005 00:23:45 +0000

Yeah, I know shit like that.

By: ChibiSpawn

ChibiSpawn — Sun, 15 May 2005 21:12:52 +0000

girls+glasses=hot! Well except for those 70′s glasses. I knew this one girl when I was in grade 11, who had glasses and braces, and I thought she was the cutest girl ever. Then she got contacts and her braces removed and I didnt find her attractive at all. Yeah I’m weird lol

By: Xeno.Morph

Xeno.Morph — Sat, 14 May 2005 20:06:54 +0000

I surf until my eyes bleed… Do you?

Egads! You make Preston look wierder every day. Preston wearing an apron… Preston decorating the Christmas tree… Preston in glasses…

The most I’ve seen you do for Abe is make him wear big 2005 glasses! Poor, poor Preston. You always have to pick on him, dontcha’?

Ah, well. Preston, c’mere! I just bought this cool raygun thing that’s supposed to fix your eyes!

I think Xena the Warrior Princess would be a good match for Abe… Wait… Make that Sigourney Weaver.

By: Private Whore

Private Whore — Sat, 14 May 2005 17:23:03 +0000

We had this commercial with a secretary who wore glasses, and then something happened and she untied her hair and took of her glasses. I always felt she was WAAAAAAAY purtyer with those glasses, and her pony tail…

By: slippy666

slippy666 — Sat, 14 May 2005 16:34:58 +0000

i’m not gonna say anything about the comments on mr/mrs boothead …. i’ve very scared of you ppl