Comments on: At the Eye Doctor’s 5

By: Weasel

Weasel — Thu, 12 May 2005 01:46:48 +0000

I love the Twilight Zone action figure. Where did you get that? Tell me so I can buy one.

By: preston is my dad

preston is my dad — Wed, 11 May 2005 05:24:57 +0000

The eye doctor made me wear glasses once. Curious, he looked like the same eye doctor preston was seeing(or not seeing). I wore them for one day, broke them, and then I didn’t wear glasses anymore. Good, because i still have 20/20 vision. But only because Im a better cheater than Bernie.

By: Lylmik

Lylmik — Wed, 11 May 2005 02:13:07 +0000

As said, what i really wonder about is how come Bernie’s in possesion of all of these dolls, Alien, Pred, Zeev, Boris, bunch of Barbies, optometrists’ tool-o’-the-trade, freaky-ass Twilight zone people…..
Damn, Bernies’ kids will be weird bunch, just imagine that, Addams Family inbred with Twilight Zone material, mixed with AVP lore…..
CAN’T WAIT!!!!

By: YAUJTA

YAUJTA — Tue, 10 May 2005 09:43:29 +0000

Glad to see that your going to follow the “eye doctor” storyline and having to choose between 2 storylines is so frustrating.

oh yeah will we see anymore of the waiting room medium girl i liked that idea :oops:

By: witchking_of_angmar

witchking_of_angmar — Tue, 10 May 2005 05:17:49 +0000

Am I the only one that saw the Foamy the Squirrel connection? [url]http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html Stigmata… IN THE EYE!!! (far right column, second row)
ALP rocks, keep cranking them out, Bernie!

EDIT- Yah, I know what yer talking about with the eye twitch thing, imrumpf. I thought anybody can do it… Guess i’m wierder than I thought! :P

By: InvaderJess

InvaderJess — Tue, 10 May 2005 02:33:39 +0000

The eye puff test is really bad. I tend to move at just the right second, so they have to readjust it ten times! And don’t get me started on the stupid finger prick tests. I usually bleed from those, a lot. Like a lot, a lot.

Great comic today. Very funny.

By: imrumpf

imrumpf — Tue, 10 May 2005 00:05:29 +0000

Awesome comic! :)

Yeah those eye tests drive me mad…but I think the coolest thing I like to do is hitmyself on the head when the doctor is watching and then shake my eyes…I have some sort of genetic mutation or SOMEHING that allows me to have very fine control over my eye movements…and so I can shake them very fast back and foreward…awesome way to meet new people or just freak them out!

P.S. anybody know the name of what I’m talking about? I’ve searched all over and nothing is on it on the net!

By: Kingfox

Kingfox — Mon, 09 May 2005 22:31:55 +0000

That puff in the eye drives me crazy, and I’m fine with contacts. I’ve put contacts in my eye while in a dusty bouncing bus without a problem, but that burst of air just disturbs me. It’s as bad as the pinprick test on your finger while giving blood.

By: mentallyillhil

mentallyillhil — Mon, 09 May 2005 21:30:43 +0000

Stu wrote:

2. The galucoma test. Sounds simple – a puff into your eye. But I can’t do it, because I cannot stand anything going into my eyes (which is why I never wore contacts). It’s almost a running gag where I sit there, he foucses the machine so I see the red dot, and I tense up stiffer than a diving board.

I HATE the glaucoma test! I, too, cannot stand anything going into my eyes. I hate drops, I hate the glaucoma test. And the guy puts it so close to my eyeball that I’m afraid to move while it’s there and tend to pull back cuz I t hink it’s going to go straight into my eyeball.

My first eye doc never made me do it. Then we switched to this guy in house with the where I buy my glasses. You get a free appt if you buy the glasses from the place. He makes me do that stupid test. I cried last time and I got out of it.

But the freebie guy doesn’t have a red dot thing. My old eye doc used to have a red dot thing, but there was never any puff of air. He would have me looking into this viewmaster type thing and then ask me what the really blurry picture was. While I was doing that, he shined some red dot thing and told me not to look at it. I actually liked that part of the visit cuz I wanted to figure out with that picture was so bad

By: ChibiSpawn

ChibiSpawn — Mon, 09 May 2005 18:56:15 +0000

Wow another great post! I love the “stigmata in the eye” thing. it reminded me of this show I saw once on Discovery, or TLC……or Space, whatever it was about stigmata (yes I watch shows and about paranormal stuff)

Yeah some people cut themselves just to be all like,”I have stigmata! WORSHIP ME!!!!11ONE” that shit is just sad.

Anyway lots of canadians AND people with glasses, I’ve had glasses like forever, and only really geeky glasses were given to me when I was young, I looked like Harry fucking Potter most of my life, and that was way before he was cool, so I was just some geeky kid. Anyway I dont look like that anymore so yay……….Stigmata in your eye! *squirts*