Xeno.Morph wrote:
Get a dogdamn login name.

Okay! :P

Meneer Spaghetti wrote:
Ah Xeno.Morph… tell me about this Alien King?

Wot t3h fawk are you talking about? And get a login name. I’m trying to conserve my posts. :P

From now on I’ll only post twice a forum and I’ll private message anyone who asks me something…

Get a dogdamn login name.

Skylord wrote:
…I completely got it and thought it was quite the funny…

Indeed. It was also a shameless ploy to grab the attentions of the ALP writer. Many more are on the way. :D Aside from the shameless self-plug, I’d like to tell you all that I sleep in a different bed than my wife. My sleeping partner is a 6 foot tall blow up replica of the alien queen. Blame my mother. All I can offer those of you on the floor right now is this old Ewokese proverb:

Wadda, wadda; chut, chut!

Cheers,

Drone Daddy

P.S. When I found out that Sigourney Weaver told James Cameron that she would only do a sequel to Alien if she 1) Died in the movie, and 2) Got to make love with a drone, I thought… hmmm… she’s got a point you know. So I went her one better, and made a replica of the Alien Queen. She’s not half bad. (My offer stands, if any of you feel sorry for me: I answer all my email personally: shale_d2010@yahoo.com )

((also as I clicked over here I was watching robot chicken and witnessed an alien and predator playing chess…was ironic or somthin))

Dananananana….

Challah! Lettuce! I’m gonna make up a new character! He’s a cabbage with sunglasses named Troglodytes and he likes to say “Yo.”

I’m OK, and you’re OK, people!

http://www.angelfire.com/ill/meteora

Now you guys show me a link to a site so I can download Stargazer >.<

TeratoMarty wrote:

Xeno.Morph wrote:
I felt like quoting you because you admitted to being homosexual. Go you. Don’t let The Man beat you down. Umm. Yay. HUNDREDTH COMIC NEXT WEEK!!!!!

Why thank you. Actually, though, I just said I was a man-whore, not homosexual. I’m bisexual, but definitely look way gay. Same diff, really… Thanks for your support, but I actually feel pretty happy on this forum. Yeah, Abe’s homophobic, but he’s routinely portrayed as a consummate jerk. I think all the readers recognise that… I also think that portraying bigots as humorous morons is a much quicker way to encourage tolerance than the dippy “I’m OK, you’re OK” bull that one often gets.

Having said all that, I, too demand a desktop depicting hot pred-on-pred action. Think of it as a challenge, Mr. Hou. How can you manipulate your action figures and photomanipulate their images to live up to your fans’ depraved imaginations?

WE SHOULD START A PETITION FOR THAT COVER PHOTO! ;D

Drone Daddy wrote:
Guest wrote:
Dude. I feel for you. I totally do. But using an online comic forum as a personals forum has got to be the geekiest shit i’ve ever seen! HILARIOUS!

Keep it coming Drone Daddy. I want to see a new and even more pathetically sappy story each and every comic.

Comedy GOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD!!!

Honestly, I am pretty screwed up but I’ve been in a comitted relationship for over 7 years now. Aside from that, everything else I said was true; about the degree, and traveling, etc. blah, blah, blah. My post was less a ploy to get a date, and more of a display of my ability to write horribly, uncomfortably, cynicism. And it got a chuckle out of a few of you; so it was worth it. Anywho, I plan to respond in more posts from now on, and I’ll use more sides to myself other than a geeky, washed-out, 40 year old D&D enthusiast. P.S. I’m a 26 year old guy, and I’ve never played D&D.

Cheers,

Wow. You’re oooollllllld.
You should get StarCraft. Or check out my website. Judging from your name, you’re an aliens fan and you like aliens. And my website is all xenoriffic.

If anyone complains about my word, I’ll hit them over the head with a new dictionary. A new dictionary that has “bling bling” under B. Bling isn’t even a word and you’re complaining about “xenoriffic,” which makes more sense than “Yo G, wazzap!?” I mean, COME ON! I bet Michael Jackson listens to rap. And Hitler. You don’t want to be like Hitler, do you!?

*Continues to rant at a screen*

http://l.grab.com/redir.cfm/15877/134803/15200/14356629

I believe that should work…