“And now thanks to mobile phones, you can no longer bound in from the garden, pick up the 7 ton cellulite phone and say ‘Aunty Mary’s dead!’ Now you’re probably there! “Oh, yes, her heads rolling back now, spits coming out of her mouth and here eyes are rolling back – here *takes a pic*. See what I mean? Sheee’s F*CKED”

But the little cameras and stuff. those are actually useful for a number of reasons. I have a very long distance relationship with my girlfriend, so we send photos to eachother quite often. Thats always nice to be at work and get a photo of my girl cheezin’ at me. Also, my dad is a police officer, and apparently lots of crimes have been solved through those stupid little low-rez cameras.

The other type of phone I dont get….the ones that are like PDAs…why not just get a fuggin’ palm pilot or something? I dont need a phone that takes photos, holds MP3s, has a daily planner in it, and whatever else they have. Big waste of 300 dollars one thing that can break, when you can spend the same on 4 or 5 items to do everything the one does and not break it all at once. Dumbness I say, dumbness….
Later everyone, and this is my first post, be kind!

~gen toony

That being said, I don’t see why any individual would want a walkie-talkie phone. It’s embarrasing enough talking to someone about work related stuff in public, wth would you want to talk about personal stuff in public? And while I’m at it, what’s with those retarded commercials? What kind of moron has their staff use walkie-talkies at a board meeting?

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:idea: (Am I a lightbulb, or a surprised cyclops? You decide…)

I don’t understand what their obsession with the things are, really. I share a mobile phone with my 13 year old brother, and I don’t even know my own phone number.

I just get by because we’re first in the phone book.

If anyone asks me my number, I always go “Dude, we’re first in the phone book.”

Damn the prank calls I get. DAMN THEM TO HELL.

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And because this is my first post:

Spoiler:
What do these tags look like?

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:
Two tin cans and a string… that’s your new unique no frills mobile service.

I’d like to purchase one of your new fangled tin-can and string sets.

I enclose a lot of money, and urge others to do likewise.
I’d also urge them to discard the notion that you have sent this to yourself, and to embrace the idea that there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this coming from your own i.d.

yours, unrelatedly,

Mr S. Asquatch.