Hey! A question. Would you rather share a trans-atlantic flight with Abe or Preston as your seatmate? I think Preston would probably be good company and not quite as likely to expose himself to the stewardess. But on the other hand, Abe would keep the flight from getting dull! :P

That was the best post I’ve read ANYWHERE. Not only did it make sense and completely blow the opposition out of the water..it was downright hilarious. And I agree with everything you said…people shouldn’t starve themselves like some people do.

Ossicle wrote:
Pythoness, you’re hilarious! Don’t ever change — position, even! You wouldn’t want to lose one beautiful ounce off those thighs!

Oh… since sarcasm is unmanly, I guess I owe it to myself to be straight: Your hostility toward certain intermingled phenomena (objective standards of beauty; fitness and nutrition; self-discipline/-improvement; a social order that assigns you [because you choose to inhabit] a low place) is pathetic.

Believe it or not (you won’t), I have the discipline to assign myself the last word in these heated exchanges, and so won’t be reading your reply. Let me have it, though! — no doubt I would’ve been converted to the joys of selflessness, goo-gooism, lethargy and cat ownership if only I’d given myself the chance…
-oss

Yes, Ossicle. The fact that I don’t think looking stylish while nursing a piece of gum is particularly praiseworthy must mean that I subsist on a diet of twinkies and pizza crust. Friendless and alone due to my low standing in the social order, I have only my deep, abiding hatred of nutrition and my love of lethargy to keep me company. :roll:

But since sarcasm is unwomanly, I’ll be straight with you: Under eating is every bit as damaging and unhealthy to your body as overeating, which is why I do neither. I’m hostile towards fitness? Guess I’d better stop hiking and mountain climbing then. Damn. And as far as my “rank” in the “social order” goes… well, that’s a funny thing, Oss. Even though I commit the mortal sins of being a decent human being, loving my dog and admiring people who do good in this world, through some horrible twist of fate I seem to have ended up with a lot of friends and lovers. Go figure.

Alas. What an empty life I lead. Perhaps one day I’ll have the self-discipline to be a sad, judgmental, self-important little internet troll.

Oh. And just for the record, if you think anyone who owns a cat or weighs more than you deem suitable is your inferior… well, that’s just sad isn’t it?

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Little note, though. It’s been noted that Predator blood is an alkaline, or something along those lines, and that it neutralises the alien blood. so wouldn’t Abe be the one in danger because of alkali and ph whatever-the-hell-human-blood-is would be a danger to his system, used to acids.

Yautja blood partially neutralises Alien acid, but not all the way, since they can be burned and killed by it. It just takes more.

seems to me that all 3 would be in danger, since abe’s blood would be getting too alkaline, preston’s would get too acidic, and the reaction would create heat and make it too hot for everyone, including the unfortunate dude next to them.

yeah.. don’t mind me. :roll:

(ehrm.. and i don’t know how to make the quotations work right.. sorrie for the unglynes)

And when I said that, I meant like, fusion of bodies on a subway train has actually not happened. You again got all technical with the sun and stuff. I found that reply funny…but even still.

Notasmile21 wrote:
On the subject of the comic actually making sense..it doesn’t. Actual fusion has not been accomplished. WHO CARES ABOUT THE CONSISTENCY OF THE BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH BOTH BODIES? It’s a fucking joke guys! Loosen up.

And on the subject of the woman…I think, maybe sometimes it’s smart to be able to stop yourself from going OVERBOARD on food, but not smart to eat less than you need. A stick of gum is not going to kill you. Loosen up. Again.

You take this too damn seriously. Shush. Maybe us nerds LIKE comparing what kinds of blood is based on what? Maybe you should, I don’t know…. LOOSEN UP!?

Anonymous wrote:
Little note, though. It’s been noted that Predator blood is an alkaline, or something along those lines, and that it neutralises the alien blood. so wouldn’t Abe be the one in danger because of alkali and ph whatever-the-hell-human-blood-is would be a danger to his system, used to acids.

Yautja blood partially neutralises Alien acid, but not all the way, since they can be burned and killed by it. It just takes more.

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WHO CARES ABOUT THE CONSISTENCY OF THE BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH BOTH BODIES? It’s a fucking joke guys! Loosen up.

Who cares? Why we care! We’re having fun, we don’t need to loosen up.

*edited for SPaG*