Comments on: If You See Something

By: If you see something say something - Loss of Privacy

If you see something say something - Loss of Privacy — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:15:49 +0000

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By: xath

xath — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 22:36:35 +0000

Thats what you get for following your penis instead of your mind.

But did you ever throw up on the Long Island Railroad when its crowded with passengers? I don’t think so.

By: Guest

Guest — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:39:25 +0000

They also have a catwoman barbie, complete with mask and whip…just think of the comic possibilities.

By: Captain Sexy

Captain Sexy — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:22:41 +0000

Best. Comic. EVER.

By: Guest

Guest — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 22:53:11 +0000

Includes removable implants and real throwing up action!

By: (KHNH)

(KHNH) — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 21:13:55 +0000

Dean wrote: In a couple of months, he can indeed get a Lindsay Lohan Barbie. pic Yes, it looks about as much like her as the guy from Wednesday's strip looked like Charles Barkley.

Ummm.... That doll's eyes are HUGE. I feel like I will be engulfed by them. Big, black holes, sucking me in.... NOOOOO!!! Tell my kids I love them!!! *poof*

By: NukeTheSiteFromOrbit

NukeTheSiteFromOrbit — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 07:20:55 +0000

When I visited Melbourne (my home city) recently, I saw the funniest signs.

The gist of the signs were: Railway ticket inspectors are only doing their job when they ask to see your ticket. Please, pretty please with a cherry on top, don’t jump out of the moving train to avoid getting a fine.

(Months early, a 15 year old boy without a ticket jumped out of a train thinking he’d be okay like in the movies.)

By: bernieh

bernieh — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 04:34:35 +0000

I am indeed an elder citizen, but no way do I look old enough to have kids of my own. I just work out a deal with any random 8-year-old girl I happen to find: she buys me Barbies, I buy her cigarettes.

By: Dean

Dean — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 04:23:46 +0000

In a couple of months, he can indeed get a Lindsay Lohan Barbie. pic Yes, it looks about as much like her as the guy from Wednesday's strip looked like Charles Barkley.

By: Oliver

Oliver — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 04:11:32 +0000

A Lindsay Lohan doll? I don’t even want to think about how Bernie might “use it” every once and a while.

And you guys: Bernie (like me) is old. No one’s gonna think twice if he goes to buy a Barbie doll; they’ll just assume it’s for his kids…