(KHNH) wrote:
All this sounds like fun! Being a girl sucks!

man… if i hear of any of the bathrooms around my apartment doing that i’m going to (attempt to) piss in the urinal to melt ice… that sounds…. ridiculously funny… i used to work at IHOP and my boyfriend kept muttering something about anti drug ads in the mensroom and i was like wtf? i went in there to clean up puke one day (pansy ass bus boy couldnt stand puke) and it was in the urinal… little disks w/ anti drug slogans… i dunno who thought of that but yeah… i kinda want to pee on some ice now :? oddest thing i’ve said today…

I say, if you want me to pee with the seat down, ok, but you get to clean the splash on the seat and my pants.

As a man, the world is our toilet. Popping a squat leaves women horribly exposed (bees, rats, angry badgers, cameras).

And finally, I believe there are fantastic crotch shaped devices for peeing on the go (male and female). Must find a link….

Followup to She Pee:

As far as injuries were concerned, there should not have been any burst bladders among female fans, with the introduction of the She-Pee. In a Melbourne-only trial, a urinal was set up for women, using cardboard funnels, which allow women to urinate standing up, in an effort to lessen toilet queues.

Sadly, the revolution did not last. By 4pm, the urinal had been returned to male use only, this reporter forced to try the She-Pee in a regular cubicle but, happy to report, able to walk out afterwards without wishing for a clean pair of jeans. Bit weird, though.

Girls-only urinals hit Australia
January 19, 2005 – 2:17PM

Women, rejoice! One of the last bastions of gender inequality is about to be banished and with it the long, long line for the ladies’ loos.

And while it might not be every gal’s cup of tea, the organisers of this year’s Big Day Out concert in Melbourne reckon the girls-only urinal will get a standing ovation.

The Shee Pee, as its affectionately known in Europe, will make its Australian debut at this year’s Melbourne event in a bid to cut loo queues and offer women a more hygienic option to conventional toilets.

And while organisers agree it might take some a little practice, they believe women will quickly adapt to the idea of peeing while standing.

“After the huge success of the female-only urinals at the Glastonbury music festival in Britain last year, we thought it was definitely a service that women at the Big Day Out in Melbourne would really appreciate,” Big Day Out promoter Vivian Lees said.

The Shee Pees concept works thanks to a disposable, leak-proof paper funnel which gives women the freedom to stand.
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The funnels can also be used to avoid sitting on conventional toilets, which will also be provided at Melbourne’s Big Day Out.

The funnels, called P-Mates, are distributed in Australia by Small World Enterprises.

Company spokesman Kees de Jong said it was “simple to use” with pants, skirts and dresses, however P-Mate hostesses would be on hand to offer guidance where it was needed.

“The P-Mate is a convenient, hygienic, discreet solution to the long queues and other problematic circumstances which confront women, particularly at large events,” he said.

The Shee Pee and P-Mate were first used at music festivals in the Netherlands and featured at the Glastonbury festival for the first time last year.

Big Day Out organisers said the stand-up option could be rolled out across the country if the trial is successful at Melbourne’s January 30 event.

Big Day Out festivals are held across Australia every year in Sydney, Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne and on the Gold Coast.

- AAP

The toilets stink, the damned thing won’t stay down, there’s all this bullshat about size, and most importantly nothing on a guy works the way it’s supposed to.

Be glad you’re female.

(KHNH) wrote:

Riven wrote:

(KHNH) wrote:
All this sounds like fun! Being a girl sucks!

Girls can pee standing up.. almost as easy as guys do… it helps if you have on a skirt. And yeah.. it would make it easier if you had something to aim at! :lol:

Well, having travelled extensively through the third-world, I know all about ‘popping a squat’ as an American friend of mine called it. Yes, peeing without a toilet is a skill that needs to be practised to become an expert if you’re a girl. Something to be proud of, certainly.
Still, the grass is always greener… I think I might like to be a boy for a day; just to try it out. The whole writing-my-name-in-the-snow thing would be awesome.

Actually we say, “copping a squat”… :lol: I’m sure I could write my name in the snow if I so chose… I just don’t like the idea of my bare cheeks in the snowy air. :shock:

Riven wrote:

(KHNH) wrote:
All this sounds like fun! Being a girl sucks!

Girls can pee standing up.. almost as easy as guys do… it helps if you have on a skirt. And yeah.. it would make it easier if you had something to aim at! :lol:

Well, having travelled extensively through the third-world, I know all about ‘popping a squat’ as an American friend of mine called it. Yes, peeing without a toilet is a skill that needs to be practised to become an expert if you’re a girl. Something to be proud of, certainly.
Still, the grass is always greener… I think I might like to be a boy for a day; just to try it out. The whole writing-my-name-in-the-snow thing would be awesome.

(KHNH) wrote:
All this sounds like fun! Being a girl sucks!

Girls can pee standing up.. almost as easy as guys do… it helps if you have on a skirt. And yeah.. it would make it easier if you had something to aim at! :lol: